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Oni Strikes Again!
By ElfOnTheMoon

Yes, Oni, the hero we all know and love, defender of the footwear, has struck again! Primus was walking down the street, mindng his own buisness, when suddenly he saw a donation item in a tree! "I must have that Dark Halo!" he thought to himself, and scrambled up the tree. Once up the tree, however, he soon found that it was not a Dark Halo, but a trap set by the evil Tree Minions!! This wouldn't have been a problem, as Primus is a master tree climber and stamp collecter, but he was encumbered by shopping bags! These shopping bags had amazing devices to make men in otherwise feminine situations suddenly manly! As these are very important devices to the collection of any man in distress, Primus was not inclined to let them go for anything! Meanwhile, Oni was walking down the street, eating a well deserved ice cream cone, as she is a well known heroine. Hearing a rustling from the tree above her, she looked up. As Primus would never call out in distress, like the manly man he is, he decided to shake the branches instead. Hearing this rustle of distress, Oni snapped into action! Using her amazing skills with a nail clipper, she cut stairs into the trunk of the tree, letting Primus climb safely down. In gratitude, Primus bought Oni a bag of confetti!

An exclusive interview with Primus afterwards-

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: Terriaki chicken.

Q: What is your favorite item?
A: The dark halo.

Q: Are you grateful to Oni for saving you?
A: It was really all me. I just let her think it was her.

Q: What is your dog's maiden name?
A: McKibble.

That's all for today! Tune in next time for another exciting article from the P-GoD magazine!

Behold! My amazing skills at making Primus sound manly! mrgreen

Yeah, but I followed through in the article. mad

Yes, Oni, the hero we all know and love, defender of the footwear, has struck again! Primus was walking down the street, mindng his own buisness, when suddenly he saw a donation item in a tree! "I must have that Dark Halo!" he thought to himself, and scrambled up the tree. Once up the tree, however, he soon found that it was not a Dark Halo, but a trap set by the evil Tree Minions!! This wouldn't have been a problem, as Primus is a master tree climber and stamp collecter, but he was encumbered by shopping bags! These shopping bags had amazing devices to make men in otherwise feminine situations suddenly manly! As these are very important devices to the collection of any man in distress, Primus was not inclined to let them go for anything! Meanwhile, Oni was walking down the street, eating a well deserved ice cream cone, as she is a well known heroine. Hearing a rustling from the tree above her, she looked up. As Primus would never call out in distress, like the manly man he is, he decided to shake the branches instead. Hearing this rustle of distress, Oni snapped into action! Using her amazing skills with a nail clipper, she cut stairs into the trunk of the tree, letting Primus climb safely down. In gratitude, Primus bought Oni a bag of confetti!

An exclusive interview with Primus afterwards-

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: Terriaki chicken.

Q: What is your favorite item?
A: The dark halo.

Q: Are you grateful to Oni for saving you?
A: It was really all me. I just let her think it was her.

Q: What is your dog's maiden name?
A: McKibble.

That's all for today! Tune in next time for another exciting article from the P-GoD magazine!



See, I bolded all of the times that it was me. stare

mad Yes, but I came up with the first manlyness thing!

rofl
you guus are crazy!

surprised