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 Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:19 pm
Needs to be re-educated and sent to a mental institution DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11! NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI
There are so many things wrong with this post, to decode what in God's name this person actually said would most likely cause someone to go insane or make them vomit for quite a while.
I'm scared.
Very scared.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:51 pm
That has to be a joke. No one could possibly that stupid or deluded. Unfortunately, I can only base this hypothesis on grammar alone since the only heads and tails I can make of it otherwise is something about herpes and elephants.
Do I want to know, really?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:05 pm
W0mb4t No one could possibly that stupid or deluded. You'd actually be quite surprised.
O.o
Check out the Chatterbox. Dreadful s**t. Dreadful.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:16 pm
And now, a translation.
(I ******** hope).
sweatdrop Someone who wasn't born retarded, but eventually [i]chose[/i] to become retarded DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ The chimp session somehow contracted contagous sexy, sexy, fatal herpes. Quote: DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD The zoo rang me up from the base, (my sexy, enormous tight fanny) to say that they can't step pain blood. Quote: MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11! My had no choice but to dis them! Now my got a dilemma! Quote: MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA My really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.
(Are elephants even bred in Australia?
O.o) Quote: IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI If I take all seventeen of their big, slimy corndogs at once, it will hurt me.
... Wow. That was utterly PAINFUL.
surprised
*her IQ has dropped about ten points by just breaking that damn post down*
xp
Ah, well. It had to be done.
*salutes Guild*
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:45 am
The chimp session somehow contracted contagous sexy, sexy, fatal herpes. The zoo rang me up from the base, (my sexy, enormous tight fanny) to say that they can't stop peeing blood. Me (I) had no choice but to dis them! Now me (I) got (have) a dilemma! Me (I) really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.
If I take all seventeen of their big, slimy corndogs at once, will it hurt me? I er...noticed a few mistakes. I hate the way I can recognise these words so easily. I say it's a side-effect on my linguistic abilities...
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:56 pm
Wow, the amount of time and work it takes to translate a txt talk post...and still confusing. Corndogs?
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:53 pm
Oh dear heavens above. eek
I used to love corndogs. sweatdrop
*goes to the corner and curls up in a fetal position*
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:46 pm
That's just...
...ugh.
I can't even believe that, it seriously made my head hurt (I am completely serious, I got a headache from deciphering that).
Whoever the hell that was needs to be locked up. I hope to never, ever meet up with this person. EVER.
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:38 pm
That could be the worse. I am so sick of these people going on and on about how much they love to ******** animals like it's normal.
No, this isn't the first time I've seen it. This is just the first time it's been this bad txt tlk wise. I have seen many people claim to have had sex with their dog, among other things. stare
Where is the world heading?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:18 pm
DANG. I didn't even try to read that one!
it's so annoying when people talk 'lyk dis'
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:37 pm
I don't even know what to say when I come accross posts like that.
It's the main reason I avoid Chatterbox.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:28 pm
i-am-upsidedown I don't even know what to say when I come accross posts like that. It's the main reason I avoid Chatterbox.
That post came from a topic that person made in General Disscusion.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:27 pm
*Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:48 pm
Scary...very scary. Wow. What has happened to good grammar and spelling? gonk
I too, now have a headache from that.
People shouldn't be allowed to post those kind of posts. It could be fatal.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:59 am
The only word I can think of that properly describes that is: evil.
That is so evil, it will send a demon running away with it's tail between it's legs. How can there be a human being that's that stupid and evil? *cries hard*
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