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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:21 pm
Ask any question, i'll give you advice on how to defend yourself.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:43 pm
how would one get you to shut up?
jk jk bro biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:50 pm
ok so you are completely drunk and in a crowded club, im talkin wall to wall people, and the hot chick you just met asks you to go home with her but when you get to her car out of now where, remember you are drunk, a guy puts a gun to the back of your head........
oh and the girl was in on the entire thing...
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:24 pm
MakiNerush ok so you are completely drunk and in a crowded club, im talkin wall to wall people, and the hot chick you just met asks you to go home with her but when you get to her car out of now where, remember you are drunk, a guy puts a gun to the back of your head........ oh and the girl was in on the entire thing... Tell the guy oh, sorry, I'll take sloppy seconds, I don't mind. If that doesn't work, then just go into spasms because as we all know, even the most hardened criminal wouldn't try to a mug a guy who had spasms! He'd probably just say "Oh s**t you need help!!" Then at worst take your wallet and kick you out the door. Next question.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:35 pm
Tatsuya_Kawajiri MakiNerush ok so you are completely drunk and in a crowded club, im talkin wall to wall people, and the hot chick you just met asks you to go home with her but when you get to her car out of now where, remember you are drunk, a guy puts a gun to the back of your head........ oh and the girl was in on the entire thing... Tell the guy oh, sorry, I'll take sloppy seconds, I don't mind. If that doesn't work, then just go into spasms because as we all know, even the most hardened criminal wouldn't try to a mug a guy who had spasms! He'd probably just say "Oh s**t you need help!!" Then at worst take your wallet and kick you out the door. Next question. You are a self defense GOD.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:29 pm
What do you advise doing to control the adrenal response when in a real situation?
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:42 pm
DarklingGlory What do you advise doing to control the adrenal response when in a real situation? lesson 1: if you are fighting a guy bigger than you. roll up in a little ball and act like you're dead until he leaves. then, once he's gone, prank call a bunch of pizzas to his house. lesson 2: if you are fighting a girl, be like "oh, i don't fight girls, but my girlfriend will kick your a**! she's right over there!!" and then point behind the girl. when she looks away, kick her in the back and then run away.
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:07 pm
some more tips.
i like to call this chapter "a** kickery through racism."
if you are fighting a black guy and he's kicking your a**, yell out "help me officer!!" the black guy's fear of police will make him instinctively run away.
if you are getting your a** kicked by a mexican yell out "la migra!!"
if you are fighting an asian, throw a cat at him.
if you are fighting a white person yell out "help me tyrone!!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:54 pm
Obviously this question is "How can I be an even BIGGER douche?" Answer: Post more.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:08 pm
how do you teach a retarded moron that he doesn't know everything....?
*cough* *cough*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:08 pm
nightwing773 how do you teach a retarded moron that he doesn't know everything....? *cough* *cough* I don't know. I've been trying to teach you for a while. But eh.
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