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| YES!!! It's awesome! |
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| how dare u not liek mi leggsee weggsee!1!one! he teh hott1!one |
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 Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:06 pm
I was bored one day, so I sat down and wrote this. It's not fabulous, but it is funny. And just so all of you know I have nothing against the book Legolas. It's the movie version of him that I can't stand. Hope you like it!
A Diversion-A Poem By Me-
Legolas Greenleaf
The Movie Version
Said of the plan;
''A Diversion."
After hearing this, I said:
"Really? No s**t!"
Bethought me, shaking my head;
'Honestly! The idiot!
His small brain may become his demise,
An annoying pretty-boy, he dost be a twit;
Being immortal does not mean he's wise;
The Prince of Mirkwood hast very little wit.'
But all the rabid, illiterate fangirls cheered,
"yay! we luv leggysee he teh hott1!1one"
Then stepped forward their leader, her eyes teared;
"kissin' leggylass is meh dreem teh hott of him make it fun.."
I was filled with horror at their illiteracy!
Also that they could like HIM, the Elf-King's idiot son!
''Literate fangirls! Come stand with me!"
I saw coming to stand with me, my fellow fans of Tolkien.
"My friends! This means war!
Those are the moronic fans of Legolas the movie version!
Get the illiterate leader whore!
Then we'll be closer to being even..."
The End
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:00 am
Hoe der you too spek liek taht bout my Leggy! Literates r ********!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:53 pm
Althena Wolf Hoe der you too spek liek taht bout my Leggy! Literates r ********!!! scream You capitalized a couple things, but other then that you did a pretty good impression of a illiterate fangirl. Did you like it? It's not the best, but I just did it for fun, so I didn't really care about how good it was as long as it was funny, and it made sense.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:14 pm
^_^ I thought it was funny. Poetry and I have never gotten along very well, but Ilike it.
It's just my opinion, but, I'd like to know what happens after that war. *blink, blink* though this is just a single brain cell writing, the rest are too tired to think.
I loved the 4th option of your poll. ninja --> random idea.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:15 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:25 pm
Ah, that's great xd Highly amusing, pretty good poetry too.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:48 pm
I'm glad that so many people like it! Maybe I should make a sequel...hmm...
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:58 pm
Ooh! Do Faramir next! You are brilliant! Yay! Seriously, that made me laugh so hard!
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:53 pm
Laurelothandune Ooh! Do Faramir next! You are brilliant! Yay! Seriously, that made me laugh so hard! Great idea! That's perfect! I like Faramir still in the movies, but the book Faramir I just right away fell in love with. I should definetly do that! Now, just to find the time...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:38 pm
I still say the best one ever is this one:  wink Of course my avvy is changed now, but oh well. I'd try and get one of my claim but that wouldn't work.
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:48 pm
xenarlinn89 Laurelothandune Ooh! Do Faramir next! You are brilliant! Yay! Seriously, that made me laugh so hard! Great idea! That's perfect! I like Faramir still in the movies, but the book Faramir I just right away fell in love with. I should definetly do that! Now, just to find the time... I loved Faramir... crying And what they did to him... scream That is the one that makes me the angriest.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Laurelothandune xenarlinn89 Laurelothandune Ooh! Do Faramir next! You are brilliant! Yay! Seriously, that made me laugh so hard! Great idea! That's perfect! I like Faramir still in the movies, but the book Faramir I just right away fell in love with. I should definetly do that! Now, just to find the time... I loved Faramir... crying And what they did to him... scream That is the one that makes me the angriest. I'll write one about what they did to him next...as soon as I find the time. I'm going to school full time, learning 4 languages at the same time, and I'm writing 2 books. So my life is a little crazy right now. Maybe I'll find time to do it later this week...
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:12 pm
You should write one about Aragorn (or should I say 'Viggo'?)
People are as crazy about him as they are "Leggy."
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:29 pm
LinwenOLorien You should write one about Aragorn (or should I say 'Viggo'?) People are as crazy about him as they are "Leggy." He doesn't have as many fangirls, and the main reason that I wrote that one about Legolas is that in the movie he was very different from the book, where as I loved the movie Aragorn almost as much as in the books. I don't have a crush on Viggo or anything, I'm just saying that they did a fantastic job with Aragorn in the movie and they didn't with Legolas and Faramir.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:35 pm
I also wrote a poem about that! xd Actually, mines a Haiku.
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