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Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...

*a familar question is heard* WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT? *steps on to the stage holding Head above his head to the chants of the crowd. he walked down the ramp carrying Head with him. stops on the apron for a moment positioning Head atop of the ring post and gets into the ring.*

*Suddenly appears.*
Here I am!

-Winner decided by dice roll.
-6 sided dice
Johnny Nitro= 1, 2
Shelton Benjamin = 3, 4
James d**k= 5, 6

The bell rings as the three men looked at each other, not wanting to put themselves in a 2 on 1 position early on. Eventually, James noticed Shelton was looking at Snow. He thought this was a good opening to run at Shelton, full speed, preparing to attack. Shelton looked out of the corner of his eye and saw d**k. He shifted his weight and then knocked some of James’ teeth loose with a swift kick. James bounced backwards and into the ropes. Snow then came up behind Shelton and lifted him into a back suplex. Shelton bounced off the mat with his back, and arched it in pain afterwards. Snow then sat on Shelton’s chest and landed several right hands to Shelton’s head (no pun intended). Snow then got off, only to be sent back to the mat from a James d**k dropkick (a d**k-kick) to the back of the head. Shelton moved over to the ropes and got up. He then looked over at d**k, who had locked snow in a Boston Crab.

Shelton went over to the ropes behind d**k, the same ropes Snow had his arm stretched out for. Shelton stepped onto the apron, and very fluidly pulled on the top rope, jumped onto it, and leapt off the rope, getting amazing air. He grabbed d**k’s head as he slammed it into the mat with a bulldog. This released Snow, who crawled over to the ropes holding his back. Shelton then popped back up and started stomping d**k I the head and back. d**k fought through the kicks and grabbed Shelton’s foot as he hopped to his feet. Next, he spun Shelton around by tossing his foot. Unfortunately for James, Shelton’s leg came around and nailed him in the face with a dragon whip. Shelton then brought James to his feet. He whipped d**k hard to the buckle. He then went into a 3 point stance and charged, looking for a stinger splash.

d**k moved out of the corner and Shelton bounced off the top turnbuckle chest-first. He stepped back holding his chest and turned around to see Al Snow. Snow quickly tossed Benjamin to the ropes and when he came back Snow lifted Benjamin and nailed him with a Snow Bomb (sit out ura-nage spine buster, or Rydeen Bomb). Snow got back up as James got back into the action by nailing Snow in the head (no not that one, this one) with a mixture of fists and forearms. Snow got a block in and nailed d**k with a punch of his own. He nailed him again and then nailed d**k in the gut with a kick. Snow then grabbed d**k’s head and tried to drill him with a DDT. However, James lifted Snow up in a Northern lights suplex way, but instead of snapping him over for a suplex, stepped back a few times and dropped Snow right on the top rope. Snow’s neck came across the rope and he fell back onto the mat. d**k then grabbed Snow’s legs and tried to catapult him back to the center of the ring.

Snow was launched forward, but before hitting the mat in the center of the ring he was caught by Benjamin. Benjamin used Snow’s momentum to bring him up and over for a T-Bone! Benjamin stayed on Snow, looking for the victory. The ref counted “1… 2…”
but d**k made the save by dropping an elbow on Shelton before the ref’s hand made it down for the 3. d**k grabbed Shelton by the head and kneed him in the face. He then brought Benjamin up and kicked him hard in the gut. After Benjamin bent over, d**k picked up Shelton and dropped him on his head with a piledriver. d**k did an annoying dance before picking Benjamin up yet again. He then brought up Benjamin for a vertical suplex.

However, Shelton landed on his feet and nailed d**k with a neckbreaker. Benjamin started to get up, but was met by Al Snow, who had recovered during the last exchange between James and Shelton. Snow leveled Shelton with a clothesline. Snow didn’t think this would keep Benjamin down, so he picked him back up. He kneed him in the gut and drove Shelton’s head into the mat with a DDT. Snow then climbed to the top and jumped off, landing a moonsault on Shelton. Shelton was now motionless as Snow went for the cover. James ran over and jumped on Snow to break up the pin. d**k then nailed snow in the head with a boot and threw him into the corner d**k then rammed his shoulder into Snow’s gut several times and started an illegal choke. He broke at the count of four but came back with another kick to Snow’s gut. He then grabbed Snow and pulled him out of the corner. He lifted snow up and nailed him with a suplex. d**k then climbed the top rope and prepared for his leg drop.

Before d**k could jump off, Shelton got back to his feet and jumped up to the top. He grabbed d**k and performed a top rope T-Bone! However, Shelton lost his hold on James and threw him to far, causing Shelton to land on his back and James to flip over and land on Snow with a leg drop. James was down but was lying on Snow. The ref counted as Shelton was a little out of it, and couldn’t see what was going on. *1… 2… 3!!!!* The ref called for the bell as James had just scored the win! d**k’s music hit as he was helped to the back, he didn’t even realize he won.
Lilian: "Here is your winner... James d**k!"
The camera faded to an advertisement as Shelton pounded the mat in anger and disappointment.