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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:03 am
I need some new bass or band jokes to use. All I've got is one good one:
What's the difference between a drummer and a train crash. The train crash is on time.
If you know any good ones post them.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:15 am
This one was brought up because currently the group I play with has no drummer.
"Whats the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?"
"With a drum machine you only need to punch the beat in once"
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:49 pm
My cousin takes great relish on this joke (although I raely play the drums for his band)
What was the last thing the drummer said before being kicked out the band?
"Why don't we try one of my songs?"
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:52 pm
"How does a lead singer change a lightbulb?
they hold the bulb up and the world revolves around them."
"What is the difference between a musician and a savings bond? Eventually the bond will mature and earn money."
"How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music. "
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light."
"St. Peter's checking ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"
The man says, "I was a doctor."
St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher."
"Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician."
"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen...""
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:39 pm
There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:43 am
how many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 20, one to hold the lightbulb and 19 to drink till the room spins.
whats the difference between an orchestra and a bull? on a bull the assholes in the back and the horns are in the front.
i have more, somwhere.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:16 pm
TheDarkMercenary My cousin takes great relish on this joke (although I raely play the drums for his band) What was the last thing the drummer said before being kicked out the band? "Why don't we try one of my songs?" What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless It seems not many people like drummers.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:29 am
I liked the ones about the lead guitarists.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:20 pm
Kyrenx There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either. ha ha ha ha ha xd thats great.....and sadly true.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:19 am
The other day I broke a G-String while fingering a Minor..
Har har har.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:13 pm
Chrysanthus The other day I broke a G-String while fingering a Minor.. Har har har.. sweatdrop That's actually quite disturbing!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:24 pm
Chrysanthus The other day I broke a G-String while fingering a Minor.. Har har har.. sweatdrop that is grand.
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Herr Kaiser Matthelm Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:41 pm
ask naz about the magic G note..Rofl..i sware to god, i saw like 5 local bands, ware teh bassest just keep playing G over and over again...no matter what teh song
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:02 pm
Chrysanthus The other day I broke a G-String while fingering a Minor.. Har har har.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:14 am
Not a guitar or drum joke but I like it..
How does one tell the difference between a french horn player and a trombone player?
The trombone player takes his hand out of the bell and plays all the right notes..
buh-dum-CHING!!
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