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 Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:21 pm
Since alot of you are depressed masses of human life (and yes I do know alot of you) I've decided we could use a thread for the ******** up jokes we've heard.
Here, Imma go first.
Q: Dan is ******** Bill in the a**. They both die at the same time. Who gets to hell first?
A: Bill because he's alredy got all his s**t packed.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:33 pm
haha kickass.
I'm tempted to post a dead baby joke, but maybe we can save those for later..
What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Answer: Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
And one of my personal favorites:
What did the man say after eating out a girl with a yeast infection?
Answer: It's just like ripping open a grilled cheese sandwich
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:36 pm
Mmm, I heard that grilled cheese sandwich one today, except with the pretext of "why don't old people have secks?"
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:46 pm
Graveland Mmm, I heard that grilled cheese sandwich one today, except with the pretext of "why don't old people have secks?" Haha that reminds me of one: Okay, so a boy was attending his Grandfather's funeral. He approached his Grandma, and asked her exactly why he died.
His Grandmother paused in hesitation, but proceeded to answer truthfully, "Honey, your Grandpa and I aren't young any more. But we still wanted... alone time, if you know what I mean. So we used to have intercourse every Sunday, and follow the Church bell's chimes. Thus we kept a steady rhythm and never over-worked our old hearts." She then paused and looked up in frustration, "That is, until the icecream truck drove by."
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:10 pm
i got one for yas... its pretty awful but i'll spare you a couple of the worst
What do you get when you slice a baby's skull open with a razorblade?
... I don't know what you get but I get an erection.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:21 pm
Your momma's so old she lactates cheese.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:51 pm
if there is a hell.... im going there
"whats 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night
crib death"
"why did the toddler drop his lollipop?
he got hit by the ice cream truck"
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:32 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:22 am
Okay, I have to get this one out of my system.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itsself?
A: You would too if your name was Auuuuruaauuu
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:52 am
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
Answer: A c**k that sticks to the roof of your mouth
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:03 pm
lol. this jokes thing is a good idea! it brightened up my day
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:19 pm
i guess this kinda counts cuz its a funny picture: 
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:40 pm
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:47 am
If only that were true. domokun
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:54 pm
bring death to all emo kids. they piss me off because they're so annoying. this one kid who sits at my table at lunch wrote an emo book making fun of emo kids.
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