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New year, better me

Daemonsparta

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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 12:17 pm

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It's just because ('cause) I'm on a whole 'nother level ('nother level)
Hating because ('cause) I'm on a whole 'nother level now
Hating because ('cause) I'm on a whole 'nother level now

Bison came out into the stage, wearing a blue suit with gold trim and a pair of designer shades. He draped the Intercontinental Title belt over his shoulder. He headed down the aisle.

King: and it's starting JR! Here we are opening the new WWEFG on Netflix with the Alpha Male!

Jr: what a way to start the show, King. The Intercontinental Champion is here to make an address.

Bison walked over to a camera, pulling up his sleeve to reveal a rose gold watch.

"You like it? Its a Breitling" he bragged before heading down to the ring. He walked up the steps, stepping through the ropes so he didn't risk stretching his nice pants.

The Intercontinental Champion stepped to the center of the ring, holding a microphone.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 6:11 pm

Bison raised the microphone.

"Well, it is a new year. Who is enjoying 2025 so far?"

He let the crowd roar out, flashing his smile.

"Well let me tell you I couldn't be happier enjoying the holidays and ringing in the new year as your WWFG Intercontinental Champion. However as the new year begins and we stand here live on Netflix... I have some start of the year announcements. If you've been reading the dirt sheets.. you know some no account laughable media like Fightful you may have already heard that I've made a change in the Body by Mbadi brand. Yes I have decided that Body by Mbadi brand and Rosario are going in separate directions. Now I was going to let this remain under the radar but since my petty ex-manager wanted to make a stink about it, I will be blunt. Rosario has been fired for violating the Body by Mbadi attendance policy and let's be honest, underperforming in his field. Now he seems to claim that I have been defaulting on my payments, this of course is false and my lawyers have already sent a cease and desist. Let me say it here, the payments didn't default because you earned nothing. There's no handouts here, Rosario. You want to be paid? You need to show up, clock in, and actually do your job. A paycheck of 0 hours with 0 wage isn't a default, it's an accurate depiction of your contribution to the company and thus your owed compensation. You gave nothing, so you get nothing."

Bison removed his shades as he stared directly into the camera.

"Now that we've addressed a childish, two faced, waste of time and resources, let's move on to the fourth rate sad excuse for journalism. See Fightful, feeding off the vitriol of said time waster, are making claims that Body by Mbadi brands top product, Bisonade, is being investigated for having leads to health problems. These claims are absolutely laughably false. False and completely unfounded. Bisonade and Mbadi Bars are borh fully tested and FDA approved. I mean, come on, they couldn't even spell Bisonade correctly, how stupid is that? Hey news flash Fightful, maybe learn to read before trying to defame my product. I've only advertised Bisonade how often? Pretty much every show for almost the past year? Why did you add an extra I? Does it stand for ignorance? Or maybe idiocy? Both seem to fit you perfectly. You also seem to think Bisonade is the name of the company , when all this time I kept telling everyone to go where??"

BODY BY MBADI DOT COM!!!

"You'd think some journalists and my trusted former manager would get the basics correct, I guess I'm just too trusting. Speaking of products, ladies and gentlemen with the new year also comes a brand new product! Latest coming from Body by Mbadi brand, the makers of Bisonade and Mbadi Bars, comes our own line of work and athletic footwear... Dropkicks!

Dropkicks: charge like a bison! Now you can wear footwear approved by the Intercontinental Champion himself! Now remember...and one more time for the bogus journalists and lousy ex managers, you can only order all these amazing products and get a membership to my workout program by hopping online and going to~"

W W W DOT BODY BY MBADI DOT COM!!!

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