This is a really fun game on forums, and maybe some of you've played it before. Here's what you do:
-- I'll start with three letters that will begin a story.
-- The person who replies after me will continue the story but using only three letters.
-- And so it continues to make wacky stories (be creative).
I'll begin:
There once was
There once was a pretty girl whose hair was purple and green. She had a magic sword which can transform anybody. She came from that mysterious place that had a lot of different things that could make the world look very pretty. One day she she heard a very pretty song that enchanted her and goes like the tune of Bumble Bee Tuna. She was pretty as warm sunshine and smelled like apples and oranges. . Then a snail began climbing up her closet door. She picked it up and said,
"Hello there, little snail. Why did you climb up my closet door?"
The witty snail said "Well....seee......................... to molest sheep” I cannot be forgetting that I have super-powers such as invisibility, so she disappeared into a vacume.
Then the girl with the purple and green hair said “I must find that snail. It's the key to the apocalypse and it could change the whole planet’s spinning. The people are all on myspace because they are looking for easy teens while old men take their Viagra giving them heart attack and might send them to everlasting pain and the Emergency Room. Suddenly, when the clock strikes midnight the girl is transformed into a Costplay Maid and has a little pimple on her face which is green and orange and explodes.....so the girl uses a stinky, slimy small piece of wood that is actually a worm whose name is Beenie the Crawler and he likes Lord of The Onions, a brand that rarely contains any onions but make people cry a lot, because it smells like wet dogs and Stinky sox, beside rotten garbage heap on a hot SUMMER JULY DAY in new mexico inside an oven. The girl was petrified by the horrible little creature that looked like a snot blob and had three big red eyes!!! and a giant dragon spiky tail!!! It jumped on the girl's head and laid an egg of fuzzyness which promptly hatched Into a big orange slime creature that smelled like vincent's crusty toes after his pedicure. The girl grabbed a cooking ladle and thow it at a mirror which was magic and opened a portal to hell and demons came out into the light and died the demons screamed and evaporated. But, the portal closed just after a little demon escaped and looked around and bit the shizzniz out of a fat man who is nice and gave cookies to the young children in the orphanage and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings. The girl gasped OMG it's so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess ran up to the pr0n studio so she could sell Beanie Babies to all of the reformed sinners who are still playing video games and are trying to squish enchiladas especially made by santa claus himself. The enchiladas were from magical ingredients that the elves sneezed on twice and then boiled until they resembled something like chicken. It was almost like Thanksgiving leftovers minus the undesirable old turkey smell and the desirable turkey taste, but there was still Santa's pumpkin pie hidden from the hungry little elves who went on to search for spoiled buffalo wings to feed the poofy purple puppies...
-- I'll start with three letters that will begin a story.
-- The person who replies after me will continue the story but using only three letters.
-- And so it continues to make wacky stories (be creative).
I'll begin:
There once was
THE STORY SO FAR:
There once was a pretty girl whose hair was purple and green. She had a magic sword which can transform anybody. She came from that mysterious place that had a lot of different things that could make the world look very pretty. One day she she heard a very pretty song that enchanted her and goes like the tune of Bumble Bee Tuna. She was pretty as warm sunshine and smelled like apples and oranges. . Then a snail began climbing up her closet door. She picked it up and said,
"Hello there, little snail. Why did you climb up my closet door?"
The witty snail said "Well....seee......................... to molest sheep” I cannot be forgetting that I have super-powers such as invisibility, so she disappeared into a vacume.
Then the girl with the purple and green hair said “I must find that snail. It's the key to the apocalypse and it could change the whole planet’s spinning. The people are all on myspace because they are looking for easy teens while old men take their Viagra giving them heart attack and might send them to everlasting pain and the Emergency Room. Suddenly, when the clock strikes midnight the girl is transformed into a Costplay Maid and has a little pimple on her face which is green and orange and explodes.....so the girl uses a stinky, slimy small piece of wood that is actually a worm whose name is Beenie the Crawler and he likes Lord of The Onions, a brand that rarely contains any onions but make people cry a lot, because it smells like wet dogs and Stinky sox, beside rotten garbage heap on a hot SUMMER JULY DAY in new mexico inside an oven. The girl was petrified by the horrible little creature that looked like a snot blob and had three big red eyes!!! and a giant dragon spiky tail!!! It jumped on the girl's head and laid an egg of fuzzyness which promptly hatched Into a big orange slime creature that smelled like vincent's crusty toes after his pedicure. The girl grabbed a cooking ladle and thow it at a mirror which was magic and opened a portal to hell and demons came out into the light and died the demons screamed and evaporated. But, the portal closed just after a little demon escaped and looked around and bit the shizzniz out of a fat man who is nice and gave cookies to the young children in the orphanage and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings. The girl gasped OMG it's so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess ran up to the pr0n studio so she could sell Beanie Babies to all of the reformed sinners who are still playing video games and are trying to squish enchiladas especially made by santa claus himself. The enchiladas were from magical ingredients that the elves sneezed on twice and then boiled until they resembled something like chicken. It was almost like Thanksgiving leftovers minus the undesirable old turkey smell and the desirable turkey taste, but there was still Santa's pumpkin pie hidden from the hungry little elves who went on to search for spoiled buffalo wings to feed the poofy purple puppies...
