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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:41 am
the Monday Night Hype theme-Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays over the PM
Cole: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the sold out US Bank Area in Cincinnati, Ohio. This is Monday Night Hype! Hello everyone, I'm Michale Cole joined at ringside by Tazz. We are just one night removed from the blockbuster in Cleveland and there's a lot going on. Tazz: That's right Cole, we have a new Women's Champ and World Champ. it was an unbelievable show last night, partner. Cole: Tonight we're kicking things off with the President of the BWL, Ms. Kris Color who is in the ring now.
Kris is standing in the ring with the Middleweight Championship on her shoulder. "Thank you. First, I'd like to thank all people who came out last night to March Melee and the thousands of viewers around the world." the crowd goes nuts. "Now, it has already been revealed that Jed, your Middleweight Champion, has parted ways with GWF Inc. So that leaves a vacant title. Since there is already a #1 contender, I feel it would be best for him to step up. So please welcome, the new Middleweight Champion...Rob Van Dam!"
Tazz: Whoa, that's big Cole: It certainly is
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:55 am
Instead of Rob Van Dam, Eric Bischoff music plays and he comes out.
Cole: What the hell is Bischoff doing out here? Tazz: Ms. Color calls out Rob and we get this?
Eric gets in the ring, holding a mic. "Now just one second missy."
Cole: Tell me he didn't just say that.
"Now the way I understand how you run things, titles aren't just handed to guys. If anyone wants a title, they've gotta earn it, am I right?"
Tazz: He's got her there Cole.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:57 am
"That's right Eric, whoever competes for a title in BWL has to earn that shot. Well, Rob Van Dam is the #1 contender for the Middleweight title. In fact, he beat Randy Orton fair and square. So if we could please get Rob out here, I think he's earned this title."
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:04 am
Rob Van Dam's music hits and he comes walking down in his ring attire. the fans cheer as Rob gets in the ring and stands between Eric and Kris.
"OK, Ms. Color, why don't we play by your rules. Rob has to proove himself tonight and if he wins he will be the Middleweight Champion. But..."
Cole: Oh great, here it comes
"Since you've hand picked Van Dam, he'll have to face MY hand picked person."
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:21 am
"Eric, that maybe the smartest thing you've ever said." The crowd cheers. "Let's make this interesting. Rob Van Dam will face your guy and the winner will be Middleweight Champion. The loser will then become the #1 contender. But here's a twist. I will be in Rob's corner and you can be in your guy's corner. Now for the twist. If your guy beats Rob..." crowd boos "then I will show up in a very revealing, tight, cocktail dress and do everything you say, for that night."
Cole: She's not serious Tazz: Oh yeah she is
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:30 am
"Well, that sounds like a great idea." smiles Eric. He offers to shake her hand.
Cole: She can't agree to this Tazz: Hey, Ms. Color is a savvy lady, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a catch.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:33 am
Kris smiles. "But if your guys looses..."
Tazz: Here it comes Cole
"You will have to wear a dog suit. I'll expect really committment, I'm talking about barking, walking all fours, oh and you'll be called Bitchoff by all."
The crowd begins to "b***h-off, b***h-off"
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:35 am
As the crowd chants "b***h-off", Eric's grin quickly becomes a frown. Considering the person he has in mind he takes Ms. Color's hand.
"You've got yourself a deal."
the crowd goes wild.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:40 am
Kris shakes Eric's hand. She puts a hand on Rob's shoulder.
"So then, tonight's Main Event will be for the Middleweight title. My guy versus your guy." the crowd continues to go nuts.
"Also tonight, Jamie Scott will go one on one with Shino Kurohoshi, Shawn Michaels will face Christian, and the BWL World Champion Figgy will face off against one half of the Tag Team Champions, Luke Evans. So let's get this show on the road, and may the best person's man win!"
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