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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:24 pm
it seams my friends that time is against me every second that passes means I'm further and further away from being at utter peace. Right now as most of you might not know is my "exam week" the week befor they take place and the time to cram like crazy I've been relying on my "mind reading" to get me through it. But thats not the problem the real problem is a 2 page essay that I simply can not wrap my head around. The essay is very simple and most of the time I could do it in my sleep but for some reason I simple can't not only that but the new donation items are out!!! T__T thats right and I must find out what is cool and or not cool about them and get some for myself. This means I need to post like CRAZY as well as come up with 2 pages of total crap for my teacher. Now I have a plan that I think is gonna work but first I need help does anyone know all the different positions veiws and or styles you can use the items. If so it would really be appreciated if you'd let me know. Now off to reach my goal 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:27 pm
hmm the simplest and easyest way to make fast post is to make many many many long ones. Yet I'm not one to just spam the same random lines of text over and over untill I get money so to reach my goal I will have to tell some stories. These stories will be spice, (and by spicy I mean SPICE-SAY)juicy and action pact. Often times the story will not make any kind of logical sents but in the end it has it's morals 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:29 pm
So anyway one day I'm walking down the street with my friends and we come across a "Toome" and befor any of us can even scream out "oh my lordy its a castle" we see a bunch of guys riding on horses with what appears to be spears. One of them is dressed up like a wizard or at least thats what we thought with the whole big white beard and all. So we watch as they go to storm this giant mass of stone after hopping off there horses the wizard seams to go crazy. He pulls out a knife and heads straight for the lead of the group eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:32 pm
So the wizard charges at the leader and at the last second spins around and kills his horse. Me well being me I scream "NOOOOOOO not the horse!" but its too late. The leader turns and yells "why did you kill my horse ?" and the wizard replies "because it was the devil!" so they begin to advance on the gaint castle like rock face when out of no where. BAM! in pops chuck norris and everyone is like "OH MY GAWD its chuck norris" and he replies "Don't worry I'm here to save the day" then he begins to transform into a gaint robot submarine thing 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:35 pm
Then jumping and or flying into action chuck races across to the men and grabs the wizard. The wizard screams "NOOOOOO" then with chuck's mighty robot claw he smacks him aganst the wall. The wall then shatters opening up the castle (yes it has now changed into a castle...its a transforming building). The wizard lies dead on the side of the street and the leader runs over to him with a sigh the wizard says "I need...to shave" and with one quick slash of his dagger his beard is off only to reveal a second beard underneath the first one. The leader runs over to his side and holds the wizard in his arms domokun
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:42 pm
The leader says to the wizard "Why brother" and the wizard replies "Because I'm not really your brother I slept with your wife when she was pregnant with your mothers cats baby". Then the wizard falls over dead and the learder screams in heartbreack "NOOOOOO!" me and my friends are all stunned by this new found knowlage some are shocked some are appauled me I'm just eating popcorn. The leader runs over to robo chuck and yells "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" and chuck replies "O RLY?" then with a booming voice he says "no its not my fault its..." he turns and looks at the wizard with the dagger sticking out of his crouch and says"...no not that guy..." then he turns to the castle to reveal a ghost! We all scream "ABRIHAM LINKIN"S GHOST!" eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:48 pm
In shock chuck norris says "I'm out of here" and flies off leaving the 3 remaining men to fight off the ghost. The leader screams "Lets get outa here" when suddenly his horse stands up "OH MY GOD I thought you were dead?" he asked and the horse replies "I was". The 3 men jump on there horses and run away while the ghost glares at them angrily. "Quick men use your lazer spears" the leader yelled to his men and one quickly replied "Sir you don't have a lazer spear". This leader was a crafty one and with a smug face he replied to his men "Don't worry I have heat vision". Then charging up there lazer spears and heat vision they blast at the angry ghost. The ghost being un affected by there lazer weapons blasted them back with his ghost magic gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:55 pm
The ghost magic hit one of the horses and caused it to explode everywhere then the ghost called apoin its mighty powers to summon its "bat septer". In all truth it was a very large stick with an equily large metal bat on the top of it. Flinging the bat with unholy stregth it sliced the head off of one of the men. The leader could do nothing but shoot heat lazers from his eyes in an attempt to kill the ghost. The ghost only getting more agrivated flew at the second rider eating him in a bloody grousome mess. "Just you and me ghosty..." the leader mumbled just loud enough for me to hear and in desperation charged up for one final shot. surprised
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:58 pm
Just then robot chuck returned and grabbed the ghost with his giant robot claws. The leader was shocked and said "I thought you left me for dead" with a cool western smile chuck replied "I went to get my ghost grabber". The ghost was helpless in chuck norris' grasp and calling apon his greater than holy powers chuck devowered the ghost in one large bite. The leader was very worried "are you sure you got him?" he asked his face had a bit of shock and fear combine on it. "I'm sure" chuck replied swallowing the ghost whole. Then my friends realized we had to get to school befor class started so we left. I can only hope that chuck took care of that ghost 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:02 pm
well I quite enjoyed that story definatly 100% true all of that happend in one form or another...But that is besides the point onto the next story
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:01 pm
so close to my mighty goal I can almost taste it gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:01 pm
ninja I wonder what exactaly I will do once my goal is compleat hmmm...I didn't actualy plan this far gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:23 pm
I feel all EVILY ^_^ I was doubting the coolness of this but it seams to be up to par in my books 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:25 am
I loved the story! surprised One thing though... Why is everyone so stuck on Chuck Norris? gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:28 am
Lady Sickness I loved the story! surprised One thing though... Why is everyone so stuck on Chuck Norris? gonk Cause he can Roundhouse a house? ...Cause he's old and smells funny? Cause he's one of Three Actors who has a Quote Generator that makes random but cool quotes?
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