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 Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:04 pm
This is a thread where we can share the cruel jokes that popped into our minds while playing ToS.
To start us off:
((When Marble dies and Genis picks up her exsphere))
"Ha! Marble's marble!" (Kratos-sama says, "You should show more respect for the dead.")
((This one was thought up by... someone not me.))
Kratos: I made a grave mistake once.
Lloyd: What's that?
Kratos: You.
So? What do you think?
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:25 pm
I honestly don't see the use of this thread.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:10 pm
Quote: This is a thread where we can share the cruel jokes that popped into our minds while playing ToS. ^ There. ... I'm sad now... meanie. crying
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:12 pm
Pronyma: *dies*
Myself: >>;; WTF AAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.
Brother: oO;
Myself. <3 I love this game. xD
Oh, yes that happened. >>;
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:12 pm
When Pronyma is about to die...
Pronyma: Help me, Yggdrasil!!
Yggrasil: WTF? You're not dead yet? o_0;;
Lloyd: *pokes with a stick* Nope.
Genis: *explodes her with... um, explosion* twisted
Yggrasil: Aaaaaaw. But I wanted to. *pouts*
Lloyd: stare You're such a sissy-boy.
Yggrasil: Nu-uh! Kratos, tell him how despicable and vile and evil and... and... really bad I am!
Kratos: stare I wish to refrain from such actions.
Yggrasil: *sinks to the floor, his body shaking as he sobs* Noooobody loves meeee! gonk
Everyone: stare
Yggrasil: *suddenly becomes very quiet* .... BUT I SHALL SMITE YOU ALL! SMITE YOU GOOD!! scream
Yuan: *slaps him* Get a hold of yourself!
Yggrasil: When did you get here? Will you help me fight them?
Yuan: neutral Fight who?
Yggrasil: THEY'RE GONE! eek Darn you... darn you all to heck!! evil
Mweheheh, it's like parodies gone evil. *Looks back at post* I have no idea where that all came from. I just sat here and typed it and there it was. I want to use these ideas for doujinshii... twisted
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:25 pm
When they kick Lloyd out of the village
Lloyde-"Well then fine! I dont need your stupid village anyways! I have my rock hard lobster shell to protect me!"
(Inside joke really... My friends and I, all agree that Lloyd thinks he is a lobster)
*Lloyd runs off and gets horrably hurt* -But I am fine! My lobster shell is invonerable!"
Kratos- Oh Anna, why did you have to drink when you were pregnant?
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:42 pm
Kratos: Lloyd *heavy breathing* I am *more breathing* Your father...
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:25 pm
This is actually from the Beginner's RP Thread....I just had to post it.
Berto: Could he....Be a monkey?!
Really, you'd need to read the RP to get it...So go check it out now!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:32 pm
Yay! These are great! ((goes off to think up some more...))
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:28 pm
Awww.....these are sad crying
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:44 am
Not nessicarily a crule joke, but.. it's crule and funny...XD;
Ya' know when Mithos is kicking Yuan?
If you don't hit A, then he kicks him forever. << And if you listen carefully to the end of Mithos' laugh, then he like, snorts. XD;;
>>; Why's everyone gatta hate Pronyma..?
~Dark_Hedgehog 
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:01 pm
*in the Fooji mountains*
Yuan, about to fight Lloyd, is stopped by Kratos.
Lloyd: OMG, Kratos changed clothes!
Kratos: I'm secretly here to make sure that the fangirls don't turn away from the game because I still exist!!
Yuan: ...that's what I was here for...
*somewhere, in the namco tales studio*
Writer: Oh YES!! That's how we'll get revenue off this game. Rabid fangirls. It's FOOLPROOF!
Writer #2: You're a genious!
Writer: Someone get the Ah Megami-sama creator in here, we need the bishounen for this game to be so damn hot! Even the ugly ones need cuteness!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:41 pm
xd xd xd
Nice, Ran-Chan!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:25 am
dragon jazi Kratos: Lloyd *heavy breathing* I am *more breathing* Your father...
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:29 am
Star Wars = <3
@Dark- don't hate Pronyma, it's just that when she died, it was so... anti-climatic. :/
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