Dane
" SU-FI
rok on / f^*& off
If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.
"What the h@!! is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER (see my icon on the left) on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?
One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad @$$ M F).
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "P!$$3D OFF MODE" it means:
"F^*& YOURSELF YOU F^*&!NG NOTHING PUDDLE OF F^*&DEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JI$$ F^*&@$$FACE. EAT MY F^*& WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF F^*& FRIES.
YOU F^*&HOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't f^*& with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a f^*&!ng beautiful afternoon.
This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his $h!#box. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED!
It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, $h!# head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "f^*& you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.
Dane Cook"
rok on / f^*& off
If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.
"What the h@!! is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER (see my icon on the left) on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?
One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad @$$ M F).
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "P!$$3D OFF MODE" it means:
"F^*& YOURSELF YOU F^*&!NG NOTHING PUDDLE OF F^*&DEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JI$$ F^*&@$$FACE. EAT MY F^*& WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF F^*& FRIES.
YOU F^*&HOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't f^*& with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a f^*&!ng beautiful afternoon.
This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his $h!#box. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED!
It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, $h!# head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "f^*& you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.
Dane Cook"
Watch the trasition lol
I know it need more work...
