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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:49 pm


8- Which Gaia admin took a picture with MK's California crew, and said "Grr, tough pose for MK" as he posed?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:46 pm


Bizarro Team Ownage:

This is the spot where a bearer for the Bizarro Earth ring would have their say, if one had seen fit to PM me or Katastrophy an entry. stare

Random Team Ownage:
Skykid
One day I, SkyKid, the creator and keeper of the Kick-a** Gaians thread was just bumping along his kick-a** thread when an old friend, timmyelfman (now the "Trinity of Seven's" or TOS prnounced "toss" as I like to call him) said that I should go into the "Mortal Kombat Thread" in the GD. Normally, I would never do what he says because it is liable to get me shot or yelled at, or both. But for some reason I went ahead and went in. Low and behold, I found MK to be a place where everyone was nice to each other and the conversation flowed freely and openly with little to no hatred. This of course was too much for me and I left, vowing never to be part of so much kindness. Time went by and I had all but forgotten about timmy, MK, and it's eternal hapiness. That is until that one fateful day:

I was in my thread talking to some of my "peeps" when a stranger named Se-ven came in talking like a madman about something called "ownage" and the great tournment that was to be held soon. I was about to delete his rants when he declared that he was the new incarnation of my frien timmyelfman. After verifying these claims I decided to let Se-ven tell me the story of "ownage." At once I knew I could not spend the rest of my days keeping only to my own thread and so I ventured out to MK and read the specifics on the tournament. After some thought my mission was clear. I was to enter this tournament and give it all I had. It was at that exact moment a strange object appeared on the ground before me. It was a ring with a little note that dissapeared as soon as I read it. It read:

Embrace the Random might Master Debator. The Power of the Earth Ring is yours for the taking. Use it wisely.

I picked up the ring, put it on and now I am ready to fulfill my mission.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:47 pm


Bizarro Ownage:
Katastrophy
One day, way back in late September - early October, I remember I was in the CaU thread. Old, old hangout that's long been dead. Course, at the time, it was dead. As a doornail, and had been for 3 hours. 3 hours of lurking a dead thread is not pretty. Leaves Kat annoyed. So when Kitsune finally wandered in, I clung to her. She said she was leaving soon though, and was going to hang out elsewhere. I managed to work the link off her.

And hence I arrived in MK. I think I rather scared Crim, as the first thing I did on arrival was cling to Kitsune again. Course, she got annoyed at this, and told me to go cling to Crim instead. I got shy, she got pissed, and I went and clung to Crim to spite her. This was all around page 600 or so, I've yet to track back my first post ever on MK. From then on, I became something of a regular on MK, mostly as CaU continued to be deader than a skunk on the highway.

Eventually, Mooo created Team Obvious. By this time, I had yet to even lay eyes on Mooo, and heard nothing of the rings. I don't even think I checked the first page for several weeks after joining. So this all meant nothing to me. However, when he then went on the create Bizarro Obvious, I figured I needed to work it out as suddenly I had landed myself as a ring bearer. Fire, to be precise. Only Bizarro Obvious was screwed up, and hence I actually had the Sparkler ring. Which then meant that whenever me and Blackwing, the Earth ring bearer for the same team, were on together, we combined my Sparkler Ring and his Mud ring and made sparkling mud pies.

With the best things coming out of Bizarro Obvious being sparkling mud pies, the team didn't last long. It was disbanded, as well as Team Obvious, and the various members went their ways. Arch went from Captain Obvious to Bizarro Captain Ownage, Se-vens took his Random (Heart) ring and ran, which is another story all together, and I began using a lighter instead of my ring to make fire.

Several months later, I started to get rather bored of the lighter, and began eyeing the fire rings again. AoD held Ownage, which was fine by me. But Bizarro was held by Kaiyu, whom I hadn't seen in months. Of course, this same inactivity made it near impossible to challenge him. Around this time Arch had also been telling me he wanted me on his team, and had even offered a different position. But I was stubborn. Finally did track down Kaiyu, and to simplify life, he was moved to the water ring, while I got my fire ring.

So from Bizarro Obvious's Fire Ring to Bizarro Ownage's Fire Ring. Kinda like an upgrade in my mind. And just perfect, seeing how I've always been a bit of a pyromaniac.


Bizarro Team Obvious:

Katastrophy
See above. xp
PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:48 pm


~~Wind~~

Team Ownage:
KitsuneNinja
A long, long time ago, when MK only had 8 pages (Which was... when I stumbled upon the bloody thread), I had returned home from my grueling first day at high school. Naturally I wanted to gripe and whine about how high school majorly blows to my imaginary friend, Shnuckles, but he wasn't there so...

I felt like wasting away my precious life on Gaia. xd

I looked up Stryiker's, my target and eternal foe, recent posts and noticed something called "The Mortal Kombat Thread" or something like that.

"... 'Combat' is spelled wrong."

And there I saw the unforgettable duel between Stryiker and the Pillsbury Doughboy. My reaction?

"W. T. F."

And then I eventually posted on page 8, bumped the thread from page 15 or something, and... things went wild. Then Mooo came up with the wacky idea of naming us his "0wn3t33rs" whilst he, happy as a clam, took the position of Captain 0wnage.

"W. T. F... x 2."

There. Story of how I got the bloody Wind Ring. xd


Bizarro Team Ownage:
Belle Emerald
Well I was originally drafted at the beggining because Mooo decided to make a Bizzaro Team 0wnage to give his Team 0wnage some rivals to contend with. At first I was drafted with the Fire ring, but I pleaded to get the Wind Ring as this character (different story all together) is the clone of Kitsune, the Team 0wnage Wind Ring owner. As her clone I should be fated to fight against her so I took the Bizzaro Wind Ring and I'm preparing for the fateful day when we are matched against each other.


Celisasu
Everyone is forgetting one of the deep dark secrets of MK.

I was technically an original member of Bizarro 0wnage...until people realized two things.

1. I was almost never on during that time period(very very busy IRL).
2. I had no real interest of being on one of the teams.


I was the original Wind Ring because everyone figured my Card Captor Sakuraish Card Flopping would balance Kitsu's Pokemon. xd


I think I found out almost two weeks after the fact that someone had put me on Bizarro 0wnage which should tell you about how active I was back then.


We're much better off(and I'm sure Astral is sighing with relief) with me as an independent force of Tentacle love. wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:49 pm


~~Water~~

Team Ownage:
Tachibana Kiba
Born into a pack of hidden, highly advanced, and highly evolved pack of wolves, called the Anjinase, Tachibana Kiba (Tah-chee-bah-nah Kee-bah), nicknamed Tachi, lived a happy cub hood. He is a gray timber wolf, with cream colored underfur, and yellow, golden colored human hair. His mother, Izumi, and his father, Murai loved him very much. Before Tachi was born, two shamans, named Kadiri and Kantaro, husband and wife, gave a gift to Tachi while in his mother's womb. A "magic seed", put into Tachi's heart. As he grew, if he could would make it grow to. But little did the shamans know that an evil had infected the seed without them knowing. But before they knew it, Tachi was born with the infected magic seed.

Not even six months had passed before Tachi began showing of the growing seed inside of him. However, the source of the evil that infected the seed that was inside of Tachi, noticed this to. Chinaho, an evil queen with an evil ambition, wanted to use him to satisfy her need to control. So, she hired powerful hunters. They went into the Anjinase's hidden den, and killed Tachi's family. They skinned them right in front of his eyes, however they did not know where Tachi was. He ran as fast as he could, away from what he saw. Faking that Chinaho cared for him, she took Tachi in, telling him things, saying she really did cared for, and that she could make him strong to take revenge on the people that hated him. So he went with her.

Right when he got to his new home, Chinaho taught him the secret of his magic seed, and the evil that possessed it. She helped him unlock one of the main secrets. An anthro form. A two legged form, to help him train, and to help him take the revenge he wanted. However, the evil also took hold of that new form, when it was strongest, under a full moon. The lunar energy triggered a different change than his gray anthro form. He turned evil, completely consumed by it. Turning a jet black, dark gray under furred wolf, with his yellow hair there just the same. He grew, shifting month after month, practicing his magic that lived within him. He grew to be a large, beautiful wolf. However, during his "training", he received brutal beatings, leaving him scars and memories of pain.

He soon overthrew her, killing her for what he did to him, figuring out his past and how she hired the men to kill his family. He escaped, and lived on a happier life. He didn't hate humans that much now, considering he found out the truth. He lived, continuing to practice his magic and figuring out how to control his evil form. He lived on, finally happy.

He then came across a strange place, full of people. He might as well look for a job, he thought, and started looking. He came across an even stranger place. A violent, fighting place. He did enjoy fighting, so he went in, expecting the worse. But it didn't seem that way. He was accepted with open arms. He even got a job there. However, this was no normal job. He received a ring. A ring that held a strange power, controlling the water element. He soon learned that it was to "0wn". Own things? He was explained to that owning things, was simply engaging in a fight, and winning. This... would be fun.


Bizarro Team Ownage:

Once again, this is where there should be an entry, and isn't. So someone with a water ring needs to PM me or Katastrophy with an entry. As well, anyone who was water for one of the other teams should PM one of the mentioned people with an entry.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:01 pm


~~Heart~~

Team Ownage:
Stryiker
~History of the Heart Ring (Due to a lack of one =), don't hate me for throwing it in =P)


Quote:

“Now I want you all to remember, no b*****d ever won a war or an ownage match by dying in the process. You win it by killing the other dumb b*****d and make him or her die for their cause.

All this stuff you hear about Stryiker not wanting to fight, Stryiker not wanting to enter the war, that’s a load of horse dung. Stryiker traditionally loves to fight. The real Stryiker loves the sting of battle. Why when we were little we would all look up to the toughest guys, because that is what Stryiker admires. The country and people of Stryiker loves a winner, and will not tolerate losers! This is why Stryiker will never loose, because the very thought of loosing is hateful to him!

Now…a team is a team. We fight, we own, we live as a team. We have the best equipment and ownage material in the world. I pity the poor b*****d that we have to go up against. We are not just going to own them, we are going to own them so hard that their guts spill out and we use them to grease our tanks! We are going to own those lousy enemy bastards by the bushel.

Now, for some of you n00bs, I know you are wondering whether you will chicken out under the pressure of ownage. Don’t worry about it. I can assure that you all will do your duty. Don’t loose sight of the enemy. Wade into them, Spill their blood, own them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that moments before was your best friends face you will know what to do.

Now there is another thing I want you all to remember, I don’t want to get any messages that we are holding our position. Save that for the enemy, let them do that. I want the only thing for us to be holding is ownage! We are going to grab the enemy by the nose and kick them in the a** with that ownage! We are going to kick the hell out of that enemy all the time and tear through him even faster then Crim and a bottle of gin on a warm summer night.

Now there is one thing you may thank god for when you get back home. Thirty years from now, when you are sitting on the fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks “What did you do in the great AoD war?” you will not have to say “Well son I shoveled s**t near Lilu’s trampoline”. You will be able to say that you rode and owned with that son of a b***h Stryiker. Alright you sons of bitches, you know how I feel and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime. That is all.”


-Speech Given by Stryiker on September 8th, 2003...The eve of the first great crusade against AoD



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Gaia. Yes. Gaia. To what do I so owe the pleasure of remembering such a place. It was an honor, a pleasure, a privilage, and sometimes a real pain in the a** to be here. But it was definatly a ride I would do all over again to meet and greet some of you wonderful bastards and bastages over again. But how did I actually get here? That is a story upon itself.

It all started when...

*Flashback*

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Stryiker: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.


Anyway, so I met this girl randomly who gave me her xanga...when that thing was still ya know. What do you call it. Oh...the RAGE. So yeah, I'm surfing on her site for a second and suddenly I see an avatar and a link to Gaia. Hello Gaia, goodbye everything else to do with life.

Gaia wasn't a nice place at first. Not so buggy, but not many cool people. I actually (As most of you don't even know this) hung out at all the RP sections of Gaia before GD. Spooky huh? Yep, that fountain in Barton? That was my hang out. I sold wooden pirate ships.

After RP became somewhat...yeah...I found myself responding to things more on GD for some reason. This was almost a year ago, so

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IF MEMORY SERVES ME RIGHT.......

I ran into the crazy crew in GD. I remember seeing this guy and wondering why the hell his name was so funked up. Anon-a-mo. But like...Mooo...as in what a cow says. I mean what the hell?! None the less he had a way with pictures and "Ownage" (With which I was somewhat familiar with, but no where to Mooo's Pai Mei level).

Crim was also spotted early on, and like me, absolutly found Mooo to be the best thing since the nail on a stick.

Then there was...AoD. And Kitsune. Now I have to admit I don't remember what happened exactly or how I got there, but there was a huge fight and bang. I died. Hit in the head by AoD and fell off a waterfall screaming for vengence.

AoD became that constant KNIFE in my side forever, and Kitsune became that constant KUNAI in my head. Rivals. And I had many.

Next day while I'm chillin like a villian with my homie Smith:

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When suddenly I'm making my buddy and Seth feel better in one of my frequent hang outs the "Kindness thread" (Yes I was in fact baking. Funnel Cake) I find Mooo, in his infinate wisdom, has pitted me against the Doughboy. I post. AoD posts. War is on. Turmoil in the lands of AoD and Stryiker runs rampant.

Thus the MK thread was born.

Toss in the great idea of "Team Ownage", a team based on Cap. Planet's team, and bang, I wind up with the most awesome ring of them all.

The Heart Ring. You b*****d Mooo!

And so I had a monkey hang around with me, and I could make a pretty pathetic sound out of my ring. Yippie-Skippie.

Being the first owner of the Heart Ring, I didn't get much respect. It was pretty much open game for most people on teasing me about having the absolute worst ring. Sure I made the monkey do things for me, sure I could hear animals speak, but I couldn't make the monkey rip out AoD's eyes, nor could I make those rhinos kill Gaia, steal her Island, set up a nuclear missile base and take over the world. Loot and Plunder! (You'll pay for this Captain Planet). So basically, the heart ring was pure and utter last place. The laughing stock. And a bad ring.

Not like there are any bad positions on the MK team, don't get me wrong, but when you have your two rivals above you in rank, things look very downwards. How was I ever to become a Chunin with this bloody ring!

But it wasn't to last long as I took on Crim, the Sub-Captain of the team and owner of the Earth Ring. I actually pulled an upset victory over Crim that ended in a "Death Star (The SECOND version complete with shields) coupled with Dr. Phil" combo. It was a knock out.

I then had the Earth Ring.

And there are thousands of pages to speak of, but that is for another long post.

I also got to be the Cap. of a team, but that didn't last very long. Eh. You folks turned out fine anyway. At least in my eyes. *Tear*

So the heart ring now lay upon the finger of somebody else. As does the rest of the rings on the team I once was a proud part of. And as each ring passes to the next, one must reflect upon the proud tradition of ownage that the rings have brought each of us.

The Few.

The Proud.

The Ownage Team.

To Great times and Great friends. Live long, ride hard and remember:

"If we get owned, WE GIVE THEM HELL BEFORE WE DO!"

~Stry, first owner of the Heart Ring (The Original).


Bizarro Team Ownage:

I'm sure you've heard it before but if you held a heart ring, for ANY team, you need to send in your stories to me or Katastrophy so we can put them up. So get cracking and write.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:03 pm


~~Captains and Vice Captains~~



Bizzaro Team Ownage:
Celeste Verselle

The original purpose of this thread was a question of who would win in a battle, Stryiker or the Pillsbury Doughboy. From there it sort of turned out into a hangout thread and the regs were formed into teams where the ranking eventually came to be determined via pic battle. Originally, they were just cool people according to Mooo. xd My first post in the thread is on page 151. Celi was here from the beginning, as was Kitsu, and Erinys (then AoD). Most of the current regs joined sometime in the two years thereafter. And that's about all I can remember right now. xd And I became Captain after I nearly whooped Stry's butt in a pic battle. We called it a draw at his request. xd
PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:04 pm


~~Independent Sources of Ownage~~

Shinobi Ten

Honestly, I have no idea what makes me a good source of ownage. Could be my strong grasp of the English language, my natural compulsory reflex to argue, or my open hostility towards the element known only as 'the stupid'. Then again, it could just be that I have a way with words, and am a stubborn piece of s**t. One way or another, I've proven myself time and again to be a formiddable opponent.

Celisasu

In my case it was my second day at Gaia. I was board and roaming through the threads clicking them at random. Anyways I ended up clicking the Mortal Kombat thread where I saw the Stryiker vs. Doughboy fight. Just to be a pest I voted for the doughboy and explained why Stryiker was destined to lose(Some BS about the doughboy and how it relates to the Staypuff Marshmallow Man if i recall correctly). Anyways Stryiker declared his loave(read: "I hate you") to me and I tormented him for the rest of the night along with AoD.
After that I'd often visit the thread, usually joining in with Kitsune and AoD on picking on Stryiker.
As for the two items associated with me(tentacles and cards)? I'll talk about those some other time.

DragonMan Ren
Well, it's quite simple, really. I was invited to the MK by my imoutochan, KitsuneNinja, and my commander, AstralSamurai, some months ago. For the most part, my stay has been a peaceful, enjoyable one. However, it's been punctuated more often than I'd like by confrontations with some of the MK's most notable personalities. The most notable of these, as well as the most recent epic battle - I was the direct cause of the resignation of CV, the previous Bizarro Captain 0wnage.
I also, in a moment of pique at an advertiser in the thread, said something that was hailed as the Best Quote Ever. "Seriously, it's like you want to get mangled. Coming into the MK while under the influence of stupid is like streaking through the lion exhibit at the zoo wearing only raw steaks. It's painful for you, but the other participants have fun, and the viewers get an entertaining, if messy, show."I'm also notable in the MK for "selling" rare items to my friends at a ridiculously small fraction of their value.
Mooo and I have a ridiculous amount in common. It would seem at first that we would have a huge rivalry. However, the plain fact is, we get along too well, and agree on far too many things, so no rivalry occurs.
I believe I was the original Independant. I've been a major source of 0wnage for thousands of pages, but I let it be known right off that I would have no Ring. Mooo has recently offered to write me into the MK comic as a feasome ally, and I have accepted gleefully.
And that is my history in the MK.

Shinryukenakumagoukiibuki
So one day Zken was walking along minding his own beeswax, then he got into a fight and was pretty hardcore.
Stuff happened and he had enemies, but bossman said "Be good kiddies!" and all was, soon after.
Then another day he battled with a fearsome opponent, and lost, but everyone was impressed.
This cemented the Zken into MK's history. =/

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:48 am


Team Random Ownage
-created with the power of the Random ring.
It all began with Timmy Elfman. Timmy was brought to Mortal Kombat by co-worker Anonymoo. Despite hostility at first he became a regular and learned the skills of ownage. His first battle was strange. With each picture the opponent through timmy found another that had nothing to do with the first. As the battle went on his opponent became less and less intrigued until after a 5 minute break in battle timmy tried to declare the opponent owned. His opponent declared that since none of the pictures made sense ownage could not be accomplished, this unleashed the silent power of The Randomizer. The randomizer took control of timmy and linked all of the pictures together into one glorious battle. Although his efforts were applauded no one, not even timmy, consider it proper ownage. On that day random ownage was born. Eventually two new teams were created and a ring was forged for timmy. A seemingly lowly ring, heart ring on a bizzaro team that was eventually disbanded, it held great stores of randomness. While clinging to the ring timmy went through a transformation. His brain had taken to much of the random power and he became unstable. He became three people, The Trinity of Seven. Se-ven held much of timmy's original personality, Chi_7 lives out his desire to RP and learn more about the world of anime, and tacodog_7 exists both out of a shadow of his evil side and as a source to bring in gold.

Se-ven continued to absorb the power of the random ring and eventually it went to his head. He created Team Random Ownage to try to prove himself as an owner, and to introduce new rules to the kombat. More as this develops.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:31 pm


I got bored and looked at Banshi's thread.

For those of you wondering "whatever happened to the bizzaro team obvious' rings?" (shut up i know you don't exist)

The following discovery was made

Banshi
*Gets bored from lack of people*
(Note for those unfamiliar with times of Banshi boredom: A bored Banshi is a very very very dangerous thing!)
Must......ease boredom. Must........do.......something......... idea
eek I know!
*Gathers some sticks and ribbons*
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*Gets to work.......crafting.* blaugh
Okay, almost done, now they need a power source....
*Thinks.....*
I know! ^_^
*Runs off to gather some colored stones*
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.....hmmmmmm, no one was using these old things. I wonder why they kept these up in the dusty old attic around here anyway, they all have rings already.
*Begins combining...........*
These will be soooooo cute when their done! ^_^
*........unexpected, unknown, unreasonable, unrelated, unfathomable explosion.*
eek Eeep!
*Smoke clears*
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Wow, these look all neat and glowy...... whee
*And thus the Wands of Cuteness were formed.*
I get dibs on the black one! ^_^

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:04 am


Official Unofficial Rivalries list

Team Ownage vs. Bizzaro Team Ownage

Mooo vs. C.V.

Se-vens vs. Katastrophy

Crim' vs. Delve

Team Obvious vs. Bizzaro Team Obvious

Team Random Ownage vs. Cuteness Quartet
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:52 pm


The Trail of Tears
((Parellels between HOT's and early Native Americans))
*Note: The real Trail of tears was far more destructive and sad. I mean no disrespect to any American Indian tribes. Anyone who finds problems with what I wrote, PM me.*
Early in the world of Gaia two or three great tribes lived in peice with the settlers of GD. Simplified for the immigrants (newbs) these tribes were generally referred to as HOT's.

The tribes lived in peice for years accepting outsiders into their ranks and nurturing new tribes in times of need. Soon there were like... 5 or six HOT's.

One day a great plague, known as the Great Crash swept the land of gaia, and goverment officials decided to redistribute the popultaion to promote growth. One such movement sent the MK tribe to the death valley known as Chatterbox Canyon. It was a fate worse then death, and representitives went to the goverment with an appeal. Before irreprable damage was done to the tribe, the move was revoked.

More newbs came and a few outspoken citizens of GD raised to power in the Goverment. They had bright ideas for the future, and did their jobs well. However, something hit them. Maybe it was boredom, maybe it was need to llook important, maybe it was something they failed to explain, but it happened.

The GD was purged of wastefull threads, and young budding tribes were banned and destroyed. The 5 or 6 remained do to a land agreement (they were being archived and unmovable). During this time the MK tribe ventured to re-establish themselves in a reservation, and have there home established as a historic landmark. Due to the agreement the landmark could not be established and the reservation failed.

One day the land agreement was revoked. When the new leaders learned of this they sent most of the tribes off to goverment regulated reservations (guilds forum). One tribe was not so lucky. It was sent to the firey pits of Chatterbox Canyon. The great movement of the tribes caused an uproar. Goverment spokesman Zahir tried to explain to the protesters the reasoning behind the decision and was confronted with the majority of the negative outlashings.

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In the end some of the earliest settlers of the GD were scattered. The tribes were sent to the reservations, and along the way many vanished. The reservations were like a new start and new rules applied.

But the MK flourished. Because it has the grwat skill and cunning of pirate ninjas (I know you haven't seen him, thats how good a ninja he is), fox kings, Ownage captains, tentacle queens, and various other random stuff.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:06 pm


Mortal Kombat: The Combat
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Original Tournament.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1083869&start=0

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Cut for space

Round 4, Quarterfinals May 5-June 15, 4 battles
Terrant vs. Kotori Ky
* Kotori Ky, Victory by decision
Music-chan vs. Anonymooo
*Anonymooo, Victory by decision

Crim' Skylicker vs. Tachibana Kiba
Archlord vs. z3ro

Round 5, Semifinals June 15-20, 2 battles
Kotori Ky vs. Anonymooo

It wound down and sort of died in the end. Mooo won unclimaticly(other semi-finalists never fought each other) after a very good semifinal match with Kotori.

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Random Ownage Tournament
(Contact Katastrophy for information regarding rematches)

The competitors don't know who they are, what the prize is, or even if there is a prize. there is also no set thread, as soon as the battle is over the thread is deleted.

Round 1:
Katastrophy vs. Roy Suey: //Katastrophy// by descision

Kellindel vs. Tachibana: //Kelly// by lack of skill

Celli vs. Kubo: //Celli// by Fish Ownage

Haru vs. Tasara: //Haru// by Random Ownage No Jitsu

Music-chan vs no one- //Music// by Senseless Acts of Randomness

Banshi vs. Blackwing- //Banshi// by winning.

Migy vs. Skykid- //Migy// by paying attention.

Cory vs. B-Scottsman- //Cory// by Hawaiian Ownage

//Blackwing// advances for no apparent reason.

//mitsubachi maelstrom// advances by Alphabet ownage

//Nipmock// advances by buellerism

//Kakayo// silverton advances by default

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All DQed contestants contact Katastrophy for rematches.
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Music-Chan left gaia. She is therefor not in the tournament. yup.

Round two shall commence.

Round two is an essay contest. Don't freak out, it's rather easy. Type anything you want. the only rule is that it must be oth coherent and random at the same time. Something that would make an english teacher cry, and me give you bonus points.

Deadline for giving me your essay is April 7th.

Plagerism is evil.

Dunlad has officially ninjaed his way to round three.

Kakayo has advanced to round three,


ROUND FOUR

Dunlad vs. Kellindell - Halo Ownage 1 game in seven mode.
Not really, but still.
Kellindell wins by Random Acts of Awsome.

Page Dintch vs. Katastrophy - Soup Ownage
Katastrophy by not answering the question I was actually asking.

The winners Are:

Due to the efforts of Dunlad there will be a five way tie.

Dunlad, Mad Midgy, Hana-chan, Kellindell, Katastrophy.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:35 pm


I'm on an updating binge, for one reason or another. Since I wrote most of this stuff cuz Seven is lazy I'm placing out a request to everyone.

What I need:

~Any new stories or events that are not otherwise mentioned here, preferably with a vague date added for a semblance of continuity. Stories on Survivor MK are especially wanted, though I may wait for that to finish before posting them.

~Any team changes/new teams/team disbandings.

~Any rivalries in existance, or old rivalries.

Mostly I just want the stories, ie: Trampoline of Rape/Chair of Censentual Sex. Told by anyone, though preferably someone who at least read the posts on them...

You can post on this thread or PM me the stories, I'll delete the posts here as I add them to the correct spots.

Katastrophy
Crew

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