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rorle2000

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:57 pm


Hey, my mom was searching on google one day and found a website that showed dear John letters. She forced me to read them...

Most of them were kinda sad, and very appalling at first.
The women writing them appearently didn't have much patience, it was kinda funny with some... like one fell in love with the missionary's brother and the other failed to mention she was getting married a week before he came back home! Isn't that awful?!

Anyhow, yeah, I hope I never get one of those... they scare me and give me nightmares...
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:57 pm


Paladin told me that when he was in the MTC, 30 elders got Dear John'd and 1 sister. Thats sad and funny at the same time. He knows he doens't have to worry tho.

I want to read those, what was the site?

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:37 pm


I want to send a dear john to a few of my guy friends when they're on their missions. This is what I plan it to say:

Dear so and so,
I'm so sorry, but I have fallen in love with another man. His name is Man, Mr. Stick Man. He's the best guy I have ever met in my life and I owe you for introducing me to him. He kept delivering the mail you sent me heart I know I promised to wait for you forever, but it'll be alright. I know what you're doing and I hope the best for you. My kid sister still likes you and I will continue to write to you so you aren't lost when you get home. There's an inventation to my wedding enclosed in this envelope. TTFN!
Your friend,
Mary-Jane Doe

*snicker* *shows photo of two stickmen* and here's the happy couple!! This letter is a total joke. After it, I plan on having a real one telling them that they probably needed a laugh. I know it's insensitive, but since I'd only be sending them to people who know me, and how I've always wanted to pull pranks, they'd know it'd just be in good fun.

Oh, here's an interesting fact, my brother is asking for dear johns, just for fun. He's not on his mission yet, but it won't be long now. wink
PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:49 pm


Hehe.... I'm still to young to write those.

Emmalyn Rose


totodog

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:05 am


i dont plan on writing any... i'm a guy
PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:38 pm


what about dear jo......johanna letters? xp

dersephy


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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:57 am


Glimare
I want to send a dear john to a few of my guy friends when they're on their missions. This is what I plan it to say:

Dear so and so,
I'm so sorry, but I have fallen in love with another man. His name is Man, Mr. Stick Man. He's the best guy I have ever met in my life and I owe you for introducing me to him. He kept delivering the mail you sent me heart I know I promised to wait for you forever, but it'll be alright. I know what you're doing and I hope the best for you. My kid sister still likes you and I will continue to write to you so you aren't lost when you get home. There's an inventation to my wedding enclosed in this envelope. TTFN!
Your friend,
Mary-Jane Doe

*snicker* *shows photo of two stickmen* and here's the happy couple!! This letter is a total joke. After it, I plan on having a real one telling them that they probably needed a laugh. I know it's insensitive, but since I'd only be sending them to people who know me, and how I've always wanted to pull pranks, they'd know it'd just be in good fun.

Oh, here's an interesting fact, my brother is asking for dear johns, just for fun. He's not on his mission yet, but it won't be long now. wink


hahahaha can I use that? Paladin's little brother wants me to prank dear john him and I think that would a hilarious one to use
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:32 pm


ConcreteAngel
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I want to send a dear john to a few of my guy friends when they're on their missions. This is what I plan it to say:

Dear so and so,
I'm so sorry, but I have fallen in love with another man. His name is Man, Mr. Stick Man. He's the best guy I have ever met in my life and I owe you for introducing me to him. He kept delivering the mail you sent me heart I know I promised to wait for you forever, but it'll be alright. I know what you're doing and I hope the best for you. My kid sister still likes you and I will continue to write to you so you aren't lost when you get home. There's an inventation to my wedding enclosed in this envelope. TTFN!
Your friend,
Mary-Jane Doe

*snicker* *shows photo of two stickmen* and here's the happy couple!! This letter is a total joke. After it, I plan on having a real one telling them that they probably needed a laugh. I know it's insensitive, but since I'd only be sending them to people who know me, and how I've always wanted to pull pranks, they'd know it'd just be in good fun.

Oh, here's an interesting fact, my brother is asking for dear johns, just for fun. He's not on his mission yet, but it won't be long now. wink


hahahaha can I use that? Paladin's little brother wants me to prank dear john him and I think that would a hilarious one to use

Be my guest! mrgreen As long as they get a laugh, it's all good.

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