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 Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:47 pm
ok, this is the joke thread, this is where you can post any jokes you want to.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:54 pm
who wants to hear the purple gorrilla joke?!?!?!?if you don't too bad i'm posting it anyway:
there was thi guy, driving in the middle of no where and his truck breaks down. he walks a mile to the nearest house and knocks on the door and smoe dude answers the door.
this guy:"ya my truck broke down, can i stay the night to call a towtruck?"
some dude:sure just don't topuch my purple gorilla.
this guy surprised k...your....your what???
some dude:my purple gorrila, here i'll show you.
so he leads him down to the basement and there's this HUGE purple gorrila in a HUGE iorn cage. that night the guy can't sleep, cuz he was wondering why he couldn't touch the puple gorrila, so he gets up and goes downstairs and walks up to the HUGE gorrila, and pokes it very quickly. the gorrilla goes CRAZY and rips the thick metal cage apart and starts chasing him, he runs for miles and swims thruy a small pond then runs again and trips on a rock. the gorrrila comes up to him, lookin REEEAAALLLLY mad and pokes him and says "TAG YOU'RE IT" and runs away back to the house. rofl: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 6:40 am
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of
>>>whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
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>>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>>>sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
>>>apparent that she is in real distress.
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>>> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
>>>swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
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>>> "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
>>>her head no.
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>>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
>>>her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
>>>cheek a lick with his tongue.
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>>> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
>>>obstruction flies out of her mouth.
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>>> As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
>>>back to the bar.
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>>> His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
>>>Maneuver', but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"
>>>
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:52 pm
~Nightmare_Alchemist~ Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of >>>whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. >>> >>> >>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a >>>sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes >>>apparent that she is in real distress. >>> >>> >>> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya >>>swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. >>> >>> >>> "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes >>>her head no. >>> >>> >>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of >>>her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt >>>cheek a lick with his tongue. >>> >>> >>> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the >>>obstruction flies out of her mouth. >>> >>> >>> As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly >>>back to the bar. >>> >>> >>> His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick >>>Maneuver', but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!" >>> lolololololol rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:54 pm
carmondomon who wants to hear the purple gorrilla joke?!?!?!?if you don't too bad i'm posting it anyway: there was thi guy, driving in the middle of no where and his truck breaks down. he walks a mile to the nearest house and knocks on the door and smoe dude answers the door.
this guy:"ya my truck broke down, can i stay the night to call a towtruck?"
some dude:sure just don't topuch my purple gorilla.
this guy surprised k...your....your what???
some dude:my purple gorrila, here i'll show you.
so he leads him down to the basement and there's this HUGE purple gorrila in a HUGE iorn cage. that night the guy can't sleep, cuz he was wondering why he couldn't touch the puple gorrila, so he gets up and goes downstairs and walks up to the HUGE gorrila, and pokes it very quickly. the gorrilla goes CRAZY and rips the thick metal cage apart and starts chasing him, he runs for miles and swims thruy a small pond then runs again and trips on a rock. the gorrrila comes up to him, lookin REEEAAALLLLY mad and pokes him and says "TAG YOU'RE IT" and runs away back to the house. rofl: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lololololo rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:06 pm
hind lick maneuver rotflmao rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:22 pm
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:24 pm
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:52 am
rofl omfg that's hilarius rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:50 pm
BigBoss3888 TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND... 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow 3. Eyelash curlers 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made 1. OTHER WOMEN wow, now that you mention it, that actually makes sense! lol rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:09 am
BigBoss3888 TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated. 5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. 1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates. lol that's my family to a T
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:25 pm
A three-years-old boy walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked,
"Then why did you eat him?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:12 am
what do u call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:14 am
ha ha funny!
ok umm
Patchent>doctor doctor i think am going to die in 59 secons!
Doctor>Just wait a minute
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