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 Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:22 pm
this is a little thing I wrote last marching season
what do you think?!
REAL WORLD: CFHS BAND
Band drama
YOU NEVER REPEAT A CADANCE!!!!!!!!!
Interviews
Drum Line: Everyone love the drumline. I guess it's because we make the band look good. Everyone wants to hang out with us. if we want a bf/gf, we can easily get one. We work hard for what we want.
Band: Unless you have friends on the drumline, there is no real reason to like them. Well maybe one... or two reasons. (smiles dreamily) but thats only if you're a girl. and single. I mean you never see em. When we were at band camp, I never saw the girl I was rooming with.
Band member: They are all over aceivers who make the band suck.
Conversations
Band Member one: This show is sooo boring
BM 2: We should get monkeys!!!!!!
BM 1: Who needs monkeys when we have Pom Line
(during a lock down)
BM 1: What if the band is out on the field while there is a terrorist running around the school?
BM 2: Oh don't worry Mrs. Shane will scare them away with her speaker and microphone. She'll case after them. "THE BAND IS PRACTICING GET OFF THE FIELD"
BM: OH MY GOSH The color guard actually got a score over an 80%.
CG: I'd like to see you try and toss a flag. It's harder then t looks
Baritone: Yeah, well I'd like to see you carry a 40 lb. insturment facing the judge box for 11 minutes, while playing music, keeping your toes up, and focusing on your next spot WHILE getting hit by flags.
CG: well if you didn't get in our way-
B: If you would drop your damn flags
CG: say that to my face!!!!
Mottos in REAL WORLD: CFHS BAND
1. To be early is to be on-time
To be on-time is to be late
To be late is to be DEAD
2. THERE ARE NO COUPLES IN BAND (and we all follow that rule)
3. The plunger press is your bible for the next 5 months.
4. Freshman are the reason for the suckage
But to the freshman,they are blamed because the upperclassman know they can't march, but don't want to be yelled at.
REAL WORLD: CFHS BAND isn't all about drama. No. there are trips (with drama) games (with possible drama) and other fun things to do (with possible drama). Well stay tuned next week for REAL WORLD: KIDS WHO ARE FORCED TO EAT THEIR VEGETABLES
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:15 pm
that was great. specially the color guard part. first-class humor. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:57 pm
love it! ahh the many experiences you get in the band..
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:58 pm
I'm gonna have to say the CG and Baritone player fight was hilarious. Mind if I borrow this for my band?
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:51 am
I loved that! Expecially the part with the Bariton and the color gaurd. That has actually happened to me! I'm a baritone player and I swear the Color Gaurd is out to kill me with their evil flags, rifle, etc....
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:35 am
sakurachan61123 I'm gonna have to say the CG and Baritone player fight was hilarious. Mind if I borrow this for my band? haha not at all
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:45 pm
So true about "To be early..." our BD actually says that, only istead of "dead" he says "unnacceptable". As far as band relationships go--no. Half our band is dating itself. It's crazy! I almost feel sacriligious for dating a guy who can't even read music! And our colorgaurd keeps a hit list...literally. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:24 pm
My band director drills that "To Be Late" thing into our heads. The only difference is that our version is "To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late, if you will be late, just stay home and contemplate your worthlessness."
And the directors don't care if band people date band people.
The only rule as far as that goes is that they have to sit in the front of the bus.
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:34 pm
The Jolly Glomper So true about "To be early..." our BD actually says that, only istead of "dead" he says "unnacceptable". As far as band relationships go--no. Half our band is dating itself. It's crazy! I almost feel sacriligious for dating a guy who can't even read music! And our colorgaurd keeps a hit list...literally. rofl we have our own little band newspaper and in it there is a couples corner. All the peple dating band members are worshipped and all the others are sorta memtioned in small print. its fun. Plus our flutes and trumpet date. its a pattern. its weird if anyone else does. lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:25 pm
I can relate to the color guard part but seeing as our drum line sucks i cant agree to the part about the drum line
our brass is the reason we are good (its unbiased i play Sax and my best friend is on drums) Our drum line doesnt pay attention and no one likes them...they suck too because the sectionleader is a freshman and plays to loud and thinks he owns...but he ignored sticking and stuff..he can play sure but there is more then one snare (that is my best friend)
our brass kicks a** because they play loud and own the field...
our colorguard sucks
period
and i think they are all lesbians
yeah...i guess it just depends
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:46 pm
The baritone-colorguard fight was interesting. Stuff like that happens between like everyone in the band and guard though. Well, a lot of them anyway. I'm a euphoniumist and I love the guard. I know how hard it is to toss a flag. I'm part of the winterguard at our school... It's always funny to see pointless bickering though. I enjoy it even more because I can at least partially relate to both sides.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:25 pm
yeah, i pulled all of this from the actual band. Except for the drumline quote and the fight between the Baritone and colorguard. Cuz you know they're think that. haha
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:31 pm
ahha, classic band humer. its fun to tell your friends (non band friends) stuff like this and watch their confused expressions.
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