After a night of beer, weed and sexual inuendo, I wasn't feeling myself. Eventually passing out at 6am, I woke at 5 in the evening, gagging for a poo. This is what I saw when i looked between my legs (my nuts had already been moved aside, otherwise it'd be like looking at the back of a babies head).

I also just wanted to point out that I haven't eaten sweetcorn since 1995 as part of an experiment. My findings speak for themselves!
DISCUSS - funny shaped poo, babies heads, suspicious findings
EAT - the table, not sweetcorn