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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:33 pm
So we basically all say we want to kill Raoul, right? So how are we gonna do it? Come and tell us how you would dispose of the fop.
Down with fopdom!
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:41 pm
Alright, first, we tie him up. Then, after leaving him there for a few days, we give him a choice: food, or let Chrisitine go. Of course he picks the latter, which Erik would not oblige, so then we would just jab him in the stomach and then wait to see if he dies. If he doesn't, we'll just drown him.
Hmm...I'm morbid today.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:58 pm
Force his head into a pool of water then stand on it so he can't get up. Watch as he struggles and slowly drowns to death... domokun
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:31 am
Hes really not that bad! He can swish that rapier pretty damn well!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:48 am
I say we play pinata with him!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:17 am
How about we tell Christine that he's the reason her father died and then let her at Raoul? xp
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:19 am
Oooh ooh ooh!!! OR we tell Erik that Raoul's the cause of all of Christine's pain and the reason she doesn't love him, and then let Erik at him? 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:08 am
Mmph. Lets see..
A. Stuff him into a bag, tie it, vacuum the air out of it. Stuff it into a trash bag. Chuck him into a pool of vomit. There's a plan worth than death. XD
B. Suffocate him.
C. Go Chain Saw Massacre on him! ^_^
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:46 am
First we make him dig his own grave, when he is done we beat him with a shovel before we tie him up and tape his mouth up so he doesn't annoy us....then we burn him with acid so he knows how Erik felt...then we leave him without food or water untill he is near death, then we choke him till he dies... sorry that was really dark... sweatdrop but I was mad cause i don't think Erik would have lost to Raoul in a swordfight...
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:56 am
Hmmm.... First.. We get a lot of kitties. And throw them at Raoul. They'll be all "O_O REEEEEWWERR" And scratch him up badly. And once he is bleeding we'll throw salt and lemon juice into the wounds. Just ot make him suffer. ;3 Then while he is screaming in pain ( Because we all know he would because he's such a fop) We'll tie him to a wall and play "Throw the darts at Raoul" game! =3333 And then we'd get Erik to join the game because he'd like it. And once we got bored with that we'd tie weights to his legs and throw him in a lake. But the weights wouldn't be heavy enough so that he couldn't swim so it'd be all "-gurgle- AAAAAAAAH. -gurgle- Until he got tired and drowned. The end. x3333 -is being bizarre today-
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:15 pm
Oh, it's easy. Just tell him standing in the middle of the street isn't dangerous.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:54 pm
Haha, these are frickin hilarious! Keep going, keep going!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:12 pm
Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach. After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room... After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out. After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top. I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*) With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock. After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours. I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min. After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts. I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more. I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.
HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:19 pm
Deadly Lullaby Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach. After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room... After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out. After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top. I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*) With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock. After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours. I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min. After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts. I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more. I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.
HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted O.O;;; >_> I prefer just... telling him traffic is fun to play in. He's dim-witted enough to do it, too. It would spare you the blood-splatters on your good clothes. o_o;
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:24 pm
Youko-chan O.O;;; >_> I prefer just... telling him traffic is fun to play in. He's dim-witted enough to do it, too. It would spare you the blood-splatters on your good clothes. o_o; ninja but blood is your friend... ninja
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