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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:10 pm
This is a little word game that I'm borrowing from our vice-captains guild, Cruxis! (Check it out, its the best I've seen do far.) The objective? To ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer for it, then ask another stupid question! Example:
Q. Why does Magnius like to say vermin alot?
A. Because He couldn't say "Snickerwiggles" properly. (or something else thats stupid and funny.) Here goes:
Q. Why is Kratos so much more awesome than Zelos?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:24 am
A: Because Lloyd being a retard makes Kratos look that much cooler, where as Zelos does not have a retarded son.
Q: But honestly, who's gonna read Symphonia Times?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:33 pm
A. I will, because I have nothing better to do!
Q: Which Sympohina member secretly hates spaghetti???
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:09 pm
A. Regal, it's impossible for him to eat them so he loathes them...
Q. But then, who LOVES spaghetti?
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:15 pm
A. It's gotta be..... ZELOS!!! Becasue he just can't resist that great pasta taste!!!!
Q: Soooooooooo, who stole the Cruxis Crystal???
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:24 pm
A. Neil. He thinks he's special.
Q. Why is Raine so bad at cooking?
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:46 pm
A: Because when a chicken alfredo dish calls for milk, and she's out of milk, she puts in sweet condensed can milk.
Q: Joking aside, who really did that?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:54 pm
A. Genis: He's such a good cook, nobody knows...
Q. Why is Colette a blonde?
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:58 pm
A: Because she's related to Yggdrasill!
Q: Which ToS character has an obsession with pink panties?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:54 pm
A. Genis, because Presea has been trying out different styles of underwear.
Q. Why does Yggdrasill look like a 1970s disco dancer?
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:15 pm
A: He dressed up as one for Halloween, but when he changed back into his older-looking form, it got too tight and can't come off. Thank God for spandex! xd
Q: Really now, what does Yggdrasill smell like?
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:10 pm
A: Like flowers. whee He uses jasmine shampoo, you know. 3nodding
Q: After all the fangirls are done shooting the arrogant ones, who is left standing?
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:19 pm
A: No one, because it's... ARMAGEDON!!! *cue music* It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiine... [/music]
Q: What color is Forcystus' hair really? (Does he dye it, or is it natural? ;o)
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:21 pm
A. Tis brown, because that would be cool.
Q. Wow, someone else is here?
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kratostheangel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:27 pm
A: Until my allowed time online expires, yes, 'tis I! 4laugh
Q: So if brown hair is "cool," what color is uncool?
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