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 Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:56 am
someone tell me you know what monty python is gonk i mention it in front of americans and they say "wtf are you on about dude?" someone anyone!
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:07 am
As I am fond of saying: Colonial ******** of them know Mony Python, and it's currently airing over there on BBC America, well it was last time I visited. There is hope for them yet. Quote: Bring out yer dead. [A man puts a body on the cart] Here's one. That'll be ninepence. I'm not dead. What? Nothing. There's your ninepence. I'm not dead. 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm getting better. No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:12 am
Andyzee As I am fond of saying: Colonial ******** of them know Mony Python, and it's currently airing over there on BBC America, well it was last time I visited. There is hope for them yet. Quote: Bring out yer dead. [A man puts a body on the cart] Here's one. That'll be ninepence. I'm not dead. What? Nothing. There's your ninepence. I'm not dead. 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm getting better. No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations finnally! hahahahahaha knights: Camalot! {dance and song sequence} authur: on second thought, lets not go to camalot, it is a silly place "i fart in your general direction" "a SHRUBERY!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:38 am
Quote: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. And me. And me too. And me. Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex. Well I could stay a bit longer...
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:43 am
Andyzee Quote: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. And me. And me too. And me. Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex. Well I could stay a bit longer... tall knight: "we are now the knights who say iky iky iky iky neewum num numbl" knight 1: NI knight 2: shhh tall Knight: shh authur: what do you demand of us knights who say ... knights who up untill recently said NI? tall knight: another shrubery! then place it next to this one except a bit higher so it creates a two level effect with a little path knights who say NI: a path! a path!
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:12 am
I hav that movie on DVD eek
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:16 am
Mickolas I hav that movie on DVD eek so do i
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:22 am
i know it well, but, and its a big but, ive never seen any of them
*hides*
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:29 am
KhaLeeF i know it well, but, and its a big but, ive never seen any of them *hides* my fave is life of brian
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:35 am
Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
Knights of Camelot:[solo] I have to push the pram a lot.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:42 am
I was at one stage making pics, wait a min I will have a look. ... 
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:31 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:05 am
"GIVE ME YOUR SHOE!" blind man: "i was blind and now i can see" {falls into the pit}
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:35 am
Quote: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons. [laughing] Whom would you have me welease? Welease Woger! Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing] Vewy well. I shall welease Woger! [cheering] Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir. What? Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir. Ah. We have no 'Woger'! Ohhhhh! Well, what about Wodewick, then? Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:35 am
have you seen the two ronnies?
man 1:"F U N E X?"
man 2:"S V F X!"
say each letter one by one
eff yuu enn eee exx
ess vee eff exx
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