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 Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:06 pm
This is a not quite so serious RP. Yes I know it says on the home page that this is a serious RP Guild... Hey but even serious RP'ers need to goof off now and then... anyway... yeah, um Where was I? ...Oh Yeah, well I'm basically putting this RP in a generic D&D like fantasy campaign. I want everyone to have fun OK?
For starters I'd like everyone to keep their characters simple
Example:
Name: Fighter
Role/class: Fighter
Equipment:Sword
Brief Character Description: I like Swords!
I don't have any specific guidelines for your character submition in this RP, just be creative.
Note: I don't want your character to be too wacky or outrageous, I want mostly your roleplaying to be the source of humor. (I think you'll get the idea.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:08 pm
Victims (characters)
Pickalock Slickfoot played by Ermak lorde
Race: Kender
Role/class: Theif
Equipment: dagger, 'pick of unstoppable picking'
Brief Character Description: wanderlusted kender
Fizban / Banfiz / Nabzif Played by The demon Angel
Race: Human
Role/class: Wizard.
Equipment: Frayed Steepled Hat
Brief Character Description: "Hmm, I was a god once! How did that fireball spell go again?"
Seth played by Ricros
Role/class: Fighter
Equipment: Rusty Mana Sword
Brief Character Description: Not too bright boy chosen, on accident, to save the world
Hiro Karmin played by Eskevar Fire Cross
Race: Human
Class: Lancer
Equipment: lance, horse
Character Discription: Typical disenfranchised Prince (blonde hair, blue eyes, yada-yada) seeking to reclaim his kingdom (and or love interest) from his evil uncle/aunt/brother/second-cousin's dog's aunt twice removed.
Foozle Played by TwilightKiwi
Race: Little Furry Creature
Role/class: Token Cute Thing/Alchemist
Equipment: Empty Bottles
Brief Character Description: Considered cute but mostly useless, as his skills have a random and very high chance to fail catastrophically.
A'mage Played by Demonic Expert
Role/class: Black Mage
Equipment: Herbs and Magey stuff
Brief Character Description: I have so many dooms-day spells I dont know what to do with them all, wait, yes I do! Heh-heh.
D'rahl Played by Savanacat
Race: Female
Role/Class: Ninja
Equipment: Ninja stuff
Brief Character Description: Ninja in training, she believes she is a lot better than she actually is.
Killalot Lancelot Played by Inu Onii-chan
Role/Class: Warrior
Equipment: Big Sword, Armor, Black Horse, Etc
Brief Character Discription:Hmmm....well....I LIKE SWORDS!!!!
John Johnson played by furry1337otaku
Role/class: Accountant
Equipment: Faux leather covered Metal Breifcase, Business Suit, Etc.
Brief Character Description: John has horn rimmed glasses, a nearly empty wallet (except for business and credit cards, pictures of his dog and family and seventy five cents in an assortment of coinage) allergies, no fighting skills, and no imagination.
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:10 pm
Chronic problem list (villians)
Ultimisephirokefkujeromusin (as in Ultimisia+Sephiroth+Kefka+Kuja+Xeromus+Sin. Yes I know its over the top xd xd xd xd !)
The Rubber Goblin Army!
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:12 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:15 pm
Trespassers will be chased by vorpal bunnies
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:20 pm
Setting: As I said before this is a spoof fantasy/D&D setting so to start things off...
Suddenly everyone (aka victims, aka your characters) find themselves in the middle of a ten foot wide corridor witch extends out of sight in both directions. (Lucky one of you brought a torch eh?)
Suddenly a piercing maniacal laughter echoes through the darkness. "Bwahahahahahahahaha... I am the super evil villain! My Name is Ultimisephirokefkujeromusin! You will all cower in fear before my power!
I have created the most evil, the most sadistic, the most cliche dungeon imaginable. And I have teleported all of you here from the far reaches of the imaginiverse to test my dungeon and prove once and for all that I am the greatest villain ever! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
...Just try not to get too much blood on the carpet OK? I'm expecting guests next week." And with that the annoying voice was heard no more...
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:02 pm
Pickalock glances around in facination when the voice echoes through the room. "COOL! I wonder where it comes from" He cries happily, and proceeds to search the room, unconciously pocketing anything small enough to fit in his various pouches.
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:36 pm
Character: Hiro Karmin played by: Eskevar Fire Cross
Race: Human
Class: Lancer
Equipment: lance, horse
Character Discription: Typical disenfranchised Prince (blonde hair, blue eyes, yada-yada) seeking to reclaim his kingdom (and or love interest) from his evil uncle/aunt/brother/second-cousin's dog's aunt twice removed.
Sub character (aka discription of horse)
Name: Jinei
Race: Equine
Class: Fearless Stead
Equipment: Four lucky horse shoes and black leather tack.
Character Discription: The confidant of Hiro. Knows all his deepest secrests. Is terribly fond of sugar.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:10 am
Foozle
Race: Little Furry Creature
Role/class: Token Cute Thing/Alchemist
Equipment: Empty Bottles
Brief Character Description: Considered cute but mostly useless, as his skills have a random and very high chance to fail catastrophically.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:31 pm
Hiro sits astride his dappled grey horse and looks around with that wide-eyed expression peculiar to royalty, and small children. It seems he has taken a step up from saving damsels in distress. He looks down at the carpet, most notably Jinei's feet on the carpet.
Now the voice didn't mention dirty animal hooves, only blood... but really dashing heros must always strive to be polite even to sadistic supper villians. Polite, even if it means listening to a fifteen minute monologue on their twisted reasons for taking over /destroying the world even though they know you are going to fight them to the death anyway. Hiro shrugs, if he is a truly insane super villian he probably has worse than a calvary horse wandering around.
He decides he might as well find someone else, since you never face the bad guy all alone.... unless you are from Hyrule. At the very least there should be something cute, or a bard to provide mostly useless services and the plucky comic relief. He clucks to Jinei who takes off at an even walk down the corridor.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:56 pm
An insanely cute, three-foot-tall ball of pink fluff suddenly... moved... into view (its method of locomotion not immediately apparent, as its only features seemed to be two enormous saucer-like black eyes), approaching Hiro. As it neared, two small purple-feathered wings popped from its back. They seemed far too small to provide flight, but as the creature hovered up to eye level without moving them at all they were apparebtly there for decorative purposes anyways.
4laugh "HI! I'm Foozle! Can I join your party?" it chirped excitedly in an incredibly high-pitched and squeaky tone.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:00 pm
Suddenly spotting the new arrivals, Pickalock wasted no time in making their aquaintances. "HI I''m Pickalock Slickfoot from the infamous slickfoot clan. Nice to meet you! are you exploring this dungeon too? This place is great fun! Mind if I join you guys? Oh you should see the nifty little statues they have!" He exclaimed without awaiting any answers to his various questions. He did however thrust out one hand when he introduced himself. Grabbing Hiro''s hand before the prince could react. and pocketed several of the unsuspecting princes rings before he''d shaken the hand twice. Then he reached into another pouch to display the statues he''d been speaking about. "Neat huh?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:04 pm
Hiro's eyes shift from Foozle to the theif and then to his degemmed hands. Well... he did wish for companions. He tries for a reassuring smile, and not to show how much he'll miss his rings.
" Well, confused I guess I'm exploring this dungon now. And um... could I have my rings back? I guess we can all travel together. Unless I miss my guess there is bound to be some hideous monsters around here, and maybe a chosen one." Hiro wisely decides not to dismount from Jinie and making the theif's pilfering completely effortless.
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:58 am
Pickalock somehow manages to brighten even further at the pronouncement that the prince will be exploring the dungeon. "Rings?" He smiles, "Hey I found some rings!" He dug said ornaments from one pouch, "These yours? You must have dropped them! Good thing I picked them up for you eh?" He handed the rings back to Hiro. And began exploring the room in facination.
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