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This is my ridiculous rant's page. This proves how insane I truely am, which isn't very high, I just have a very active mind. I once in a while I want to express how I feel about this ever changing world, and all the things that happen, because there is to much happening, like non-stop growing furr, from my dog, and odd things like ever lasting pizza.

(The numbers beside the rant is how many people like the rant.)

This is a list of short rant's I made.
The 7 Foot Hot Dog.
Popcorn.
Government and School Systems.
Inactivity.


This is a list of longer rant's I made
Gnomes.

Please Comment on my rant's I want to know what you think, maybe it will give me a new perspective on things. ^^ And tell me if you like the rant, I want to number it! biggrin Most importantly have fun, otherwise, I will grind your organ's and feed your flesh to the preying eye's of the evil tic-tak.


If you are all wondering, my first gaia character was Gunthrix, he was hacked ages's ago.. Haha, goodbye my favorite name! >.<


(This is just a taste of what I have in store, once I start a guild you can see all rant's and opinions, favourites of things, and much much more. Or my own subfourm..)

Popcorn


What is so great about popcorn? In my experiance all you can do is eat it... Have you ever tried to stick it in places it's not suppost to go?.... Like.. Your earholes? I mean comes on, all it does is pop in the microwave.. And what's this? There is butter on the popcorn?! I'm in heaven! <3 Noo... Plus, they never shut up, they always want more hot butter on them, because all I hear is. "George... Please I'm Cold, oh so cold..." I mean come on! Be quite I'm going to eat you anyways. What about the kernal's.. Some of thouse popcorn peices, are bad seeds, up to no good, trying to make your eating, undelightful, just sitting there, waiting like the crazy ninja's they are... Waiting... Waiting... And getting ready to POUNCE! Once they got you, you are screwed, in the craziness of the kernals! The butter, is in on it to, they get your finger's sliperary, and they make sure your fingers are disabled of defending yourself, from the popcorn assult. Everyone take care from the popcorn, they are up the no good, their leader is King Kernal! Be safe everyone, intil then wear protective kernal deflectors, which are your tounges and teeth, the average human is born with these must have item's.


Your Love, Gunthrix

Gnomes


Gnomes, the mystical creatures, that live in our basements, underwear drawers, closets, and their relitives that live in the forest, on your lawn, and in the sky. I am sick and tired of waking up, and not having any boxors left, I mean they can't keep there hand's off of them, once I woke up naked, because they took off my boxors while I was sleeping! What is there secret obession with our underpants? Why do they like them so much.. The closest Gnomes are very friend though, all they ask is to be fed one to two times per day, to have a few articles of clothing, and they pay rent in cookies, the only time you hear them is when they are having fudes with eachother on who has the bigger shirt. The one's in the underwear drawer annoys me the most. They live there about three day's and then they are out. They get you by promising you gold beyound belief, and if you are trusting enough to let them live in your underwear drawer, three day's later you wake up without any undergarmets in place! Basement Gnomes are somewhat annoying but not to bad, the worst thing they will do, is rise a very large family, raid your fridge at two A.m and when you are taking a shower, they turn the hot water off, or the cold water, just to pester and play around with you. Lawn Gnomes you brought on yourself. You buy them in gardening stores, and when you place them on your lawn, a mystical force carries their lifeless bodies, and BOOM! They are suddenly full of life. They only come alive at night, and when they do, they harvest little peices of you house each night, one peice of wood by one. Before you know it, you are homeless, and the Gnomes have a wonderful home, living a wonderful life. Oh, also don't let children near them, lawn Gnomes love children.. For side dishes. Forest Gnomes are my favorite of the bunch, I mean they don't bother us, just live in tree's, and give us tasty dishes on holiday's to celebrate their beliefs, I love them, they are so cute, and nice, if you know any, be sure to try to become good friends with the wonderful bunch! Sky Gnomes... It is just a rumor that they exist, I will inform you more about them once I contect the right amount of information, all I know is they poop on our head's every now and then. Yes! That's right, it's not birds that poop on our heads, it's Gnomes!

Sincerly your beloved, Gunthrix

Government and School Systems


We go to school to learn, but what happens if we drop out of school? The majority of us get crap jobs, and become the governments little grunts. And the one's that do pass threw school? They become the leader's of the Grunts, but the Leader's are also the governments little grunts. They perposely make school harder and harder each year, not for our benifit, but for the government's benifit, why? To make sure we still have drop out's to do the low crappy jobs, and without the drop out's we are nothing, we can't run the world without them, I mean we all take our part, but the government is controlling our part, we arn't free! We got to fight the government, fight the system! We have to stand! Show the government we have a mind of our own, not just this bull we live threw everyday, we need to take control.. How? I'm not sure..

Gunthrix

more more more!

This was just a sweet taste of what I got in store for you's. razz
Come to the Anti-Emo Legion, or become active! And well, I'll start posting more. Thanks.

They are awesome. 4laugh

*poke* The rants are long gone....

*poke*

Well, I'm poking people a lot today... O.o I normally just attack them...