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Rather than hunt down the books and find them and maybe try to memorise them... *Chuckles and looks up a site*

Guilty Pleasures
"A lot of people don't get my jokes. If I was less secure, I'd think my jokes weren't funny. Naw."

"Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't."

"I don't care how many times you've seen women carry guns on a thigh holster on television, it is damn awkward. You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on."

Laughing Corpse
"I rolled over swatting at the buttons on top of the digital clock. Surely to God, I'd hit the snooze button soon."

"Bert was not going to be pleased. The day was looking up."

"My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot?"

"I felt like s**t, but it was happy s**t."

Circus of the Damned
"When all else fails, hide. It works for rabbits."

Bloody Bones
"I decided to ignore it. If the poodle got loose, I figured I could take it. I was armed."

"I hoped he was right, but one thing I've learned about vampires- they keep pulling new rabbit out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention."

"But it's hard to contemplate murder with someone staring at you like you've kicked their favorite puppy."

The Killing Dance
"The apartment was probably empty, except my fish wondering what the hell I was doing."

"What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all."

Burnt Offerings
"Real crying is like real sex. If you do it right, it isn't pretty."

Blue Moon
"Important safety tip: Don't try to sneak up on people in new leather."

Obsidian Butterfly
"Edward wonders why I'm so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one."

"The day you stop being afraid of the monsters is the day they kill you."

"If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living."

"Why is it when you have a sure thing to bet on, there's never anyone around to take your money?"

"If you're dressed for my funeral it's too casual. If its just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists."

"There are all kinds of monsters, most of them crave blood. Some for food, some for pleasure, but you're dead either way."

Narcissus in Chains
"It took me two tries but I had a smart-aleck comment, and I was going to make it. "Now, everyone who can stand, raise their hands." None of us moved."

"I'd tried kindness. I'd tried friendship. I'd tried respect. But when all else fails, fear will do the job."

"Anita Blake, preternatural Pied Piper. The thought should have made me smile. But it didn't."

"I thought of several smart-aleck remarks, but you shouldn't humor crazy people when you're at their mercy, it's a rule."


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Pity there was nothing on that site yet for Cerulean Sins.

Anita:
"Rule three hundred sixty-nine when dealing with unfamiliar magic: when in doubt, leave it alone. I left it alone."
"Here's hoping that curiosity didn't kill the animator."
"If you could bottle Jean-Claude's laugh, I know it would be fattening. Or orgasmic."
"A hospital - then I wasn't dead. Surprise, surprise."
"Just what I needed --- a necromancer with an additude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an additude."

There are more, but I have to find them. xp

"Necromancer with a chaser of werewolf, a drink to make any vampire giddy."

Don't know why, but I love that quote... blaugh

Fresh from Incubus Dreams!

"You don't fall in love with your steak, because it can't hold you, can't press warm lips in the bend of your neck, and whisper, "Thank you," as it glides down the hallway in the charcoal gray slacks that fit it's a** like a second skin, and spill roomy over the thighs, that you happen to know are even lovelier out of the pants than in. "

Straight from Anita in reference to Nathaniel. When I first read over that I actually giggled. The shame.

"Bingle Jells." ~ The riendeer on Anita's Holiday mug. xd

double post sweatdrop

Even if he did it by pure chance, he did it on purpose. That's the rule. If someone you know picks a place that you know you don't like, they did it on purpose. xd

I think there are a few good quotes in that book.