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 Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:03 pm
I'm taking requests.
Ask me to simplify ANYTHING with a plot (that i know of ((within reason))), and I will shorten it it that special way of mine.
I exercise my right to either refuse to do your request, or poke fun at your face making a "neener neener neener" sound.
GO
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:24 pm
Hm...I'm going to be obvious and choose War and Peace.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:54 pm
I'll give an easy one. Lord of the Rings.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:38 am
WAR AND PEACE
PIERRE: IT IS THE RUSSIA?
ANDREI: YES IT IS THE RUSSIA
NAPOLEON: IT IS THE WAR?
RUSSIA: YES IT IS THE WAR
NAPOLEON: WOW WAR SUCKS
PIERRE: HAY I WILL SHOTS THE NAPOLEON
NAPOLEOLEO: HA HA P.O.W.'D SUCKA
PIERRE: HAHA FREE'D
NAPOLILEILI: SNAP RETREATE'D
END
LORD OF THE RINGS
FRODO: THERE IS A RING AND IT IS EVIL SO I MUST DESTROY IT
*some s**t happens*
FRODO: I DESTROYED IT
SAURON: ******** HORIZON
DR ALAN GRANT: OKAY SO THERE WAS THIS SHIP THAT WENT INTO A BLACK HOLE THIS ONE TIME RITE?
MORPHEUS: RITE
DR ALAN GRANT: ANYWAYS IT WENT TO A MAGIC HELL DIMENSION AND EVERYONE WAS ALL "AAAHHH" AND s**t
MORPHEUS: SOUNDS ******** UP
DR ALAN GRANT: TOTALLY
EVIL HELL DIMENSION PORTAL DRIVE THING: SUP
DR ALAN GRANT: I AM NOW BIZZARO GRANT
MORPHEUS: BIZZARO GRANT, WHY YOU GOT TO BE HATIN' LIKE A b***h
BIZZARO GRANT: EH
MORPHEUS: I BLEW THE SHIP IN HALF, HOW UNEXPECTED!
BIZZARO GRANT: THAT'S COOL MORE HELL-NACHOS FOR US I GUESS
END?
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:19 pm
Life. More specifically, the last four years at Lamar.
I am waiting, Mr. Arnold.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:49 pm
Maku Life. More specifically, the last four years at Lamar. I am waiting, Mr. Arnold. LAMAR: THE MOST EPIC STORY EVER TOLD THE END
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:08 am
Yngwie Maku Life. More specifically, the last four years at Lamar. I am waiting, Mr. Arnold. LAMAR: THE MOST EPIC STORY EVER TOLDTHE END In the words of the internet: man what
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:50 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:49 pm
VERY LOUD AND ANNOYING HILL
THE WOMAN: WAHT IS GOING ON STOP SLEEP-DANGERING DAUGHTER
DAUGHTER: OOOOH IM ASLEEP GO TO SILENT HILL OOOOH
BOROMIR: NO SILENT HILL IS THE SPOOKY PLACE
COP: REEEOW REEEOW IM PROLLY LESBIAN
THE WOMAN: FLIGHT FROM DANGER!
SELSUN BLUE: WITNESS THE AWESOME OF DANDRUFF HILL
ASHY BABIES: WE ARE BABIES BUT WE ARE THE EVIL HAHA
THE WOMAN: UNCONCIOUS ATTACK!
*several hours later
THE WOMAN AND COP: GO TEAM!
SILENT HILL: WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOOO
WOMAN AND COP: QUE
PYRAMID HEAD: TRIANGLE MAN HATES PERSON MAN
COP: WHAT THE ******** WHAT THE ******** LADY: JEEEEEEEEESUS
TRIANGLE MAN: THEY HAVE A FIGHT, TRIANGLE WINS
PURITAN LADY: I SUPPORT ******** SKINNE'D
JESUS LADY: THAT WAS SO TOTALLY YOUR FAULT WHO WANTS BBQ
COP: ME ME ME!!!
MAGIC RAZOR FETUS: BABALITY!
MOM AND GIRL: LET US GO TO OUR GRAYSCALE HOME
BOROMIR: WTF
END
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:17 am
"TRIANGLE MAN HATES PERSON MAN"
Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head. But awesome synopsis!
Next up: Punch Drunk Love
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:54 pm
I totally did not see that movie.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:32 pm
eh....very messed up.
Still unsure on what the hell it was all about.
Nevermind then. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:26 pm
:: bounces:: TMBG!!!
Lord of the Flies
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Muppets from Space! <3
xd And if you haven't seen it... you should.
"Gonzo, have you been tap-dancing on the barbeque again?!"
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