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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:04 pm
I'm sure you're all aware of "Things you never hear FF characters say" topic, this is slighty different, funny things you say about them. To get the ball rolling, here are mine.
CLOUD:
You gotta have balls to fight monsters in a purple jumpsuit.
BARRET
See, we're against racism, We've put a black guy in our game, of course he's got a gun for a hand, and he leads a terrorist organisation, and he speaks like Mr. T.
TIFA
Proof that you can get aroused by a pixelled image.
AERIS
We didn't mean to kill her, it just sort of, happened.
RED XIII
What happened to the other twelve?
YUFFIE
Sorry.
CAIT SITH
Why!?
VINCENT
He was a troubled kid.
CID
Now the proud face of Niccorette!
My first post in like four months! It's good to be back.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:24 pm
CLOUD
You know, it takes $1000 worth of hair gel to get his hair like that.
BARRET
All he needs is a basketball, some watermelons, and a chicken.
TIFA
They're 100% real, and she is not afraid to pierce them to prove it.
AERIS
We found her on the streets, no lie.
RED XIII
Um, dude, he's a fricken dog. He has no reason to be with Aeris! (To those unlucky hentai searchers, you may understand that joke...)
YUFFIE
She broke in and said she'd stab us and take our money if she didn't get in the game... Sorry bout being pussys....
CAIT SITH
What the f**k were we thinking?
VINCENT
After the production of the game, he thought he was a real bat and jumped off the building... Luckily, we found a much more saner man for the AC movie...
CID
He died of a lung disease during the movie production, so we got some random biker dude to fill in the part.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:40 pm
CLOUD
We don't exactly know why he's the only one in SOLDIER with a sword.
BARRET
No one ever questions how he actually fires the gun...
TIFA
Her punch does as much damage as a gunshot, WTF?
RED XIII
He's a talking dog being used as a lab experement, how can we make his life more miserable? Got it! Let's petrify hhis dad and make him the last of his kind!
YUFFIE
Every party needs there own "Leeroy Naggins" (WoW thing)
CAIT SITH
Okay, who let him in?
VINCENT
Let's see buffy take this guy down!
CID
Inventor of the "Everburning Cigarette"!
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:49 pm
I Finally realized who you forgot, Elzorin... You forgot Aeris in that last post, and Aeris in all of them.
Aeris
Hum... If she's so poor, were'd she get the metallic staff, and that pink dress? Shouldn't she be in rags or something?
And how does she stay alive by selling flowers for only 1Gil each... I mean, a steak is damn near 750Gil! Watupwitdat?
SEPHIROTH
Hm... A mama's boy that ends up killing a few people... Does the name "Physco" come to mind?
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:23 pm
Cloud
Your a ****ing pimp... you get the big titted girl and the sexy legged one and a black dude all over you... and yuffie... but you don't know that cause she touches you at night... not day...
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