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DulcetMelody

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:04 pm


1. hide under the pinball machine. Wait till a little kid comes to play, then jump out and scream, "mine!!!"

2. find some random person with the same shoes as you. wait till both them and your friend go to the bathroom, then sneak in. wait until the random person comes out, then stick your foot on top of your friends foot. run out and into the movie. act like you've been there the whole time.

3. go into a kids movie. at random intervals, scream and say it's to scary.

4. walk into a deserted guys bathroom. wait until a guy walks in, then flush the toilet and come out. act surprised, saying "omg, is this the wrong one??"

5. stand outside a guys bathroom. when a guy comes out, ask "did you wash your hands?" laugh at the people who turn around and go back in.

6. run around the lobby. do not stop until someone says something. (you'll be surprised at how long this takes!)

* all of these have been tested by my friends and me.
if you have one, post it and ill edit this.

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7. At random intervals, start crying during a kid movie
8. During the scary parts of a horror movie start laughing your a** off.
arusdaryl
9.tell the popcorn guy you want more butter a couple of times, then when you get it eat 1 and tell the guy he put too much butter on.
10.wash your hands in the bathroom, and dont dry em. then grab some1s arm, and say "dont you hate it when you pee on your hands?" the wierdest way you can.
11.walk up to the counter, tell the guy you cant read the menus on the wall, and ask for the price of everything you see then say "hmm..." and wait a little bit afterwards, then ask for something else. when youve asked for all the prices of everything you see, say "ok" and walk away
12. when some1 asks you if you washed your hands (number 5), say nope and keep walking
13. show up early, and between every add and commercial, whine "whens the movie gonna start" or "is it on yet?"
14.hand your ticket to the guy who lets you into the theaters, and when he rips it and hands it back, say [not to quietly] to some1 with you "toldya he wouldnt notice" and start laughing (while still walking the whole time)

15.If there are arcade games in the lobby, such as the racing games, sit in the seat and don't move. Just act like you are playing, but if someone asks if you could move so they could play scream, "NO! I can't get out now! I'll crash!"
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:36 pm


At random intervals, start crying during a kid movie
During the scary parts of a horror movie start laughing your a** off.

Kyoniki


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Rogue

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:22 am


I don't understand the 2nd one
PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:19 am


Reiss_Wind
I don't understand the 2nd one

neither do I

Jengal

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arusdaryl
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:57 pm


sorry, just had to add meh favorites mrgreen
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:55 pm


sounds like fun

keeperjoe


arusdaryl
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:46 pm


come on people... add more! surprised
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:33 am


If there are arcade games in the lobby, such as the racing games, sit in the seat and don't move. Just act like you are playing, but if someone asks if you could move so they could play scream, "NO! I can't get out now! I'll crash!"

Sakuya Sakura


123hithatsme

PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:10 pm


In scarey movies, when it comes to a suspensful scene yell out BOO! Or you could just scream.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:51 pm


rofl

Dstroyer


Kiki_of_the_Foxes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:34 pm


i think ill do sum of those!! rofl
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:27 am


Jengal
Reiss_Wind
I don't understand the 2nd one

neither do I
Easy way to understand it:
If a person wearing the same kind of shoes as yours goes to the bathroom at the same time as one of your friends, wait until the person walks out from the bathroom, then stomp on your friend's foot/feet, then quickly run back to the movie. Your friend will think that the other person stomped on their feet. burning_eyes

paddymew


Lord0din69
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:41 am


yeah but this is hard to pull off since your pants will probably be different
socks.. and such
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:09 am


I should try these out some time they sound like alot of fun xd

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