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 Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:52 pm
Yuss. We all know that Karen LOVES wine.
Imagine you just bought 50 bottles, just for her.
Then, you go up to her and give them all to her. (Which isn't possible since your backpack isn't THAT big)
And ... when you're about to give hear the last one, she says:
[Insert your player name here], I hate wine, give me candy instead. It tastes better.
Okay, I'm done with the absurd example. Just post something similar. AKA; Things you will never hear the villagers/animals say.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:44 am
Okies... I have a pretty long list, here. ^ ^"
Cows
Star Cow: I rock! I rock!!! My milk sells for more than your milk. *Sticks tongue out at all other cows.*
Normal Cow: I'm sure Jack likes me more, he got me for FREE!
Brown Cow: You're getting old, way, way too old. Look how fat you are!
Marble Cow: We're. All. Fat. *Growl.*
Sheep
Sheep #1: Stupid Jack, he nearly fried me using those new electric clippers.
Sheep #2: Times are tough, we should destroy those electric clippers...
Sheep #1: Oh no! We couldn't do that, better yet, how about we kill Jack? ^_^
Sheep #2: That's my fantasy, it's not happening, and if we killed Jack us animals would be all alone in the world. Curse Jack.
Sheep #1: But, but, but we'd be free from slavery! Liberated, I tell you, liberated!
Chickens/Roosters
Chicken: There he goes, out to sell our eggs again. Why do we let him do this? We must go on strike against this criminal!
Rooster: Strike, strike, strike!
Dog
Flop Ears Dog: He doesn't feed me, I'm skin and bones!
Pointy Ears Dog: Who cares about you? He doesn't feed me, it's really tempting right now, those stupid chickens... So unaware that we're carnivors... So helpless... Jack's out, why not?
Flop Ears Dog: Because pixelated gravity restricts us from hopping any fence.
Pointy Ears Dog: True, very true.
Cat
Black Cat: What is the point of my life? I want to go emo!
Flop Ears Dog: Aren't you already emo?
Black Cat: Oh yeah, I have been, and... I stole your freaking muffin! Ha ha!
Flop Ears Dog: They say that the means ones are always either crazy, or sad. Looking at this one, I think crazy.
Horse
Horse: I come in one color, can't impress villagers, roll on the ground for no particular reason, don't have to ever be fed, am immortal, get you around town quicker, and boy, you should be glad I'm here!
Next time I'll post villager humor... This one sucked, in my opinion.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:12 am
Popuri/Lillia/Lyla/Nina: I'm allergic to flowers!
Maria: I like bad boys... you know, motorcycles, men I can let my hair down around *sexy hair toss*
Dia: .... *breakdances*
Kurt: *talks for 5 whole minutes nonstop*
Joe: *shuts up for 5 whole minutes*
Eve: OMFG my grandpa is the town drunk! crying
Bob: *looks at female playable character* Dude... I'd so crush you in bed.
Gwen: What are horses?
Jack: crying None of the girls have visible boobs...
Jack: *stamina depletes* eek confused What am I... an RPG character?
Alex: *walks into where Jack is sleeping* Are you awake? Good! Cause it's GAME OVER!
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:09 am
haha!Those are funny.Lemme try!
Eve: OMG!!I just had the most fun rolling around in the mud!~
Basil: Now, what ever happened to tootsie roll pops?The world WILL never know!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
Dia:I'm to sexy for my straightjacket,to sexy for my straightjacket, so sexy it hurrrts!~
Gina biggrin o these glasses make me look fat?
Female playable character: Ya know, Alex looks hot, right?But I mean, look at the way he RUNS!It's sooooooo not attractive.Yeah.And OMG Have you seen Louis?I mean, HELLOOOOOOOOO!Why the heck would someone even WEAR that kinda crud?*continues babbling on and on*~
Male playable character: Ya know, these overalls make my but look big.Maybe it was those annoying kids that were blowing bubbles eariler on!*from background*Bubble butt!Bubble butt!~
Bob: *sigh*Nobody likes me!I'm too fat.even my mommy thinks so!:sobs:~
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:25 pm
Dia: I wonder, if I marry Bubblebutt, (Jack/Playable character.) or in worst case scenario Turnip Head, how the heck do I survive pregnancy as a FRAIL girl? *Growl.*
Alex/Azuma: Now that, is one I can't explain. ^ ^"
Gina: *Pale, doesn't want to know.* I wish for someone to get a bucket... @.@
Martha: *Rushes off for said bucket as fast as her old, weak legs can carry her.*
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:53 pm
I'll try one...
Blue/Gray- I think I know what's worng with me.... I'm pregnant.
(He has mood swings...)
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:47 am
meggo-waffle I'll try one...
Blue/Gray- I think I know what's worng with me.... I'm pregnant.
(He has mood swings...) omg lmao
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:32 pm
meggo-waffle I'll try one...
Blue/Gray- I think I know what's worng with me.... I'm pregnant.
(He has mood swings...) XDD Oh my god...
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:54 pm
I shouldn't have said that because I <3 Gray...
But it was too funny!!
^-^
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:10 pm
meggo-waffle I'll try one...
Blue/Gray- I think I know what's worng with me.... I'm pregnant.
(He has mood swings...) That one made me laugh!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:12 pm
yoshigali meggo-waffle I'll try one...
Blue/Gray- I think I know what's worng with me.... I'm pregnant.
(He has mood swings...) That one made me laugh!
I'm glad everyone thought it was funny!!
^-^
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:39 am
HM 64...
Mary: Shut up and pray, Jack!
Jack: *Whimpers, even though he has tools that could be used as weapons.*
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:11 am
*From FOMT and MFOMT since I have not played any of the other games*
Karen: "I lovvvee water! Bring me some water and I'll marry you and we'll have fifty kids!" *Five minutes later when you get her the best water in the world* "DO YOU PAY ATTENTION AT ALL? DO YOU READ ALL THE CHEATS AND HINTS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT ME? I LOVE WINE NOT WATER!! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU CAN FORGET THE FIFTY KIDS NOW! THAT WAS A TEST AND YOU FAILED!"
Mary: "Books? Sorry, this library isn't for books you want, it's just for dumb guides on how to play this game. This library is pointless since you know everything in these books already from the game guides that are on that what do you call it? Oh yeah, internet."
Popuri: "YOU STUPID CHICKEN! LAY AN EGG THE COLOR OF MY HAIR RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!" *Chicken lays white egg* "Oh well, better luck next time." *giggles and walks away to marry Kai*
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:47 pm
I always thought Popuri had something evil in her red eyes, oh yes, ever since HM 64. gonk
Popuri: *Shoots red lazer beams from her eyes.* Now, I will burn you all alive!!!
Rick: Someone get her a pretty flower, and quickly!
Jack: Durr, okies! *Throws a near by weed at Popuri, and the weed is incinerated immediatly.*
Kai: We're all doomed!
Rick: I know, how about we sacrifice Kai to her as a bride! Er, no, wrong line, that was from some other horror movie... As a groom, yeah. ^ ^" Either way, we can afford to lose Kai. *Smile.*
Kai: Who are you to decide that?! O.o
Jack: I can decide!
Kai & Rick: Stupid... *Get into another insane argument.*
*Meanwhile Popuri is burning down the whole village.*
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:26 pm
Jack in front of mirror looking at butt: "Okay..no more Harvest Sprites doing my work for me since I'm a lazy jerk, this is getting serious!"
*That's all I got for now*
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