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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:32 pm
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her v****a.
He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"
She replies, "I lost it, honey."
A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"
Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"
Then she said "Where is the p."
Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"btw vote please =)
]http://www.gaiaonline.com/avatararena/index.php?mode=vote&postid=63&key=56rgz61
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:59 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:43 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:44 pm
*wakes up at night, turns the computer on, clicks on guilds, Gaia United, forums, and this thread*
I had nightmares that a bear died in my living room. >.<
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:26 pm
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:20 pm
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:24 pm
that is why it says "VERY SICK JOKES"
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:37 pm
[.Angle Of Death.] that is why it says "VERY SICK JOKES" well no s**t shirlock I was just puttin g a comment in your stupid thread
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:01 am
i know u were leaving a stupid comment
and i answered ur stupid comment
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:58 pm
uhu. sure u were rolleyes
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:12 pm
Ladies! Ladies! And BFK 52. No fighting.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:25 pm
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:46 am
eek lol rofl THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! I loves it!
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