Welcome to Gaia! ::

"You want to apologize like nothing happened, like you didn't knock me on my a** in front of millions of people worldwide, and I'm going to come down there and work with you? I'm not coming back. And now, thanks to the magic of live television, I'm going to show the whole world that for seven years in ECW, I was the unscripted, loose cannon of commentary! Six months ago, WWE called me. I didn't call this company because I was looking for a job. I wasn't looking for a job. WWE called me because they had fired and humiliated again Jim Ross. So I get J.R.'s spot. From week one, week after week, I got a lecture on the differences between professional wrestling and sports entertainment. (The crowd booed.) I'm not allowed to say pro wrestling or wrestler. I have to say sports entertainment and refer to the wrestlers as 'superstars.' I'm told to deliberately ignore the moves and the holds during the matches so I can tell stories. Well, ignoring the moves and the holds is damn insulting to the wrestlers, not the entertainers, who leave their families three-hundred days a year to ply their craft in that ring. They're the best part. Because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller, I get pulled from WrestleMania. The reason given is I don't sound like Jim Ross, who is the guy they fired in the first place. That makes sense, right? So I swallow the bitter pill. I'm a company guy. I get bumped from WrestleMania. Then I get bumped from Backlash. I'm not good enough to call Backlash? On ECW, I called live pay-per-views on my own, solo, no color commentators dragging me down! Wasn't done before me. Hasn't been done since. But I'm not good enough to call Backlash because I'm not a 'sports entertainment storyteller.' Well, you know you what? I am sick of sports entertainment. I am sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and bathroom humor and semen. I am sick of our chairman who likes to talk about his own semen. He mocks God! He mocks God and makes out with the divas all to feed his insatiable ego! I am sick of sports entertainment! And most of all, I am sick of all of you fans who buy into that crap, this sports entertainment circus! (That got loud boos from the crowd.) I never needed this job and I don't want this job anymore. I quit!"
Script - PWTORCH

My Uncle Eric Bischoff always told me never to quit. -Thinks- Eric always told him to quit my uncle Eric is a big fat jerk. "At least I still have a job!!"