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Ebania

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:38 pm


... Please save ED from these ******** losers/n00bs that are lowering the mean I.Q. of Gaia Online. Let them look up from whatever fiery chasm they shall be sent to after death and regret their actions and spelling (or lack, thereooooooof...)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

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One of Satan's minions
you ******** loosers cant ******** do anythin cuz each one of you are complete morons yes ******** moreons come on get a clue,

i hate the ******** lot of the ******** human race because you are all so ******** evil!!!!!!!!!

so im gonna hack into as manny people as i ******** can to get back at the ******** people you are!!!!!

and then you can ******** piss of and look dissapointed once i have taken lost all your ******** monney and clothes and ******** go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I would like to see you try,

Allelujia!

Aleeeeeelujia!

*Rosary held between hands*

We pray this unholy demon is doomed to eternal damnation in the serpentine underworld; the fate of all the illiterate morons that populate Gaiaaaaaaaaaa...

Aaaaaaaaaameeeeen!
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:21 pm


Oh lord save us, save those who love you and only you!

Archdemonessa


Emmanuela

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:43 am


I'm rather scared now, this is quite disturbing, one must say! Maybe a better punishment, or contrapasso, would be to force them to spell every word in the English dictionary correctly?
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:54 am


How can you take what they said seriously with all that terrible nonsense?!

Adelynthe


Mia Eidenschink

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:39 pm


*holds a gem in her hand* My Lord and Lady...may you bless us and teach these people to learn and respect the language. Blessid Be.
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:25 am


GAH!

In the name of all that is holy!
Will someone change their name to God and smite him? xd
Such a foul mouth.

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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:43 pm


I enjoy a good F-bomb as much as the next guy, but that's taking it to the extreme. I've never seen "money" spelled with two Ns. rofl

Now I shall pray.

"Oh LORD, when I venture out into the online world, I pray to You that I shall come across others who are literate and cognizant as well. Please keep the heathen and their 'txt tlk' away from my innocent and undefiled eyes."

In Jesus' Name! Amen!
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:27 pm


That's enough to convert an atheist...

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Kaego

PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:20 am


I think that f*ck is his favorite word whee confused
PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:18 pm


Allah is great, Allah is great. Allah, please protect me as I venture out into the online world and see these horrible posts. Let the paradise be open to only those who are pure of heart and literate. Let the demons and illiterate be struck down.

Archdemonessa


chrystalclear

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:07 pm


I see we aren't all of the same religion. Ah well. =3

"Oh Father who art in Heaven, please deliver us from those who speak and write with such ungracefulness and rudeness, as well as those who type with horrible spelling and grammar on purpose. In other words, please get rid of those txt tlking n00bs who couldn't spell if their lives depended on it. In Jesus' name, Amen."

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PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:00 pm


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:56 am


*just dies* Oh happy dagger!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:27 am


Our Father, who art in hushpuppies, Hallowed be thy heel...

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SeleigheFey

PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:09 pm


Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
May all the powers that be bless us and defend us against such evils.
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