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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:17 pm
Welcome!
Hello there, and welcome to my shop of Animation Abominations!
Go on, have a seat and relax- NOT IN THAT CHAIR! Use the beanbag chair. Yeah. Thanks. Here, I will craft stupid little Flash animations for your amusement and annoyance! Won't you take a look around and see if you'd like something? ...oh, that's right, you just sat down. Sorry, I'm no good at this... welcoming... thing. Okay, wait there- I'll bring the stuff around for you.
Slots:
Cheapo Corner slots:
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Montages, action loops, etc:
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Gifts:
Two gifts pending- top priority
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:18 pm
Rules / FAQ
Rules +Don't be a jackass. Be nice, dammit. And follow the ToS. And don't stretch the screen. Thank you.
+Type in proper English. Little bothers me more than having to decipher someone's post, so please take the time to type out what you have to say. I can understand if English is your second language, but that doesn't excuse you from using capitalization and punctuation.
+Don't stress me out or guilt-trip me. I put a lot of work into these things, silly as they are. So please don't ask me when your order is going to be finished or use any kind of psychological tactics to try and persuade me to do something I wouldn't normally do. Thank you.Questions You May Ask =Can I have an animation for free? Pleeeease?
No, you can't- but you can opt for one of my free / cheap services.
=Can I have a .fla of one of your works so I can see how you did it?
Ummm... NO. Sorry, but that's just too risky.
=Would you trade an animation for art?
Possibly. Toss up some examples and we can work something out! <3
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:19 pm
Stuff to Think About...
First off, you'll have to host these things yourselves. My Ripway account can only handle so much, y'know... so if you need a good host for Flash, go to www.ripway.com . Also- my music collection is sadly low since my old computer died, so you might need a way to send over the song you want me to use. Or you can just use www.yousendit.org to upload your song and give me the link.
As you may have already gathered, this isn't exactly the place to turn if you want "serious" animations. These things I craft in Flash are stupid, frivolous, and possibly even amusing. If you want sappy couple thingamabobs, badass fight scenes, or some emo self-searching whatever, this isn't the place to look unless you can seriously convince me otherwise (which I wouldn't advocate trying).
Also, don't whine if your character doesn't turn out perfect. :/ I mean, seriously- I'm working minimalistically here to save time, so I obviously won't be putting in every little detail. As long as it can be easily recognized as your character, you have no right to complain.
Things I will not do: -Excessive violence (I'm bad at it and I don't want to risk a ban.)
-Nudity / sex (Self-explanatory. Though I will try at something that's amusingly/disturbingly provocative and within the ToS.)
-Fanimations of copyrighted characters (God, seriously. I am not doing a freaking Sephiroth animation for you, so don't even ask.)
-Something that's retardedly difficult or specific (Otherwise I'll get tumors from frustration.)The Magical List of SONGS YOU CAN'T USE "I'm Too Sexy"- Sorry, but that song is reserved and there is no way in hell that you are getting it.
"Bohemian Rhapsody"- I love this song, but... just... no. Sorry.
Songs from musicals- Don't get me wrong, I love musicals as much as the next person, if not more than. But it would just be tacky.
Any song I find that I don't like*- Because to get these animations right I kind of have to listen to them repeatedly. Do you honestly want me to torture myself?
Songs that have already been used- This is a little iffy, though. We may be able to work something out.
*I generally don't like mainstream pop, rap, or metal that involves excessive shrieking. To order an Animation Abomination, post using the order form provided in the post that has the kind of animation you want. I'd appreciate it if you had AIM or an e-mail or something so file exchange can happen more easily.
I am a nice person; you will pay AFTER I am finished with your order.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:20 pm
Cheapo CornerCheapo Option #1- Slap-Ons!
Low on cash? Just want to stick a picture up with a theme song? You've come to the right place?
For the low, low price of- well- free, I'll take a picture of your character, stick it on a Flash file, and make a song of your choice play in the background. It would only take a few minutes after you send over the pic and song you want me to use. Alternatively, you can let me choose my own song, but be warned- I'll probably pick something that's completely obscure or from a Super Nintendo game. You'll still have to host it yourself, though. Sorry!I want a [b]Slap-On![/b]
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Link to Desired Pic:[/b]
[b]Link to Desired Song:[/b] (If you can't find a link, then use yousendit.org to upload it and use that link.) Cheapo Option #2- Paper Puppets!
If you have a pic of your character(s) that can be converted into a TRANSPARENT png or gif, then I can take them to Flash and make them move around the movie screen to some stupid song in the background. It could take half an hour or more, though... so the price would be around 1-3k, depending on how much you think the end result is worth. If you want a background, please provide your own image (it's easy and makes things more amusing).
If you can't procure a transparent image, I'll draw your character for you for no extra charge. Just give me a pose.
Examples here , here, and here. Each of them feature art by the lovely Ves!
I want a [b]Paper Puppet![/b]
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Link to TRANSPARENT (no white background) image:[/b] (if you can't find one, insert desired pose and reference pics for your character here.)
[b]Link to Desired Song:[/b] (If you can't find a link, then use yousendit.org to upload it and use that link.)
[b]Brief description of what I want:[/b] (include background link here as well.)
[b]Anything else?[/b]
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:21 pm
Picture MontagesLike the art you have of your character and want to show it off in a stylish fashion? You've come to the right place! Here I'll compile them together in a cool little crossfading loop- with music in the background. I'm not sure how long this would take me yet as previously I've only done this in a video-editing program called FinalCut in my Multimedia class, but it shouldn't be much of a wait. Please don't ask me to use a ridiculously large amount of pictures... I'm thinking 10-12 maximum right now, and that's pushing it.
These will run for 500 gold per picture you want me to stick in there.I want a [b]Picture Montage![/b]
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Links to Desired Pictures:[/b]
[b]Link to Desired Song:[/b]
[b]Total:[/b]
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:22 pm
Action LoopsThis is easily the most fun thing you can order from my little shop- little animated loops of your character, with each frame painstakingly drawn by hand! These can take me a couple of hours or more to make, moreso if you want me to try and add little background effects like flashing lights and so on and so forth. Admittedly a good amount of time is spent trying to figure out how many frames constitute one beat- though you don't have to have your character dance. They could be running away from something, eating noodles, or playing video games- as long as it's within the ToS and I'm at least somewhat confident in my abilities, I'll try it out.
These will run for 7k or more, depending on how long it took me and how much you think it's worth. Example in my quest mule. If you want to include another character, the cost will double.I want an [b]Action Loop![/b]
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Character Reference Art:[/b]
[b]Link to Desired Song:[/b]
[b]Brief description of what I want:[/b]
[b]Anything else:[/b] (A background image link, et cetera) Finished Action LoopsAndrea Doyle
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:24 pm
Can you sound like your character, or know someone who can? Pay attention to this post.
This will probably be a little costly, since lip-synching takes FOREVER.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:26 pm
Lengthier animations? This will probably never be purchaseable, but...
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:27 pm
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:28 pm
Obligatory extra reserve #1.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:29 pm
Obligatory extra reserve #2.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:30 pm
Obligatory extra reserve #3.
Now open for posting. I'll fill up the posts tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:35 pm
*breaks a bottle of champagne on the thread* heart
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:35 pm
*stalks* IHAVEFLASHBUTIDUNNOHOWTOWORKIT! So I'm here. :3
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:41 am
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