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 Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:33 pm
This thread shall be dedicated to things that happen in the Tales of Symphonia world... 's parallel universe! Basically anything stupid or unexpected that would happen, but didn't. For example:
While Iselia is burning, the Trogdor theme song is playing. Or I'm singing it, whichever. (I've done this on my game, and my friend's as well. The effect is awesome. xd )
"Trogdooooor! Trogdooooooor!
Trogdor was a man... er, a dragon man... well, maybe he was just a dragon... but he was still Trogdoooor! Trogdooooooor!
Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples, in their thatched roof cottages! Thatched roof cottages!
Trogdoooor! Trogdoooooooor!
And the Trogdor strikes in the NIIIIIIIIGHT!!"
Copyright www.homestarrunner.com
Yeah, stuff like that.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:39 pm
O_O; Okay, works for me. I have no ideas at the moment.... Sorry-ness...
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:33 am
I love Trogdor the Burninator. <3 There's nothing you can't love about the dragon! xD But singing it while... rofl Hell, I like Homestarr Runner, too.
Anyway!
-scene 1:
Kratos shows up in the Fooji Mountians... and throws a pie at Yuan.
Yuan: ********: *flies away snickering*
-scene 2:
Zelos betrays the group and Colette's on the magic circle.
Zelos: I never wanted to be the chosen... I always wanted to be...
*Monty Python's cast pops up behind the angels*
Zelos: A LUMBERJACK!!!
Presea: sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:14 am
( xd I hoped somebody would get the Trogdor thing. Kudos to you, Randi!)
The first time you meet Yuan at the Renegade base:
Lloyd: (gives his usuall 'I don't feel like introducing myself yada yada yada speech.) *thinks* Yeah, well maybe he won't find out I've forgotten my own name...
Yuan: You're... Lloyd?!
Lloyd: Oh yeaaaaaah... I mean, what is it to you? *looks at Yuan* You do realize your hand has been on fire this entire time, right?
Yuan: It's not fire! It's electricity, dumbass!
Lloyd: stare Whatever.
Botta: *rushes in* The Chosen's group has infiltrated the base! Dah dah DUUUUUUUHN.
Yuan: My plans will be ruined if he sees me! *Looks at Lloyd* Next time we meet, you're mine!
*cue shojo sparkles and floral print*
Lloyd: *scared*
Colette: Are you okay, Lloyd?
Kratos: He looks fine. *thinks* On the outside... but I worry for his mental health sometimes...
And this brings to a close the parody. Created by Otaku_nyu and Millenium_ed at her house. Yes, while at her house, she played Tales of Symphonia for the first time, and loved it immediatly. We came up with a lot of parodies. xd I may have forgotten a part though... It's too early for me to be thinking. gonk
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:30 pm
Nice ones. Ummm.... When Mithos kicks Yuan, he kinda snorts so...
Mithos: Hahahahah! *snorts*
Yuan: *is kicked*
Lloyd: I didn't know that Mithos was a pig!
Presea: Mithos is... Strange...
Genis: Okay... *stares at Mithos weirdly*
Raine and Regal: *shake heads sadly*
Colette: Maybe he should live in Ymir Forest with all those boars!
Lloyd: *stupid grin* Okay! *drags him to Ymir*
Thus ends the stupidest on the spot Parody EVER. Thank you for your time.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:52 pm
When I think of Yggdrasil, I think of one word...
Gigglesnort.
xd
Anyways, my parody for this post shall be... At the beginning of the final battle with Yggdrasil.
*Party enters room*
Yggy: So, you've come. *cues music*
Speakers: ARE YOU READY FO' DIS'?! Bahbahbahbum--
Yeah, you know the song. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:37 pm
-another small and deranged parody from me:
As the group enters Meltokio for the first time...
Sheena: Well, guys, I gotta get outta here. Goin' back to Mizuho.
Raine: Really now?
Sheena: Yeah that lesbian sex just wasn't enough to keep me in the party.
Genis: eek
Lloyd: What's a lesbian?
Raine: sweatdrop
Sheena: Anyway, here's a note to the king. He'll talk to you now. *poof*
Raine: ...
-and yet another:
Inside the Temple of Lightning:
Raine: Sheena's back in the party!
Zelos: What's with you, professor?
Sheena: Time to form the pact with Volt.
Volt: *shows up* ...
Sheena: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO ME?!
Raine: I'll translate... "you want a pact, but you can not satisfy me." Hell, Volt, she can't satisfy me, either.
Sheena: Well what do you want, Volt?
Raine: "...lovin's."
Zelos: Umm, Volt's a giant ball of lightning, how in the hell is he going to get any lovin's like that?
Sheena: ACTUALLY TRANSLATE, RAINE!
Raine: ...he doesn't want a pact.
Corrine: I can give lovin's! *goes up to Volt and tries to snuggle him, but gets fried to death*
Sheena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
...I'm sorry, I'm on a "Raine and Sheena are lesbians" crusade right now.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:37 pm
O_O....o_e.... *is now emotionally insecure around Randi* Mental note: do NOT get on a rabid Kratos fangirl's bad side. *runs very far away*
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:50 am
Don't worry about it, Christian. Even I freak myself out sometimes. 3nodding xd
Another short, retarded parody...
After Lloyd and Genis can't lift Presea's big-a** log of doom:
Lloyd: I've lost all confidence in myself as a man.
Zelos: *Randomly pops up* I can fix that. heart heart heart
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:01 pm
Forgive me, but life is hell, and therefore I have to take my frustration out on something.
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:03 pm
Understood. I know what you mean...
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:43 pm
Right after Kvar's Ranch is destroyed...
Lloyd: Kratos, are you alright?
Kratos: I'm fine.
Raine: Something seems to be bothering you.
Kratos: JUST LEEEEEAVE MEEEEEE ALOOOOOONE. *voice crack*
Everyone Else: oO;;
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:19 pm
-and just because:
Sometime before the adventure began...
Lloyd: You know, Genis...
Genis: Yeah?
Lloyd: What is love?
Genis: stare ...what?
Lloyd: What. Is. Love? Collete talks about it all the time, and says it's a wonderful feeling to love. I don't know what love is.
Genis: Lloyd. Love is what I have for you.
Lloyd: ...you do?
Genis: Yes, Lloyd, I do.
Lloyd: How do I know if I love you, too?
Genis: Would you be willing to do anything for me? Go out of your way to save my life?
Lloyd: Yeah!
Genis: Then you love me.
Lloyd: *runs around with a happy face* I DO! I LOVE YOU! HEY EVERYBODY, I LOVE GENIS!!!
Collete: *inside her house* DAMMIT!!
Genis: *thinks* He's too stupid to realize that it's called friendly love.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:33 pm
I don't know if this counts or not, but in the real world my friends and I frequently refrence Lloyd and his Stupid Pills. For example:
Me: No, go left! I SAID LEFT, DAMMIT!!
*character dies or something equally dumb*
Friend 2: Haha, Friend 1 must be taking Lloyd's Stupid Pills.
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:08 pm
ninja
So that's what they were....I thought they were anti-depressants....Oops.
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