Mansion Fact
AKA About the place where babies come from...
The Mansion is interesting. Yeah, lets start with that. It appears to be a normal mansion until you look above about the 5th story. After that period it is a gleaming glass skyscraper. There is also a hamster tube. And another house that kinda hangs off the side. It is, in other words, a monstrosity that should not be spoken of. GD was obviously drunker then usual when he had it built.
Despite what this may lead you to believe, the mansion is NOT a horrible place.
In fact, for the kids that live in it, it is a right paradise. Hidden passageways, a silly appearance, plenty of places to escape and call your own. There is more food then can ever be eaten, multiple games and toys, and probably a room for lazer tag. It ******** rocks. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of you for taking your kid away from it all.
Shame.
Being raised in the mansion is equally non-sucky. There isn't allot of adult supervision, but that doesn't mean that the kids fall in a hole and die, there are people who watch out for them. And probably radio collars. Basically, the kids get to do... whatever they want.... and they never get in trouble for it, except for having GD yell at them sometimes, and they couldn't give a damn about him 'cause he'll be too hung over the next morning to remember what they did anyway.
To sum it up, no, your kid did not come from a troubled home. They have never lived anywhere but the mansion (from what they remember). About the only thing wrong with them is they may be a little unruly.
Really, the Mansion is like Neverland Ranch, without as much molestation.