Well, here it is- I wont go explaining- but it's not mine.. but I love it.
Deidara woke up in unfamiliar territory, immediately putting him on guard.
Sitting up slowly, he looked around the cramped room. The walls were a
washed out color and were falling apart in several places. He was in a
corner right behind an overturned table. After determining that nobody was
in the room with him he stood up, promptly falling back down in a cloud of
dust as he discovered that gravity had gone a little funny while he was
asleep.
Walking carefully around the table, he moved toward the only door in the
room. As his hand touched it to push it open the door flew away into the
pink sky. Wait a minute...pink? It seemed gravity wasn't the only thing
that had gone a little funny.
Deidara gaped openly at the scenery before him. The sky was an angry
shade of pink and contrasted starkly against the very blue sand that made
up the ground. A little ways away from the doorway was a giant forest of
cotton candy trees, even though trees aren't supposed to be able to grow in
sand. Regardless, his eyes lit up at the sight of the sticky candy and,
oblivious of the little voice in his head, that sounded oddly like Itachi,
telling him rather rudely that this entire scene was not physically
possible. The area behind him turned abruptly to red with little hearts and
sparkles as he bounded toward the gloriously sweet substance that is
cotton candy. He stopped suddenly and batted the sparkles away irritably
before continuing as before minus the sparkles. Cotton candy or no, no
self-respecting villain would be caught dead with sparkles.
Just as he was about to take a bite, he was interrupted by someone walking
out of the forest. Normally, he would have just swatted them away for
coming between him and his candy, but something made him pause. It wasn't
just that the person was wielding a large frying pan. It wasn't even that
the person had bright purple skin. It was the fact that the person looked
exactly like him that put Deidara off. Well, except for the skin.
"Whaaat?" Deidara asked intelligently. The second Deidara didn't answer,
instead it tilted its head a full 360 degrees, effectively creeping out
Deidara. He was about to move to another, non-clone infested part of the
forest when Itachi stepped out behind the Deidara clone. The Deidara clone
spun about suddenly and rammed the Itachi in the head. Itachi fell to the
ground, blood pouring from a huge gash in his head.
Deidara's eyes widened in horror and shock. Just as he was about to turn
and run everything went black.
He woke up screaming, which earned him a pillow in the face from Sasori,
who then rolled over and went back to sleep, used to Deidara's dreams by
now. Upon confirming that the room was normal, he bolted from it. Running
down the hall, he turned into Itachi's room and promptly glomped the
sleeping prodigy, screaming "Itachi! Wake Up!" Itachi's eyes snapped open
and he gave a strangled cry. Deidara was ecstatic, "You're alive!" and
glomped even harder.
Once Deidara had been pulled off the long-suffering Uchiha by Kisame,
Itachi sat up, rubbing his neck and glaring at the blond missing-nin warily.
"Now, Deidara, we've talked about this before. You can't keep doing this
every time you have a bad dream. It's a wonder Itachi hasn't been
permanently traumatized by now." Kisame scolded Deidara before dragging him
back to his own room. Yup, just another normal night at Akatsuki.
Post your fanfics/ones you adore.
:3
Shii.
Deidara woke up in unfamiliar territory, immediately putting him on guard.
Sitting up slowly, he looked around the cramped room. The walls were a
washed out color and were falling apart in several places. He was in a
corner right behind an overturned table. After determining that nobody was
in the room with him he stood up, promptly falling back down in a cloud of
dust as he discovered that gravity had gone a little funny while he was
asleep.
Walking carefully around the table, he moved toward the only door in the
room. As his hand touched it to push it open the door flew away into the
pink sky. Wait a minute...pink? It seemed gravity wasn't the only thing
that had gone a little funny.
Deidara gaped openly at the scenery before him. The sky was an angry
shade of pink and contrasted starkly against the very blue sand that made
up the ground. A little ways away from the doorway was a giant forest of
cotton candy trees, even though trees aren't supposed to be able to grow in
sand. Regardless, his eyes lit up at the sight of the sticky candy and,
oblivious of the little voice in his head, that sounded oddly like Itachi,
telling him rather rudely that this entire scene was not physically
possible. The area behind him turned abruptly to red with little hearts and
sparkles as he bounded toward the gloriously sweet substance that is
cotton candy. He stopped suddenly and batted the sparkles away irritably
before continuing as before minus the sparkles. Cotton candy or no, no
self-respecting villain would be caught dead with sparkles.
Just as he was about to take a bite, he was interrupted by someone walking
out of the forest. Normally, he would have just swatted them away for
coming between him and his candy, but something made him pause. It wasn't
just that the person was wielding a large frying pan. It wasn't even that
the person had bright purple skin. It was the fact that the person looked
exactly like him that put Deidara off. Well, except for the skin.
"Whaaat?" Deidara asked intelligently. The second Deidara didn't answer,
instead it tilted its head a full 360 degrees, effectively creeping out
Deidara. He was about to move to another, non-clone infested part of the
forest when Itachi stepped out behind the Deidara clone. The Deidara clone
spun about suddenly and rammed the Itachi in the head. Itachi fell to the
ground, blood pouring from a huge gash in his head.
Deidara's eyes widened in horror and shock. Just as he was about to turn
and run everything went black.
He woke up screaming, which earned him a pillow in the face from Sasori,
who then rolled over and went back to sleep, used to Deidara's dreams by
now. Upon confirming that the room was normal, he bolted from it. Running
down the hall, he turned into Itachi's room and promptly glomped the
sleeping prodigy, screaming "Itachi! Wake Up!" Itachi's eyes snapped open
and he gave a strangled cry. Deidara was ecstatic, "You're alive!" and
glomped even harder.
Once Deidara had been pulled off the long-suffering Uchiha by Kisame,
Itachi sat up, rubbing his neck and glaring at the blond missing-nin warily.
"Now, Deidara, we've talked about this before. You can't keep doing this
every time you have a bad dream. It's a wonder Itachi hasn't been
permanently traumatized by now." Kisame scolded Deidara before dragging him
back to his own room. Yup, just another normal night at Akatsuki.
Post your fanfics/ones you adore.
:3
Shii.
