Welcome to Gaia! ::

Everyone got to learn about the wonderful leader of our gorgeous guild, and now it's time to educate everyone about the best member of them all... Thedenomerator. Okay, maybe I lied, but I'm in the crew and I have more guild posts than you so I can at least pretend that I'm awesome. Wondering how I look when I'm professionally made up and photographed on only my good angles? I'll show you.



All right, I'm basically a very boring person if you don't know me. I'm shy when I'm around non-friends. When I'm with people I know who don't care how I act, I can be spontaneous. ...You'll notice that I can be odd here in this guild, right? I'm usually crazier in person.

I live in a town in western Pennsylvania. I'm both vertically, athletically, and socially challenged. That means I'm weak, short, and shy. I love using big words, especially when I have no idea what they mean. It's even better when others have no clue, either; it makes me seem smarter. I'm bothered when people mess up their grammar and spelling. I'm also very rude and I like to correct people. Some people don't mind that much... Well, even I'm not perfect when it comes to this stuff.

I'm 17 and I'll be attending Grove City College this fall. I obviously do not live by myself, so I live with my mom and dad. I have two sisters and a brother. One sister in college, one in junior high, and my brother is two years below me in high school. I love animals; we have four cats, a dog, two turtles, a hamster, and a bunch of dead goldfish. I even like bugs.

I write long paragraphs and it's difficult for me to keep this short... Yay, I'm annoying. How about likes and dislikes?

Likes: Chocolate, most other food, sleep, I heart drawing, math, German, grammar, playing with kids, money, reading, penguins, Kennywood, confusing logic problems...
Dislikes: People who think they are the greatest people in the world and are absolutely not joking, large social gatherings, tofu, people who are incredibly selfish and ignorant, homework, multiple grammar/spelling errors that are extremely obvious, and icky stuff.

Aaaaaand... If you want to know my name, It's Kelly. But you can call me by other names and I'll probably figure it out. And my favorite color is purple.

Guilds are social gatherings online where people don't meet face-to-face. I don't have to freak out and run to the snack table to stuff my face to avoid talking here. I just run to the kitchen because I'm hungry. I like the internet better for meeting new people because of reduced awkwardness.

Thank you, but I have little self-confidence in looks or anything else. I do love my goofy but pretty eyes (my left eye is smaller and it squints when I smile, but I like it that way) and, oddly enough, I like my eyebrows. But I hate my nose and I have reason to dislike it. It's big and bumpy. I don't mind that it's a little wide, but my face is too tiny for it. And the bumpiness bothers the heck out of me. I have a pair of glasses that don't fit because they won't rest on my nose correctly. I have to look up to use them. It doesn't matter because I don't need them, but they do reduce eyestrain on my left eye. And then I always look tired unless I'm wearing a lot of makeup, which I don't ever do. This might have been okay, but my beautiful sister makes me feel depressed.

If you noticed, I did say that I'm short. I'm skinny, too, but it works well for a short girl. It's just hard to find good pants. Teeth? Not perfect, but hundreds of times better than elementary school. My parents spent thousands of dollars that they did not have on orthodontal work. And my skin is usually very dry and oily/shiny at the same time, with random redness. It's not easy to wear makeup on that.

I never thought i'd get to do that... sweatdrop

You're still pretty from the last time I saw you. Donno, we still love you. Mazel!

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Omg your hot.

Western PA aye...thats where i had my first and only philly cheese steak lol

Quite the purdy pick-shot. And an intresting bio-thing.