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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:04 pm
A Favorite Quotes thread!
Post your favorite quotes of people on Gaia!
POST 'EM poo-heads!
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:05 pm
My favorite!Basically, of the ones you guys post, I'll put my favorite here! heart ((They tend to be about me... for some reason. sweatdrop )) Kingshortpants well I'm off to find more eggs to send zombie jesus back to the grave or whatever easter is about. Aeith Today I saw a hobo with a sign that read "Family killed by ninjas". Aeith :0
Semine's out of her shell!
And she's a bunny!
*flail!* DarkSerena Well, smack them with that salmon that you used on the drama-teens yesterday. xp Nothing says "Be more interested!" than being smacked with a fish!...? XBoneChuck And on the third day, Jesus rose from his tomb and spoke unto the disciples. And he said unto them, "Braaaaaaaaaaainssss." blu ninja I HATE CHUUUUUU!!!!-scurries off to the unknown- Angelic_Illusionz *Coughs* Semi is chocolates only rival, and chocolate owns everyones' soul. *Nods*... Except for crazy people who dun like chocolate, but they still love Semi ^.^ DarkSerena I could see you going to kill someone and then they comment that you look chic and that they can see your tummy. xp Kingshortpants You know {m} you can keep trying to rain on my parade but thats never stopped my dancing before so you might as well put the umbrella away xp
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:32 pm
XBoneChuck And on the third day, Jesus rose from his tomb and spoke unto the disciples. And he said unto them, "Braaaaaaaaaaainssss." Found this in someone's sig randomly xD
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:35 pm
King Pumpkin Jack xd first Jack with the pants and now the bunny with the tail. rofl And the bunny thinks he is so high and mighty. WHO CANT COUNT NOW MR FLUFFY BUTT? scream I thought that was cute/odd. I'll have to dig up my nopepad file of other quotes. whee W00t! First basket!
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:58 pm
Pride_kun "You are special! =3 You turned me bisexual now xD"
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:32 pm
Semine Pride_kun "You are special! =3 You turned me bisexual now xD" -giggle- x3 I wonder WHO said that
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:35 pm
Pride_kun Semine Pride_kun "You are special! =3 You turned me bisexual now xD" -giggle- x3 I wonder WHO said that I wonder! ninja
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:32 pm
Though I'm not as specail as whatever just happened above me eek I do feel specail I got into the fave quotes twisted rofl ninja
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:58 pm
Kingshortpants Though I'm not as specail as whatever just happened above me eek I do feel specail I got into the fave quotes twisted rofl ninja No, but I am! heart ((Yes that quote was directed toward meh'! mrgreen ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:24 pm
* jinxabell Wow.
I tripped, hit my head, died, was reincarnated as a scientist in the future and built a time machine to come back and talk to you guys.
Aki, next year: don't get that mullet, man. * sunkist372 Bah, at least you would be able to outrun the cool people when they tried to beat you up for not smoking. * Lost_Broken_Angel For some reason...
I just thought of bright red
n****e tassles.
You know, like the ones
that funky strippers wear.
And they go 'round and 'round
'till you're all like,
"Omfg!11one!11SQUIRT" * Mythril Darkelven If I do that, you'd be enslaved and crucified once you're no longer able to produce life sap. For most humans, it takes about four days of consistant milking with the Manual-Spigot Extraction Catheder. Your offspring are only good for work in the fields, anyhow; but at least they grow quickly. * CliffordWLee The worst part about you hitting my there was making my d**k rub up against my underwear. Do you have any idea how much my d**k was burning BEFORE you did that? Not cool.... not cool. stare confused * (Ara Grey) [.Chemical.+.Potatoes.] I had a baby fueled jet-pack once. It must have been fun. I had a baby-powered submarine once. * [captian.sexy.pants] I feel so out of place here.
I can't handle all these new people.
Oh, how I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
gonk * Misguided Terran Sorry, got caught up in the whole thing, and some strange guys asked me why I wasn't wearing any pants, and I replied that it was pantsless time, and they didn't believe me, so I blasted them with my laservision which made them blind and deaf, and I ended up here to party... or that's what my brochure says... * Something good happened to Aki.* pirulaso Your peach people declared independence * Genesis_170 *Gets dizzy and gives birth* It's a.........MUFFIN!!! * Joseph Severn *Beeping Noises, Beat-boxing* First Breakdancer:"Oh, hell, Jimmy! It's Servatron!" Servatron:"Des.troy.all.sucka.em.cees." Second Breakdancer:"I don't want to die!" Servatron:"You.are.unable.to.touch.this.fool." As to excess brain power, I feel you can never have too much. For gaia purposes, I have three brains in jars attached to my computer, plus the one I still keep in my body. * pirulaso I think I have read the word "wedgie" more times today than in the past three years....I am not saying you use it a lot, it's just that there are very few books about them * Dr0wning_Swimm3r Yo yo yo, what is up my homie G dog slice skillet biscuit?? * Misguided Terran Excuse me while I get a baked good, that explosion would have literally blown my pants off... had I been wearing them... * Darkaetus -does the "I Have A Monkey in My Pants in the Underwear With Chainsaws and A Biscuit Get it the ******** Out Dance"- pirulaso Quite a spectacle....Truly the most under-rated of the safety dances. * pirulaso What?! You rape a baby and that's ho-hum.....I make a fish feel beautiful and now, I am the wierd one? * tethy *sighs* Guess I'll have to use my big, blunt object to knock you out. *Takes out vibrator from panties* * icebloodfl Akihira icebloodfl Ooo....Here... have my earwax collection. Okay.. This'll do. ... Why does it smell like cherries? * Mistress Yami *Peeks out of closet* My closet, I don't exist, therefore whatever you are blaming me for can not have possibly been done by me seeing as I don't exist, and what you see is an illusion because 32x-wr24 to the power of 2414 multiplied by C is Fish. In simpler terms: Fish did not slap your butt >.< Bob did it. * Ariwood I saw the word underwear back there in ya'lls conversation. I'm currently wearing light pink underwear that says "SUCK" in big letters. I wrote it myself because I'm scary like that. domokun gonk heart * PunkRockrPinkie Akihira I'm sorry! I'm just so ******** risque. "******** risque?" wink INNUENDO NINTENDO!!! heart * Joseph Severn Supercancer Orgasmatron Ha.Ha.Ha. Perhaps.unit.|Akihira|.will.not.be.included.in.the.purge.of.the.organics. /process.emphasis.delay./ But.it.is.best.to.be.thorough /terminate.humor.process./ Ha.Ha.Ha. * Joseph Severn pirulaso BACK TO THE COUNCIL OF DOOM *hops in the doomjet* *flies off* MEANWHILE * pirulaso Such sweet pudding, skull ******** a blind mole rat. * icebloodfl Nice comic. It made my eyes burst into flames to read it. >.< * pirulaso Disemboweled fetus baby.... you're my only friend. * pirulaso You can't feel bad for shooting a zombie........So should you feel bad for giving it roofies and sleeping with it? * [Solidarity] TailsTheFemmeFox [Solidarity] Akihira  CAMEL TOE.  * x.bad.x.habit.x Oh Yea?!
scream
Be right back, I've gotta take a s**t! mad * TruePumpkinQueen pirulaso TruePumpkinQueen Yo, fo' realz. I'm bored yo. *Hands you a baby trapped in a cage strapped to dynamite*.....Solve this rubics cube and disarm the bomb in ten minutes or I shoot the baby.......After all, I dont want to blow up.... -Does rubics cube and disarms the bomb and shoots the baby-
Ho's**t, that was your part, wasn't it? * Joseph Severn Megumi E.G No one believes me. ~Packs her things and moves to alaska.~ While in Alaska, Megumi lost her arm to a pack of ravening bears. The Alaskan bear is famous for its ability to raven for long periods of time. Subsequent to this tragedy, she replaced her missing limb with a robotic prosthesis, and dedicated her life to anally fisting Alaskan bears in mid-ravening. Non-ravening bears were simply forced to perform cunningulus on salmon. * pirulaso Caviar is expensive because eating souls costs money. * razeil100 *Straps a baby to a pole and throws a grenade at it* By the time I finish a go-gurt this should all be dealt with....or else. mad * (Ana Grey) My friend once said that Cupcakes were gay Muffins.
That's when I died.. * EmergencyRoom. Akihira People are socially 'rewarded' for coming out. Being gay is seriously the coolest thing. If I were gay, I'd have twice as many friends. * Misguided Terran You mean actual intercourse over bubbling in what your gender is? *confused the ******** out* neutral * A PM recieved by me, from PunkRockrPinkie This morning I woke up from a horrible nightmare! I dreamt that I was logging on to check up on the thread when suddenly it said, " This thread could not be found. Go back to forum. " Thinking it was a fluke, I searched all throughout the forums and threads and found only threads like "Post you're Pics!" "Slumbur Partey!" "Reight mai Avee!" and "Smart peeple thredd onlie!" eek I jerked up in a cold sweat and frantically came on here to make sure it was only a shockingly realistic nightmare about how life without C.E. would be. Thank goodness for C.E. and all the people who make it my home. heart * pirulaso You know what I like about sex with animals? I dont have to wear rubber... Thank God for that 2% DNA difference * pirulaso Chibi Hentai ...Are you comparing me to an Aki-sexed-up-exploded goat?? question I don't know where I am. * pirulaso razeil100 pirulaso razeil100 I had to google Couch bombing...>.>;; I didn't know that nickname is all. And what is it? Where you put a plastic bag full of crisco or jello under a cusion on your couch and ******** it. So it was couch rape... But with condoments... * Duck_man Why thanks. I seem to have that effect on guys more than girls, regretably. Perhaps I should turn gay... I'd definetly get laid more. Also, I could find girls who would like to see if they could turn a gay guy straight. Then I'd get laid EVEN MORE. That is, assuming people stop noticing my incredible good-lookingness and stop trying to lay me while I'm walking around. * PunkRockrPinkie Holy s**t. eek He's like God. Only there when you did something naughty. * Kit Johanson pirulaso Urangutangs (sp) are the largest tree climbing primate... Those big orange apes in zoos actually live in trees... Its really wierd to see ........... * Effin Sweet PunkRockrPinkie eek I remember you!!! *tackleglomprapehumpthrustpump* cool wink cool Long time, no sex talk. *Steals your panties and tucks them away into a pocket* Hello darling. I have so missed our scrumping like bunnies conversations. wink ninja * LittlexCutexKitty @Aki: Well maybe if you weren't so predictable!!! Jesus, I even dressed like you so you could imagine you were ******** yourself!!! The things I do to please. * Gothic_Romantic Akihira Gothic_Romantic HEMPENNANT (hem' pen ent) n. Any coattail, cuff, or dress hem dangling outside the door of a moving vehicle. What the ******** is there a definition for something so ******** obscure? Because God doesn't exist. * pirulaso Everynight, I dont go to sleep till I hear about oblong vaginas * BM1 pirulaso BM1 pirulaso Thats unfortunate... Can I ask you a question? Shoot. If you were going to be raped by Mario or Luigi.. Which one would you prefer? Luigi.
He's fast and goes on for a long while...but his p***s is small.
Mario, on the other hand...has a brat for a p***s. * Josephine.Hitler Goddamn, my boy-short underpants give me a camel toe like none other. surprised * Skeller-bvvt Akihira Head rules. I don't know what the ******** you people are talking about. ::points:: You guy, you get sucked off. ::points:: I girl, I kneel and have to take it. Hmmm... yeah. maybe if I got off on it it'd make sense. Though...you're Aki so it's different... Your seed could probably make someone come just from smelling it. * b0mbch3l What's up, ********? heart * pirulaso Chibi Hentai pirulaso Chibi has been waiting for you.. Thanks for making me seem lame. Mols: Night! * pirulaso Mistress Yami
...:*~ Why yes I am. 4laugh :: glomps and huggles:: heart Missed ya! 4laugh ~*:...
Ha, good to know.. I know your friends missed you.. They would go on and on about "Where's Yami" and "I missed it when she would urinate on me" ... I dont know who said the last one though.. * X Zeffie X +[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]+ -Skeets on your face- * Hadrhune Chibi Hentai Hadrhune Chibi Hentai Hadrhune *reaches all melodramatic* It's....toooo.....faaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! crying C'MON! YOU CAN MAKE IT!! *stretches out more* You...YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!! *falls off the edge of the cliff with him*
(I couldn't help it rofl )* Clifford W Lee Perfection Necrophilia Clifford W Lee I'm really in the mood for dry ******** a ten year old stut in the a** and red socking her when I'm done. After that I'll probably slit her ******** throat, chop her up, and throw her in to the lake in a 50 gallon barrel. How about you, you've got to be pretty close to 10 years old. Where do you live?
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:21 pm
*Bows in shocked awe of so much crazyass psychobabble* eek
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:48 pm
It is so long! xp
And NO I'm not being obscene!
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:31 pm
Semine It is so long! xp And NO I'm not being obscene! Your unintentional slip has made me giggle!
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