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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:07 pm
Heard a song that just makes you fall about laughing because the lyrics are that dire?
Google em up and post em here so we can all have a laugh...
Doesn't matter whether they're dumbass rediculous or completely pompous, if they make you laugh, they're sure to raise a giggle from someone else too 3nodding
Post just a few lines, or a complete song, which ever is relevant
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:13 pm
i'm going to set the ball rolling, and i'm going for a biggie here, if you can top this for terribleness i shall be impressed indeed! this is hairspray rock at it's very best too, if i can find a clip of it i'll post it so you can all enjoy it.. 3nodding Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction ~ Prime Mover
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Well I Love Tv And I Love T. Rex
I Can See Through Your Skirt
I've Got X-Ray Spex
I Came From The Sky Like A 747
I'm The Bad Boy Baby I Fell Out Of Heaven
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Cool Dominator
P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover
Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod
You Fever Pitch b***h You Love To Tease
Well I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Living Detonator
P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover Yeah
I'm The Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
You're A Disco Reptile A Funky Alligator
P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:38 pm
Mr. McCartney has given us some fine songs, even if he was never any great shakes lyrically. But this is an embarrassment even by his standards.
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in
Sister Susie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil 'n' Don
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in, yeah
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:40 pm
Another one that had me in stitches the first time i heard it on the radio...a very tongue in cheek chav anthemGoldie Looking Chain ~ You Knows i Loves you Baby  I'm gonna make you sweat
The way a pig sweats on a hot day
'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
Yeah.
I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on the way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
The Darth to the Vader
Flip Over the Crossfader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glowsticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong
(Fantasy!)
You and me baby
....baby
Oh you ******** knows I love you right
But the thing is it's like this
You see, I can feel it inside
I can't explain how it feels
My sexual love is for real
Girl you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, Oh don't you see
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You Know....
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we ******** I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I'll come and help you sign on
I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong
Don't worry baby it won't take too long
I'm just sitting, I'm just waiting, I'm just writing this song
You know that, time passes and I'm loving every second
Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree
(Dance with me!)
You and me baby
....baby
tonight
I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been running through my mind like a shining star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
Supported by the DHSS
With family allowance, We'll sort out the mess
What's it gonna take, to get your attention
A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
Say no more, I can feel a tear
You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer
I'll never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my bollocks
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials
'cos I couldn't stand the pain
(My physical love!)
You and me baby
....baby
tonight
(The emotional reality!)
You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags
Especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
I wanna buy you trips down the mecca bingo
We'll sit together, get four in a row
And win a china dog and with it too a family show
This is romance, how it should be done
When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it
I've got to tell you about something I think
Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link
So get down baby and feel my love
I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, Into a bush I shove
I'll have a grope and get the last bus
A romantic date, just the two of us
Yeah, one time
You and me baby
....baby
tonight
(Electrical Love!)
[You and me baby
....baby
tonight
I'm feeling kind of
Kind of sexy baby
What say you put on that exercise video
And I'll watch you sweat
Oh yeah!
That damn video with Felicity Kendal
Damn you can....
And your making me feel kinda
Itchy!
I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on
Oh yeah
Take em off baby
Just take ******** the music baby
Take them Off
Just, take them off
Just, oh freak this s**t man
Turn the ******** tape off man
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 2:06 pm
Sorry for so much bad language, but this songs so funny TENACIOUS ******** Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to ******** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ******** give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna ******** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ******** teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ******** ******** you discreetly
And then I'll ******** bone you completely
But then I'm gonna ******** you hard
Hard
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:20 pm
rofl ooh i like that one scorchy, i can picture a certain gentleman singing it too...
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:25 pm
I've always enjoyed this song by Digital Underground, but it sure has some dumb lyrics. Like these:
"I get stupid; I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like 'loopid'
I sang on "Dowhatyalike" and if you missed it
I'm the one who said 'just grab 'im in the biscuits!'
But no matter what, the Humpty Dance will always be your chance to do the hump. smile
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:37 am
this one makes me laugh
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:09 pm
lol, yeah, it's a good song though, until you stop and listen to the lyrics, then you can't stop laughing....do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:27 am
How about this for a lyric...
'He calls her the chocolate girl, cos he thinks she melts when he touches her'
I actually think its quite a good song... 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:39 am
sounds like a big headed git to me!!
a lot of men THINK women melt when they touch them, if only they knew the truth...
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:48 pm
Poppetta a lot of men THINK women melt when they touch them, if only they knew the truth... care to enlighten us? confused
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:38 pm
not you personally no! razz
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:51 pm
Poppetta not you personally no! razz How about me? =D
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:21 pm
rofl ninja redface nope!
it's bad enough having to give your partner directions, no way i could become a sex therapist rolleyes
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