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so to start tings off here ya go...this is a taste of what i can think of twisted

Toms list of unusually painful things
1)Being stabbed with a loaf of bread
2)being stabbed with a basketball
3)being stabbed with a wet nap
4)shot out of a catapult at an electric fence
5)having a bomb dropped on you but it doesnt explode it just hits you...
6)slapped by a pizza in which it breaks your neck
7)tripping over a pickle jar and breaking your neck on a pillow
cool Choking on your eye
9)suffocating on air
10)being eaten by a fat guys chins
11)swollowing you tongue
12)stabbed an killed by a piece of cheese
13)slitting your wrists with a toothbrush
14)strangled by a diaper
15)being stabbed with a 7 year old sun dried tomato
16)being strangled by a hammock
17)assaulted by a rubber duck
1 cool sexually assaulted by a Kleen-Ex
19)Godzilla losing...*single tear*
20)molested by a snail
21)ripped apart by domos
22)being "touched" by an angel
23)having your tonsels light on fire
24)putting napalm hair gel on then smoking
25)eating a glass sandwich
26)biten by a piece of paper
27)beaten to death by fabric softener
2 cool peeing selphuric acid
29)being kicked in the balls...that speaks for itself
30)being less popular then your goldfish
31)having a selphuric acid smothie
32)winning the lottery and being beaten savagly by the big cheque
33)being eaten by a trampoline
34)stabbed with the broad side of a barn
35)choking on the toosie-rolls chewy centre
36)losing an arm wrestling match with a sponge
37)beaten to death by your conscience
3 cool savagely beaten by roadside garbage
39)football tackled by your grandma
40)choking on someone elses spit, and dying
41)losing your eye in a crayon fight
42)being stabbed...by your mom
43)being dragged by your big tow throw glass
44)losing your virginity to an oak tree
45)being jumped by your shadow
46)eating your own face
47)having skin made of glass and paper bones and falling down stairs
4 cool voted most likly do die before 21 in your yearbook
49)huddling in a corner and leaking an orange liquid
50)drowning in your birthday cake
51)strangled ny scissors
52)slapped with a pair of saftey scissors
53)impaled on a saugage
54)outsmarted by yourself???
55)smashing you head on a circular corner
56)pooping a mace (spikey medevil weapon)
57)drowning in jell-o
5 cool casturating yourself
59)chugging a bottle of paint thinner
60)shanked with a dime
61)beaten with a head of lettuce
62)eaten my a licorice stick
63)DOMO'd to death
64)having sex to death
65)dying due to lack of sex
66)havnig your face biten off by a beaver
67)circumsising yourself with a jar of mustard
6 cool eating pop rocks...which are actually stones with dynamite in them
69)wrestling your pinky and losing
70)losing your verginity to your pet snail
71)violated by a large sweaty man
72)your best friends slaps you for being so damn hidious
73)kicked in the groin by a horse
74)beaten to death with macaroni and cheese
75)slapped with a damp sock in the eye
76)Being sacked by a Fat guy in a chicken suit
77)having your eye poped with a cigarette
7 cool being soccer ball kicked to the face
79)being eaten by caterpillars
80)being hated so much your head explodes
81)being flabalanched
82)getting the shin buster and smacking you head off the VCR
83)cracking your skull open on a dandelion
84)having a party pizza jammed down your throat
85)kicking yourself in the balls

hahaah! now i know your real name!!!

I thought i told you my name was Tom already?

BOO

FORK IN YOUR EYE, GO CHOKE ON YOUR BUTT YOU DONKEY WRANGLING POOP EATER!!!

gonk stealing my classic line?!? you monster



BUT ITS ALLLLLL GOOOOOD!!!

im a MARSHMELLOWunist!!! ^-^ with bad spelling skillz!!

ok, i know this one, 24 before the dog gets mad, or none cuz the cat had no marbles so u cant feed the dog....duh!!!