Q: Is there anything a p***s can do that a finger or tongue can't do?
A: Well urinate comes to mind. - Lea DeLaria
Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the dykee?
A: It has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off.
Q: What do you call 2 butches bonding?
A: Hockey Night in Canada
Q: What do my girlfriend and Jack Daniels have in common?
A: They are both hard liqours.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 10 girlfriends?
A: A bush-hog!
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!
Q: What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?
A: Depends
Q: How do you know if you have lesbians living next door?
A: Frequent U Hauls in front of the house.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia etheridge
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a lesbian?
A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Q: What's the lesbian mating call?
A: "I'm *so* drunk!"
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: well hung
Q: If man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, what do lesbians need?
A: A liquor license.
(And 1,203 marches on Washington, 476 lawyers, 3.5 million dollars, and an act of Congress!)
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: Hey we really do taste just like chicken!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 if they're small enough
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
Q: What do you call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do d**k!
Q: What is the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?
A: One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A:Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of
their heads
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