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 Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:23 pm
Lilian's ex-girlfriend, Howard Finkel: Introducing to the ring, entering, and coming at a very slow pace to the squarical circulaneum...
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:33 pm
LLLLLLEEETTTTS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!
Your time is up my time is now now now
How now brown cow cow cow cow
It's the franchise boy I'm a slimy noun noun noun
You can't see my d**k d**k d**k d**k
*Clown Cena walked onto the stage to a mixture of banana and strawberry. Cena quickly got to the ring and asked for a french whore.*
"Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! Blow the man down!"
*The music kept on going*
"I said cut the freakin music! Thank you!"
*Clown Cena stopped to listen to all the bananas from the crowd*
"You know what, I don't care what you people are going to throw at me. All of you are my ho's. Anyways, I'm out here tonight because I want to make an announcement. Or actually you know what... we want to make an announcement..." announcement announcement
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:38 pm
A guitar note broke through the ceiling and crushed a couple of cunts ( eek )
Hey! Get off my lawn!
Nothing's gonna have sex with my mother (anymore).
Now its time to take a nap.
I'm going to take all your children.
Mandy walked to the ring without his queer entrance. He grabbed a mic(kie) and so she slapped him. "I see the line in the sand... oh wait thats the end zone, ******** hot cheerleaders, sex on a yacht, I need money, don't you Cena?" Mandy screamed high-pitchedly at Frosty the snowmobile.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:45 pm
"I think its time to find out why Cowboy bob is humping my leg, he ate Britney Spears. We are the CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS (my left nut) CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... OF THE global association for gay nazis, aka, the wrestling bussiness. We are Digi-evolution! Yes we are back, but, we'll be cancelled soon."
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:57 pm
Scott Paul comes out with his (tony) blairing NWOPWWERSATAN'SANGELSORSOMETHINGLIKETHATYOUKNOWTHISREMINDSMEOFANAMUSINGANECDOTE (god help us all) music. He spits and then slips on his own spit, he does a split, you piece of s**t. He rolls to the ring.
"Well, well, Suzie's trapped in a well. Someone call the bWo impersonators, I have to poop?"
" You know, I see that really no one has no interest in not the NWO nomore. This steams my broccoli. I can't believe you are going to reform an old group which had a young cocky poo-face, a pumped up sterio blastin' tatoo (from tatooine), a tied-up russian mail order bride, and an old flappy 'stylin' idiot who thinks he's still in the 60's. Well in that case, I'll have to make an announcement as well, for Suzie is still in the well."
THE NWOPWWERSATAN'SANGELSORSOMETHINGLIKETHATYOUKNOWTHISREMINDSMEOFANAMUSINGANECDOTE IS LOW ON BABIES!
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:10 pm
"You peed on my car."
The crowd rises from the dead with some cheetos and lots of booze as Black Angus by 'My Chemically Altered p***s' hits and HEdge comes down the ramp with a rabid Terry Funk stuffed in his pants.
"Hello Ladies!" He said as he took off his pants. It looks like what we have here are a bunch of eggos with too much maple syrup. We got a White *Making a bird with his fingers* Condor with two heads and six balls... a kid with a cheap hair cut, and a Grease Monkey who probably came out because someone told him they had a bottle of Pandas and an 18 Wheeler."
He spit out his teeth and smacked them away. "It seems that all you butt-humpers have forgotten about the true meaning of Christmas..and thats The Rated H Superstar...HEdge! Now if you wanna 3-way then I'll go get the Blue Meanie...then lets fight. But here's a pregnant rhynoceros. Why don't we make it a fatal four way-intersection just to settle our horse-racing, donkey riding, ho-slapping, doctor of thuganaminclaturing, piece of whore s**t (lita). That way I won't have to see you three buttt pirates on my lap again. Will you marry me, or goldust?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:12 pm
You don't deserve to have your ears raped by my corporate propagandalf, Mr. Rated H for Hot Sex on on my face.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:22 pm
HEdge just looked like a reall a**-wipe, glistening with poop.
"Wow... you came up with Scott... very titillating of you. What are you gonna do, call me a poo poo head next... oh wait... I think you already did?" HEdge peed himself. "I mean you may be a hot Scottish Bear-nut, I don't desserve to have a match with butter. I mean look at mife wife, you're a greasy drunken bum who can't even stacy kielber Sober for five minutes! I mean Clown Cena and Mandy Orton are bigger in the pants stars than you were in your prime minister and bigger stars than you'll ever have invited to your birthday. Heavens to Betsy (also in a well), even I am a bigger star than your mommas teats. Ive accomplished things Stone Cold...like become World! So maybe you can skip and zip (the bodydonnas) your next AAA meeting and have a match with Mel Gibson! Whaddaya say Rokozuna?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:27 pm
Too bad your all talk and no a play makes Jack a dull boy. And nanny nanny poo poo (platter), I already have a few family feuds you overpriced back of greenbay packers' fans with big jugs. At least my right eye held the IC belt for monkey feces unlike you holding my hand for about 3 weeks Mr. Transistor Radio champ. Don't give me the "I'm in bed with Foley" guacomole again ever, evah, EVAAAAAAAAAAA. STELLLLAALALALAYELAYEALEYAL...
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:31 pm
"Im not here to talk about the past, Scotty 2 Hoochy Mama." Said HEdge as he continued to strip. "Im here to talk about the future MS. America, My man, BOOOKKKEEEEERRRRRRR T!@yahoo.com. You and me one on one... in my bed that is, if you got the balls for it." He then paused. "Well maybe you don't know me, you overcautious piece of garbage dump trailer trash aka Lita. You know its too bad you're too much of a Chicken McNugget to even accept my gift of Chicken McNugget..."
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:35 pm
Fine, We'll go french kiss in the fields of Rice Puffs and left over lasagna (lita). crying ninja
Ya right. i have other things to think about, like how many ******** licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a chinese restaurant. Maybe....after my match we'll go see a movie, but not on May 19th.
*Kane flies in on the dean-machine idea and spits apple into the eyes of my heart lord, thus killing Scotty Flamingo crying .*
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:37 pm
The END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Written and performed by doink and HBK's real life counterparts
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:48 pm
Paul_Bearer The END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written and performed by doink and HBK's real life counterparts That is the funniest reenactment I have ever seen. Great job.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:45 pm
Hall Outsider Paul_Bearer The END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written and performed by doink and HBK's real life counterparts That is the funniest reenactment I have ever seen. Great job. Much thanks from me and my bro.
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