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Fools of April

Right then, you fools. You all understand that April the 1st is a very dangerous place to hang around, as people have this premature urge to try and trick you on this day alone, even though it's possible to do it to you every other day of the year.

Naturally, because of this instinct, you are going to be a target, so you just listen to my advice for a change to have a safe and happy April Fool's day!

1- Sites that people will link to
Various websites will of course be bountiful when it comes to April Fool's jokes, but I'm actually going to talk about sites that people will LINK to, and if you don't want to be an idiot yourself, I suggest you do not click them... these are only to be read, for when you see the little link at the botton of your screen when you are not supposed to

www.goatse.cx (this site is dead at the moment anyway)
http://www.dolphinsex.org/ (also dead)
www.ogrish.com
www.lemonparty.org
www.gaiaonine.com
www.youaregoingtoclicktheselinksanywayarentyou.turd

2- Various Jokes people will try to use
Naturally, people aren't imaginative when it comes to thinking up jokes to make people look the fool, so here are some facts and titbits that you should take with a pinch of salt...

People coming out of the closet. (Saying they are homosexual)
People coming out of closets.
Corporate Takeovers
Unreleased things getting released now.
People only using L33tspeak from now on.
People declaring a vow of silence from now on.
Gaia Online.
Sites or People suddenly changing thier content to something they do not normally do or support.
Quitters.
Death.
Life.
Love.
Any long phrase of text that ends with you having to pass it on otherwise you will be cursed somehow.

3- Places where people will try to prank you
You may not realise it, but the fact that it's a certain day can make people from all sorts of medias and countries want to take you out with thier "humor", so remember that these places are NOT to be trusted!

Your home.
Your friend's home.
The internet.
E-Mail. (Just for you picky people out there who don't think this is the internet!)
Mobile Phones.
Newspapers or any sort of reading service.
TV.
Certain video games.
The internet.
Gaia Online.

4- How to respond to April Fool's jokes
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5- Legitimate April Fool's sites worth noting
http://wilstar.com/holidays/aprilfool.htm - The origin of April Fool's day, because I'm not going to copy and paste it here. Click the darned link yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fool's_Day - Of course, the above site probably took all the info from Wikipedia, so just go here instead.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/shorts.shtml - Well it isn't April Fool's related, but then again what's wrong with downloading some of the orignal Tracy Ullman Simpsons shorts?
(WARNING: THESE MIGHT SCARE YOU!)

And now you know! Have a wonderfully safe and humorless April Fool's day!

A couple years ago I put sour milk in a can of Mountain Dew. My dad drank it. whee You should have seen his face!! rofl

man, dont april fool me plz! lol