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 Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:30 pm
Crimson Skylicker, pink haired man of the world, crept into Team 0wnage HQ. He picked KitsuneNinja's window lock, and finding that she wasn't here(PROBABLY OFF DOING NINJA DEEDS LIKE CREEPING AROUND ROOFTOPS, SCARING OLD LADIES AND SWINGING INTO SCHOOLBUSES WHLE SCREAMING THINGS LIKE "FAPPO!"), he, for no reason planted butterfly-shaped C4 all over the place, even on her Naruto posters.
"Heh-hehhe-heheh..." he laughed evilly, sneaking out.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:41 pm
o.o
*blink*
o.o
*wisps through the wall*
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:43 pm
KitsuneNinja, fox-tailed girl of foxy-ness and ninja-ness, happened to be doing that last one! Being the baby-eater that she is, she was quite busy happily playing with the school children by smashing through a window of a bus, making sure to attack the rest of the windows so that the glass would shower the lil' munchkins RIIIILLL good. Furthermore, she was frothing at the mouth, laughing maniacally while screaming things, like, "FAPPO! WHOMM! TRUCK, MY NEMESIS!"
... Five minutes later...
Still gripped by an inexplicable frenzy, she kicked her own door open to her own room, set off her own traps, dodged the incoming knives, logs, potted plants, and bricks, and then stared blankly at the butterfly-looking THINGS attached to her precious Zabuza poster.
... One minute later of nothing but silence...
"I say, THAT wasn't there before," she exclaimed. "Perhaps I should DO SOMETHING ABOOT IT."
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 9:10 pm
He crouched with his back to the outer-wall of the crafty ninja-girl's room, in his hand, a small flashlight like device. He flipped a small lid on the top of it, revealing a red button. Red means boom, or so he thought, but in this case it just meant 'click'. "What the hell...?" Suddenly, the loud sound of an explosion came not from Kitsune's room, but from the garage... Stryiker's car... Was the only vehicle presently in the garage... Crim' always good at finding a way out of trouble, noticed a soldier patrolling the area. Now, the motives of this soldier, whatever they were, were never known, nor were they accomplished. Why, you ask? Well, Crim' quickly CQC'd him Big Boss style and planted evidence of explosive sabotage on his person.  He dusted off his hands, lighting a cigarette, and looked down at the guard, stars floating around in circles above his head. A bit befuddled about why his C4 didn't go off, and who exactly planted the other charges in the garage, Crim' murmured to himself. "Right... Nobody saw that... But I wonder if the ones I planted were..." ...A DUD!!!
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:44 pm
Kitsu was quite baffled with the butterfly-looking things (which creeped her out, to tell the truth, since she was never fond of ANY bug) and was contemplating whether or not to simply un-stick them from the wall... However, doing so would mean TOUCHING them and, fake or not, touching anything that resembled a bug-like creature was very unnerving.
But, then, like, this dang ol' BOOM happened!
"We are under attack! Man the photon cannons!"
And without a general sense of direction, she dashed out of her room and somehow managed to smash her way into Crim's room, frothing at the mouth, hyperventilating, with her hair and fur bristling in a feral manner.
Then, for some inexplicable reason, she began to paste NINJA EXPLOSION NOTES all over Crim's room so that the walls fluttered with the strips of scribbled-on paper.
"SAVE THE RAIN FOREST!"
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:21 am
*crashes a semi into the room*
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:49 pm
*Shakes head*
Weirdos......
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:54 am
Crim` wandered into his room, self-confident, strong look in his eyes, yeah things are finally looking up. Who gives a damn about that semi sticking halfway into the place? But really, the question remained, what the ******** is that ninja s**t doing here? *poke* *stare* *poke* Ohshi---
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:22 am
And then, like, this other dang ol' BOOM happened!
"Sweet Dilithium crystals, the milkmen are coming!"
SWIFT! She scampered from wherever the Hell she was, which was certainly not in the ruins of what used to be Crim's room, and began to approach said ruins of what used to be Crim's room.
... One minute later of nothing but surveying the destruction and silence...
"EXCELSIOR!"
And she scampered off to raid the fridge of its Fruitopia.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:35 pm
Crawling from the wreckage, he slithered to the remains of the door.
"Where's the fox girl??!" he asked, voice all raspy from the terrorist(read: fox ninja) attack.
GURGLE.
His crawling and slithering led him to the kitchen to find Fanta.
"Wanna Fanta... Dontchu wanna?" was heard from one of the TVs. Damn those Fantanas.
Oh but wait, is that an orange fox tail?!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:15 pm
Perk went that orange fox tail. Kitsu's head popped into sight with her eyes aglow with mania and a plastic Fruitopia bottle clamped tightly in her mouth. And she would staaaare... STAAAARE at the smoldering, slithering form of Crim'.
... EPIC FIRST-AID MANUEVER...
"Awahoo!" was her battle cry as she suddenly leaped from raiding the fridge to attempting to pounce on Crim's back, twisting the cap right off the Fruitopia bottle in her spring. Administer healing!
She poured some of her Fruitopia contents upon Crim's vividly pink head.
" heart "
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:32 pm
Heard a variety of odd noises and sound effects popping out of the room where all the food was. With an emense amount of smartitude he realized, there must be something going on.
He headed to the so-called kitchen, saw the mass histaria, and then turned around and went back to the living room. He began disassembling the couch to build a fort out of. Kit and Crim were both awake, explains the explosion.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:20 pm
OH NOOOO IT BURRRNS! THAT WOUND'S STILL OPEN!
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
He would squirm like a snake in pain(not on a plane) while the crazed ninja medic covered his head with CURAGA in the form of Fruitopia.
EXPLAINATIONS ARE NOT NEEDED!~ he thought, as suddenly his aches and pains seemed to subside.
Dubbya tee eff eh?
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