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 Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:46 pm
~Hiya just thought we could use something funny once in a while blaugh xp ~
i.e. My cousin plays basketball. One day he got his head caught in the net. Unfortunately no one was around. Six hours later I saw him singing Sweet home Alabama at the top of his lungs
please post funny stories
or just read them! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:53 pm
ok this is a little sad. My sister and I were at our studio talking to the manager.My older brother was playing with the camera. he turned it around and i stepped on the switch. the flash blinded him so badly, he crawled to the manager and wiped his eyes on a thousand dollar jacket.
He was ok though, the jacket on the other hand... well you get it
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:39 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:53 pm
ahahahahaaha, good post lol ahahahaha, how's your cousin?
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:05 pm
Okay i will post.
One time i opened my closet and my cat jumped out and onto my head screaming.
He scared the hell out of me but now im thinking that he has a sense of humor, because after that he was purring for like an hour as if he was laughing.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:10 pm
oh my gosh, thats hilarious
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:14 pm
Yeah after i thought about what had happened i found it pretty funny.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:17 pm
this ones a little gross... anyway
im dropped off at the pool in marin (well know county near san francisco for those who know it it was in homestead in mill valley) and its about a mile and a half from my house and its summer so its hot the hills could be melting. so i end up there and i only take my swim suit cause i forgot my towle. so im dropped off by my grandpa and brother remember all i have is my swim trunks no shirt no shoes no money no hat notheing else. i get there and the cleaning guys like "what its closed on mondays" so i walk home barefoot and it was painful extreamly hot pavment you know if youve been there. so i get home and ive got HUGE blisters like covering the bottom of my feet. so flashforward to the next week. im at camp were all sitting listening to stuff from councilers. im wearing my berkies (berkin stocks wonderful foot wear chech em out) anyway my feet are KILLING me cause finally my blisters are pealing like thick chunks of skin and this kid (dillion dysalvio) sees it he says "have a part of your blister" im just like "Kaaayyyy" he takes it and goes to this other kid and says "hay man want some banana candy. he says "oh ya thanks" and EATS MY SKIN. makes this face and is like ouuuu wierd we died laughing. comeon HE ATE MY SKIN isnt that hilarious
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:21 am
Well...I'm a new guy to this guild...but here's my funny story of understanding. See, I'm sort of a smart-a** when it comes to small comments. Just yesterday I had my haired pulled out (I have a mohawk in real life) so it was like..the classic mohawk length. Usually it's like a little curly fro/mohawk (the frawk as one guy called it) thing on my head. I cut my hair the day prior and pulled it out yesterday. After school, my gf made the comment, "you cut your hair!". Me being me said "oh s**t! Really? Would have never noticed..." Whenever I make those lil funny smart-a** comments, she laughs of course, but she also smacks me. She started smacking me with a book that I had just handed her (I supplied the weapon xp ). My friend Lin standing a few feet away was like, "damn dude, she's abusive. You going to take that from her?" And I said, "well...it doesn't really hurt. So yea...I will take it. But...if it did hurt, I'd do this..." So I placed my open palm on the top of her head and pushed down. She put up a decent fight, but eventually her legs buckled, and she toppled to the ground under the pressure of my HAND. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:23 pm
thoughtsbeyondwords comeon HE ATE MY SKIN isnt that hilarious That is pretty gross. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:41 pm
Hm.
One time in first grade this kid fell out of his chair and for some reason, no one else saw. I laughed a little and he said, "That was not funny," all seriously. whee
Me and my friends (Empresa Elementary) used to play Go Fish in class and my 4th grade teacher would NEVER notice; he always got into long discussions about....his life and stuff. xd
This kid was on the swings acting like the class clown one time during recess, and when he flipped back and fell face first in the sand, I thought he did it on purpose, or was joking or something, but he stood up screaming for air and stuff. O__o
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:47 pm
Cataclysm ahahahahaaha, good post lol ahahahaha, how's your cousin? well he's a little brain damaged... no wait that's how he always is xp
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:52 pm
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