The Boardroom of E-vil

[Evilconqueso]

The old man's still got it. xd  

[Mystrunner]

*Myst wipes a tear from his eye.*

S-so beautiful... oh, the glory...  

[Rivkeh]

*looks up, fire in her eyes*

.... i remember.

I REMEMBER!

*her face breaks into a cruel parody of a smile, her palms close around each other and wring and writhe...*


... MWAhahahahAHAHAHAHahahahaAHAHAHAaaaaa!

*falls over, exhausted. A desperate butler comes and tucks a pillow under her head...*

thanks, love. *cuts off his hands at the wrists, beginning to snooze to his screams... the best of lullabyes.*  

[Mystrunner]

*Blanches.*

M'love, I thought you had that nice Chopin to sleep to nowadays... confused

Guess not...  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Must have read it phonetically. Chopin - choppin', fairly close.  

[Mystrunner]

*Nods.*

That they are. But one features far more screams than the other.  

[Rivkeh]

*snores loudly, butler is turning grey and tottering over*  

[Mystrunner]

*Myst steadies the butler, and pushes him towards the door.*

To the infirmary, good chap, that's the way.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Pulls out a whip and begins to beat a butler with it. The butler begins to shriek, and Hally hums along with the shrieking.*

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Flaying alive! Flaying alive!



(Groan.) rolleyes  

[Evilconqueso]

That joke was even worse than some of mine Hally. I think you're starting to lose your touch. xd  

[Jadeelf]

Woooooooow.

We've really been neglecting things around here of late, haven't we? xp

(Hootoo is more fun.)  

[Rivkeh]

This site is getting really, weird.  

[Mr Legion]

My dial-up connection hates it even more now. Curse their black souls, pandering to the broadband crowd. stressed Hootoo is far friendlier.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Yup, flash all over the place.

It's a pity that the BBC servers are so overloaded.  

[Rivkeh]

Okay, so I really really enjoy the new time wasting here, though... why is everyone gone?