Video feed shows the back entrance parking lot in a sight of Mecha Fox throwing security around! Bodies flying! Cars taking human cookie cutter dents!

"How dare you! I'mma the living legend! I survived lions, 'splosions, time travel abduction! I don't need no durty identi-flook-yoo-cation! I'll have ya fired! I'mma your boss's bro!"
Some Severely Underpaid Cheap Security Guy: "Screw this man..! I'm outta here! This mother fu-ugh!"
The security guards start running away from Mecha Fox now! Run man! Run! Oh no! Mecha Fox just tackled him from behind!
Mecha Fox takes the now paraplegic SSUCSG's walkie, fiddling with it, and looks at the viewer, that douche monkey behind the camera!
"Oh, gravy!" Mecha Fox smiles, happy to see that his rugged and charming good looks are most definitely plastered on millions to billions of screens world wide again!
"Cart, buddy! Short story long, Emiko 2.0 went an had some flyers permit or some scam deal ta save money on'na flight over ta ya, guy.."
As he walks closer, skin looking tanned a bit red, and moving in a disheveled limp, his eyes carrying dark circles.
"Then tha trick pulls a portal trick and I'm stranded in'a desert! How ah made it here is'za whole hangover bit.."

"How dare you! I'mma the living legend! I survived lions, 'splosions, time travel abduction! I don't need no durty identi-flook-yoo-cation! I'll have ya fired! I'mma your boss's bro!"
Some Severely Underpaid Cheap Security Guy: "Screw this man..! I'm outta here! This mother fu-ugh!"
The security guards start running away from Mecha Fox now! Run man! Run! Oh no! Mecha Fox just tackled him from behind!
Mecha Fox takes the now paraplegic SSUCSG's walkie, fiddling with it, and looks at the viewer, that douche monkey behind the camera!
"Oh, gravy!" Mecha Fox smiles, happy to see that his rugged and charming good looks are most definitely plastered on millions to billions of screens world wide again!
"Cart, buddy! Short story long, Emiko 2.0 went an had some flyers permit or some scam deal ta save money on'na flight over ta ya, guy.."
As he walks closer, skin looking tanned a bit red, and moving in a disheveled limp, his eyes carrying dark circles.
"Then tha trick pulls a portal trick and I'm stranded in'a desert! How ah made it here is'za whole hangover bit.."