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 Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:29 pm
Here lie the remains of the victims of the monthly Assassinations carried out by the Secret Ninja Society...
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:02 pm
Quote: Deceased, May 2006: Pop Star, Michael Jackson
Weapon used: Dagger
Method of Assassination: Slit throat
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:33 pm
Deceased, June 2006: action movie "star", Chuck Norris
Causes:
06:00 AM, Chuck decided do some gym workout near a wide window.
06:05 AM, Chuck is killed by an adoring fan that used to be a sniper.
06:30 AM, Chuck's fan is arrested. He stated "I was trying to check if he really was 'The Iron Man'!".
07:10 AM, Chuck's fan is set free via Vox Populi.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:30 pm
Deceased, July 2006: Burger Clown, Ronald McDonald
Causes:
12:00 - A group of GreenPeace reach McDonalds to talk with Ronald.
13:10 - The activists have to wait for their meeting to begin.
12:30 - Still waiting....
15:15 - They start to protest in the street.
16:48 - Ronald arrives at his fast food joint, eats a burger, then tries to talk to them.
16:48 - An upset activist shoots Ronald while he speaks.
20:00 - McDonalds closes the subsidiary around the world, a newly happy world.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:15 pm
Deceased, August 2006: TV character, Teletubbies' La-La
Method of Assassination: multiple gunshot wounds to the head and body
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