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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:28 pm
Hizman 5000 will vouch for me
I am a total lightweight
Two pints usually and I am in dizzyland
Four pints and I'm kicking down doors and falling asleep in College
Today I've drank 2 pints, 2 bottles of beer and 2 JD and cokes. 3rd bottle of beer waiting in the fridge.
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Let's make teh mad buttsecks!
But I do the giving. My poo hole is not for screwing. Because it's sacred. And hairy. AND I DONT DO DOUBLE STANDARD b***h BECAUSE I AM GOD
That is all.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:12 pm
i can't believe you dont like champaign
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:46 am
b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:09 am
I WAS going to drink on Saturday but then I was all like s**t nooooooooooo I can't cause I have this viral throaght infection thing, and well I like breathing.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:38 am
Hzza b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:49 am
Tommy the Cat Hzza b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 2:02 pm
wow you spell really well when you're drunk, i'm impressed.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 2:46 pm
CokePixie wow you spell really well when you're drunk, i'm impressed.
And a delete key. That helps.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:09 pm
i can type well when i'm drunk too
just most of the time i choose not too
it just takes to much effort
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:21 pm
Tommy the Cat Hzza b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?! it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:35 pm
Hzza Tommy the Cat Hzza b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?! it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"
It makes me think of Powerman 5000 if anything.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:40 pm
Tommy the Cat Hzza Tommy the Cat Hzza b***h, who you calling hizman 5000?!?! it makes me think of that crappy bran-van 3000 song "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"
It makes me think of Powerman 5000 if anything."WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING DRINKING IN L.A?"
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:45 am
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:07 am
heart Awwww I love you to. heart
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