No, this is not a joke. Except the great part.
SCALLOPCAM! Watch me be incredibly boring!
Pixel art of me as done by SkittlesRTasty
Scallop x Cactus lurve (As to not waste Taki's bandwidth.)
My middle fingers are 3 1/2 inches long
I have an IQ of 143 and yet can't stop being stupid
I have a cat named Dog, he's orange and kills small animals
I secretly love romance comics
I sleep with a stuffed cow named Cow
I like to go on forums and troll
I am the queen of procrastination
I can't even count how many boyfriends I've had
I'm boobtastic
My best friend is Fillipino
