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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:25 pm
A buddy of mine and I were discussing Order 66 when we began to wonder how many other contingency plans the Clone Army may have prepared.
The Object of the game is to post a possible clone order, preferebly a funny one.
Like this.
Order 66: Execute the Rebellious Jedi
Order 1: Don't loose the war.
Order 2: Execute annoying Haiden fangirls.
and so on.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:29 pm
Order 24: Progressively worsen in aim in the 19 year span between trilogies.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:33 pm
Order 37: Avoid the genetic tendency to scream like a little girl when flying on a defective jetpack into the side of a Sail Barge
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:09 pm
Order 5: Say nothing unless speaking orders or ordered to speak. Makes us look cool.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:33 pm
Order 11: Make the CIS look like the bad guys.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:36 pm
Order 12: Get deaded by Durge
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:48 pm
Order 15: Pretend to be mandalorian. also makes us looks cool.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:53 pm
Order 27: Have no names.
This order was later rescinded.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:56 pm
Order 3,752: The Silent Wind of Doom. (woosh)
Also known as the Head Band Thingy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:29 am
Order #57: Always walk with your back straight, as tall as possible.. no matter the ceiling height.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:39 am
Order #42: Discover the meaning of life. Makes us look intelligent and cool.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:41 am
Order #36: Watch the Government informational video number 36 on "how not to be seen" for battle of Kashyyyk.*
*this order was forgotten when the battle of Endor came about. theory states the rebels stole this video, hence why they are disguised and the troopers are not.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:03 am
Order #4: Look excatly the same, do not try and change your appearence what so ever. Makes us look cool when where all standing together without our helmets on.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:05 am
Order #67:When excuting the Jedi just stand there and shoot, even if he/she runs up to you with his lightsaber.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:07 am
Order #68 biggrin o not fear the lightsaber, it can't hurt you.*
*This is bulls**t.
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